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Mission to Mars by Fullofkittens 03/12/2003, 12:12am PST
Little Crow wrote:

...it was better by far than that godawful dePalma abomination Mission to Mars, and I don't think we even need to mention the Ice Cube travesty, do we? OOPSIE, TOO LATE...

I know, it's like saying which hog-faced fat chick is less fuckable, but there is some sort of scale here.

Plus, how can you, of all people, discount the jerkability of Carrie-Ann in the braless white tank top? FLAPPITY-SMACKLICIOUS! OK, she's got a fucked-up eye, whatever...


LC
Low-grav pissing contests? Is that all the future holds?


Carrie-Ann Moss, when she was born, was only issued one facial expression. Also, she's too damn bony.

The funny thing aboout my Red Planet viewing was, I thought it was Mission to Mars, so I kept expecting Val Kilmer to get rescued by aliens like in The Abysss. He got off the planet, and I was soooo disappointed. Not enough to make me seek out MtM, though.

Did anybody see the John Carpenter Mars zombie movie? How was that? Why does Mars create shitty movies? What's a good Mars movie? (Hint: Not Total Recall).
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Watched Red Planet. HATED IT. (long, full of hate) by Bill Dungsroman 03/10/2003, 4:48pm PST NEW
    Wow. Still not as bad as Armageddon, though. by laudablepuss 03/11/2003, 12:53am PST NEW
        Re: Wow. Still not as bad as Armageddon, though. by FABIO 03/11/2003, 1:56am PST NEW
            Saw Roadhouse again, review pending. by Sherman burned down my town/Bodybag 03/11/2003, 2:16pm PST NEW
                A polar bear fell on me. by Zseni 03/11/2003, 3:34pm PST NEW
        Only saving grace of Armageddon: Mad Russian by Damocles 03/14/2003, 4:38am PST NEW
    On the other hand... by Little Crow 03/11/2003, 10:36pm PST NEW
        Mission to Mars by Fullofkittens 03/12/2003, 12:12am PST NEW
            Re: Mission to Mars by Jhoh Creexul 03/12/2003, 2:09am PST NEW
            Excues me? by laudablepuss 03/12/2003, 2:50pm PST NEW
                Re: Excues me? by Damocles 03/14/2003, 4:46am PST NEW
    defending Sizemore. Also, DR RUEHL! DR RUEHL! by FABIO 03/12/2003, 12:58am PST NEW
        Re: defending Sizemore. Also, DR RUEHL! DR RUEHL! by ValiumAddict 03/12/2003, 2:35am PST NEW
            Re: defending Sizemore. Also, DR RUEHL! DR RUEHL! by FABIO 03/12/2003, 11:48am PST NEW
        Re: defending Sizemore. Also, DR RUEHL! DR RUEHL! by Bill Dungsroman 03/12/2003, 12:19pm PST NEW
            slow on the debunking there, Dickshoes -nt NT by FABIO 03/12/2003, 12:21pm PST NEW
                An idiot in biology, FABs -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 03/12/2003, 12:24pm PST NEW
                    3 minutes? QUIT STALKING MY POSTS LIKE YOUR PSYCHOTIC LOVE INTERESTS! -NT NT by FABIO 03/12/2003, 12:28pm PST NEW
                        MEANWHILE YOU BEAT ME BY ONE MINUTE ASSHOLE -nt- NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/12/2003, 12:54pm PST NEW
                            you have to be quick when fending off REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS -nt- NT by FABIO 03/12/2003, 1:28pm PST NEW
    So is this going up in the articles section then? (nt) by Jhoh Creexul 03/12/2003, 2:10am PST NEW
 
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