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by Ray, of Light 03/30/2003, 9:26pm PST |
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It's sort of like trolling, but with a dedicated server, and without the downside of victims disrupting the general discussion.
Ray!
Fussbett wrote:
There is a GameFAQs thread about the Rygar review, but half the people in the thread posted to say they agree with the review, so the thread never gets very threatening.
http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=30467&topic=6872253
Still, I'll reply here to several people in that thread.
Rygarrrr wrote:
So many other bad games are out there, and he hates Rygar so much? He must hate almost all video games! Why is he reviewing a video game that he hates in the first place? A calmer person should do the reviewing to give a rounded opinion. I should write a review about how much I hate HIM.
I'd like to read your review about me, sir. Start with the fact that I never give to charity. Fucking charities. What have they ever done for ME?
The System wrote:
I hate to see what type of games that "reviewer" enjoys the most.
Well close your eyes, The, because here it comes: "I enjoy good games".
S Forge wrote:
That reviewer (what the hell was his name? fussbutt?) is a complete moron. He's comparing the game to Ico and Devil May Cry while putting up pictures of musicians wearing spiked wristbands around the review and comparing them to Rygar (who is a fictional character) as well as claiming that Rygar TLA is too easy to beat and that you should be playing NHL 2k2 instead of 'wasting your time' playing Rygar TLA.
Clever name mockery, S Forge. Or should I say S. FAGGOT? Devil May Cry is the game Rygar:TLA wanted to be, the disparaging Ico comparison is not only funny and clever but RIGHT, the metal wristbands comparison is humor, Rygar was an easy game, and NHL 2K3 is a better game. Any fucking questions you coward?
S Forge wrote:
At least reviewers with 'professional' demeanor mention details such as correctly referring to Rygar's weapon as the 'Diskarmor' instead of saying some lame, simple thing like 'yo-yo'. Sure, it's based on the principals of the yo-yo but it's NOT a yo-yo. It's a Diskarmor.
What was the name of those special crystals that powered the Enterprise on the original Star Trek series? Di-Lathe... Dilithi... FUCK OFF. "It's a Diskarmor". Do you hear yourself, you cocksucker? What's YOUR real name? Is it WHO GIVES A SHIT?
S Forge wrote:
Then he goes off saying stuff like "just keep pushing the square button" which will in turn kill everything because all of Rygar's other moves and 'yo-yos' are 'useless'. Had this reviewer actually played the game a bit longer and on Normal mode (not easy mode, judging from his aptitude), then he probably would have seen that the game is a bit challenging and possibly even have reviewed the game better. (yeah right. it seems like this guy had it in for Tecmo from the start.)
Played it all the way through on normal mode. Never touched any of the "special moves" aside from first experiments early in the game. People can string up 60 hit combos? Hey, that's great... Especially since it doesn't matter AT ALL. Also: Dead or Alive 3 is the PERFECT fighting game. That's how I feel about Tecmo. They are equally adept at making shit as they are greatness.
S Forge wrote:
To top things off, he slams the Rygar TLA producer by pretty much stating that what the producer has achieved is all an exaggeration and that the game only looks nice.
Hey yeah, remember when I did that? Ahhhh... Good times.
S Forge wrote:
He then brought up the point; "Rygar should have killed all of those monsters long ago"....
Quote me correctly: "...it seems that in previous adventures Rygar has already rid his world of monsters, and now the mighty hero wanders his homeland in solitude for most of the game." That's fucking funny shit, yo. A game where the hero is at the tail-end of his monster-killing career. It's like the beginning of Ghostbusters II.
S Forge wrote:
]Had he actually thought about the game and it's storyline
...his head would've exploded from boredom.
S Forge wrote:
Since he seems to be an ignorant Metal-Head (Metal Music Fan) I'm surprised that he didn't slam the end theme song "Wish" which was performed by Izzy Cooper. Had he actually got that far in the game (even halfway), he probably would have slammed the song but I guess that he probably wasn't good enough to do so. (not good enough to control the character? keep practicing then)
Making fun of that song and Izzy Cooper is done without my assistance. That debaucle does a fine job of slamming itself.
S Forge wrote:
That's like a movie critic only sitting through 5 minutes of a 2 hour movie they're supposed to watch and review. Instead, they'll simply go ahead and submit a negative review to their peers just because he/she didn't like the first 5 minutes. If they had sat through the movie and then said that it wasn't any good, that's acceptable because that person has actually experienced the movie fully. The person who only sat through 5 minutes of footage is nothing short of an imbecile who shouldn't even have been invited to attend the advance screening.
Great analogy! Here's one for you: It's like a guy going into a store and buying a $50 video game, only to discover that the game sucks for the first 5 hours of gameplay. Should he declare that the game sucks? Or should he STAY WITH IT because he somehow owes his peers (?!) a thorough investigation. After the halfway point, the only thing that could save Rygar would be if suddenly became a completely new game. Like NHL 2K3. Even then my review would say "this game is only half as good as NHL 2K3".
S Forge wrote:
It's like judging a book by it's cover; You never know if it gets better unless you actually read through it and eventually finish it.
Hey, does this also mean that life is like a box of chocolates? |
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I'm not really famous. by Fussbett 03/30/2003, 9:13pm PST
This could be a regular feature. (old-school nt) by Ray, of Light 03/30/2003, 9:26pm PST
New forum idea! by FABIO 03/30/2003, 11:49pm PST
I prefer to spread my hate in a thin layer NT by Entropy Stew 03/31/2003, 12:41am PST
You know what's sad? by Senor Barborito 03/30/2003, 9:49pm PST
I wonder what would happen if I did a review of Nethack? NT by Mischief Maker 03/30/2003, 9:52pm PST
You should totally do that. NT by Senor Barborito 03/30/2003, 10:00pm PST
Bring it. NT by Monty Cantsin 04/01/2003, 12:49pm PST
But the legal threats, Barbie, THE LEGAL THREATS! NT by Chairman Mao 04/01/2003, 12:25pm PST
Perhaps if the reviews featured more gay mimes? by Damocles 04/01/2003, 7:31pm PST
Re: Perhaps if the reviews featured more gay mimes? by FABIO 04/01/2003, 10:22pm PST
???????? by FABIO 03/30/2003, 11:54pm PST
Re: ???????? by Jhoh Creexul 03/31/2003, 12:14am PST
I wrote a reply to this but it was ate. by Jhoh Creexul 03/31/2003, 12:13am PST
Re: I'm not really famous. by S_Forgel 04/01/2003, 10:24am PST
OH.MY.FUCKING.GAWD.!!!!!!!!! by SBDMT 04/01/2003, 12:18pm PST
THIS MAN WANTS TO BE CUDDLED (by us) by Jhoh Creexul 04/01/2003, 1:40pm PST
I got this one. (warning: contains unruliness!) by Fullofkittens 04/01/2003, 2:57pm PST
Re: I got this one. (warning: contains unruliness!) by laudablepuss 04/01/2003, 3:21pm PST
Re: I'm not really famous. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2003, 3:43pm PST
Is his dad a cop? by conflictNo 04/01/2003, 4:44pm PST
Re: Is his dad a cop? by laudablepuss 04/01/2003, 5:32pm PST
Re: Is his dad a cop? by FABIO 04/01/2003, 6:17pm PST
Re: Is his dad a cop? by laudablepuss 04/01/2003, 7:22pm PST
Re: Is his dad a cop? by FABIO 04/01/2003, 10:25pm PST
Other than bad quoting, that sounds like the start of a great Caltrops fic. NT by Jhoh Creexul 04/01/2003, 10:32pm PST
Are you new at the internet? by Fussbett 04/02/2003, 12:42am PST
The only comment I have about your Rygar review... by curst 04/01/2003, 11:02am PST
Re: I'm not really famous. by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:29am PST
Re: I'm not really famous. by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:31am PST
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Re: I'm not really famous. by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:33am PST
Re: I'm not really famous. by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:36am PST
Re: I'm not really famous. by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:37am PST
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Re: look ma, I'm spamming! That'll show those mean ole' so and so's! by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:38am PST
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Re: when trolls sniff glue, on a very special caltrops at 6:30 by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 9:39am PST
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For those who enjoy reading spam! NT by Entropy Stew 04/06/2003, 11:28pm PDT
THAT WAS IT!?! by Fullofkittens 04/06/2003, 11:52pm PDT
No by Senor Barborito 04/07/2003, 12:06am PDT
Wrong by Entropy Stew 04/07/2003, 12:16am PDT
I'M SORRY by Senor Barborito 04/07/2003, 12:23am PDT
THIS FORUM RULES!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Creexul 04/07/2003, 1:45am PDT
worst troll evar. by the unimpressed. 04/02/2003, 10:02am PST
Re: worst troll evar. by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 10:04am PST
Re: worst troll evar. by still not impressed 04/02/2003, 10:12am PST
Re: when trolls sniff glue, on a very special caltrops at 6:30 by John Gulp 01/05/2023, 8:11pm PST
To the Stew NT by Increase the Spamguard pls k tks 04/02/2003, 10:26am PST
I told him 15 seconds wasn't enough *shrug* NT NT by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 12:59pm PST
Man, that guy really loved tha cock by Rear Admiral Stew 04/02/2003, 3:41pm PST
Re: Man, that guy really loved tha cock by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 8:17pm PST
Re: Man, that guy really loved tha cock by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 8:20pm PST
Re: Man, that guy really loved tha cock by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 8:21pm PST
Allright - it's time I said something about this. by Fullofkittens 04/03/2003, 7:23am PST
So, an chance of a Panzer Dragoon Orta review? NT by Moab 04/02/2003, 10:24am PST
So, any chance of a Panzer Dragoon Orta review? by MOAB 04/02/2003, 10:35am PST
Re: So, any chance of a Panzer Dragoon Orta review? by foogla 04/02/2003, 12:57pm PST
Re: So, any chance of a Panzer Dragoon Orta review? by S_Forgel 04/02/2003, 8:24pm PST
See? now you're gettin it. NT by Chairman Mao 04/02/2003, 9:14pm PST
If by "it" you mean "another ip block added to the ban list" NT by Entropy Stew 04/02/2003, 9:28pm PST
Well... that certainly applies... NT by Chairman Mao 04/02/2003, 9:33pm PST
Actually I just added a specific IP to this one - didn't look like his machine NT by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 9:43pm PST
Re: Actually I just added a specific IP to this one - didn't look like his machine by S_Forgel 04/03/2003, 9:19am PST
Hi! by Senor Barborito 04/03/2003, 1:35pm PST
Re: Actually I just added a specific IP to this one - didn't look like his machine by Chairman Mao 04/03/2003, 1:59pm PST
I don't think that was really him. by FoK 04/03/2003, 2:11pm PST
Oops. Should've been NT. NT by FoK 04/03/2003, 2:12pm PST
Re: Actually I just added a specific IP to this one - didn't look like his machi by Nixon 04/03/2003, 2:18pm PST
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