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I have a time to post 500 words, but I'm too lazy to put a title here. by jeep 04/18/2003, 11:54pm PDT
Senor Barborito wrote:

Someone whom I like a lot responded to a spammer with their spam inlined tonight, and damned nearly might have gotten taken with them if I hadn't gone the extra mile in followup work and done a bunch of crosschecks - which I do not always have time to do.


I'm already tired of being devil's advocate on this, but...

1. Read what I quoted right there and ask yourself: Could you be any more lazy? Why bother walking all the way to the bathroom to take a piss when the window's closer?

2. YOU HAVEN'T DELETED ANY FUCKING POSTS. Leaving empty shit hanging there doesn't count. Leave the stuff up and ban the fucker or nuke the posts and ban the fucker but for christ's sake, how can you say the above when YOU "HAVE THE TIME" TO GO BACK AND FUCKING WRITE SMARTASS SHIT IN PLACE OF THE OLD TEXT. If it's easier to delete the whole thread then DELETE THE WHOLE THREAD. Yes, that is exactly what Chet did. Repeatedly.

3... If you, SB, have the time to read every post and all of slashdot and climb the walls and surf the internet all day, you have the time to learn a scripting language to round out your already considerable unix skills. The economy's not going to suck forever and someday you may want to try making a dime off of your ability:

a. You can learn enough to help ES: Subcom recommended to me a while back the book "PHP and MYSQL Web Development, 2nd Ed" by Welling and Thomson. I ignored him at first, but he was right: It's so good the "example forum code" looks like they ripped it right off an early, primitive version of Chet's very own forum code (...or did they?) The mysql stuff is real close to pgsql anyway, and I've been fiddling with it on a local server for like 6 months now, definitely a good book.

Or

b. You can write backend admin code with perl or c shell scripts to hunt down IPs, find offending posts, whatever. Cursors, and well basically any SQL control functions, have a bit of a learning curve, but it's not like we lack free time, eh?

If you're having that much of an issue doing it by hand, you need automation. Since I'm no great programmer, I'll refer to the advice given me by a really good programmer: if you know you'll have to do it more than twice, write a fucking program the first time. Here's my advice: include some error checking.

/jeep/
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Do not respond to spam posts unless you are trying to get banned, thanks by Senor Barborito 04/18/2003, 3:12am PDT NEW
    The secret is out, you really like INC. *sobs* NT by Chairman Mao 04/18/2003, 3:16am PDT NEW
        Fuck, caught by Senor Barborito 04/18/2003, 3:36am PDT NEW
        Que? by I need clarification 04/18/2003, 3:56am PDT NEW
            Don't worry, none of this involves you by Senor Barborito 04/18/2003, 4:05am PDT NEW
                Sorry dude by Mysterious stranger 04/18/2003, 6:31am PDT NEW
                    Re: Sorry dude by Mysterious stranger 04/18/2003, 6:51am PDT NEW
                        No post edits=More Hilarity & Heap of evidence to be used against trolls NT by More Mysterios Stranger 04/18/2003, 1:46pm PDT NEW
                            It also forces people to be accountable for what they wrote. NT by Chairman Mao 04/18/2003, 2:00pm PDT NEW
    I have a time to post 500 words, but I'm too lazy to put a title here. by jeep 04/18/2003, 11:54pm PDT NEW
        Calm down - you're totally confused. by Senor Barborito 04/19/2003, 1:02am PDT NEW
            Just for the record by jeep 04/19/2003, 2:04am PDT NEW
                Sorry, beginning of sentence capitalization, etc. - you know how it is, jeep. NT by Senor Barborito 04/19/2003, 2:20am PDT NEW
            I totally agree by I need clarification 04/21/2003, 5:04am PDT NEW
    I really like pizza. A lot. NT by mrs. johnson 04/21/2003, 4:21am PDT NEW
 
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