Colonel K wrote:

FoK wrote:


But that doesn't explain why I like [some band] and Queen now, but didn't then...

For me, it's the lingering certainty that Queen's Seven Seas of Rhye encapsulates The Answer to The Universe somewhere within its 2:50 laptime. If there is an explanation for this song, I don't want to hear it until my very queer death, redeemed only by a lifetime's worship for the only band that could unfag the word 'troubadour'.

Queen, Greatest Band of the Foreververse wrote:


Seven Seas of Rhye

fear me you lords and lady preachers
i descend upon your earth from the skies
i command your very souls you unbelievers
bring before me what is mine...

-sfx- every cool person, ever, cheers

...the seven seas of rhye
can you hear me you peers and privvy counselors
i stand before you naked to the eyes
i will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
i swear that you'll be mine
the seven seas of rhye
sister - i live and lie for you
mister - do and i'll die
you are mine i possess you
i belong to you forever
storm the master-marathon i'll fly through
by flash and thunder-fire i'll survive
then i'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive
then i'll get you
be gone with you - you shod and shady senators
give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries
i challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours
and with a smile
i'll take you to the seven seas of rhye