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by fag packet 05/28/2003, 9:38pm PDT |
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Diotallevi wrote:
The "War on Terror" is not literally a war on "TERROR," and everybody knows it. Not just you, everybody, the rubes, etc. The phrase is a placeholder, like "9-11" for something too complicated to fit into a sentence.
And that would be? The best you've managed so far is "keeping terror to a low hum" by invading the fuck out of whoever you want and terrifying the rest of the world into either getting nukes as quick as possible. Fair summary, cockheel? And 'Terrorist states with nukes doesn't sound like 'a low hum' of potential threat, it's more like a Marshall Valve State with fuzzbox flange and Harmonic Generator Intermodulator going KERMOTHERFUCKERANNNNGGGGG.
Jesus, I'd hate to have seen you fuckheads 30 years ago...
" 'Cold War?' How can you have a war against THAT!!!! Those people are so DUM! Wear a fucking sweater."
Or just get something warm like STRAW FROM THAT MOTHERFUCKING STUPID ARGUMENT.
"Well if it's really a war on Communism, why aren't we fighting them? Why isn't Yugoslavia on their side? Why (post-Nixon) is China on our side? I am very smart for having noted these ["]inconsistencies["]."
Yes, but the Cold War was directed against a defined entity, communist states. This is different from a war on terror, even if it's actually a war on Saudi Arabia. The Cold War was not a war on cold. {Stares blankly at the sentence he has just written. A single heavy tear tracks down his cheek.} A war has goals and aims. To talk of it being finished, and then to say in the same paragraph that none of the goals or aims will at that point be realised? Are you the Janitor?
It's not a LIE, either, because, as you point out (thinking you're clever for spotting it, I guess) the literal interpretation of the phrase is meaningless to the point of absurdity.
First, the good guys need to play it close to the vest, because some of our "allies" are really enemies, or at least, they're part of the problem, and we need to get rid of them. But of course you can't go around saying, "A stable, friendly Iraq will at least partially alleviate our dependence on Saudi oil, which will give us the freedom to put REAL pressure on them to kick their enormous terror-funding habit or get the fuck out of the country," out loud if you're the president, because people pay attention when the president says things, and like the statement I made up says, we need to get our Iraq shit together BEFORE we get it on with the Saudis, or we're fucked right out the gate.
Second, many of the people who work in mass media, like the subtly spinning AP reporter (look at the full text of the speech the quoted portion is CLEARLY his segue from the part of his speech where he talks about the war on terror to the part where he talks about the future, and the graduates' place in it) in the story Fussbett linked, are, to the extent that they understand what the plan is, hostile to it.
Do you even have a first language?
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War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Fussbett 05/24/2003, 1:20pm PDT 
Re: War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Mh 05/24/2003, 6:40pm PDT 
I thought we got rid of terror when we invaded Iraq! NT by The Ironic One 05/24/2003, 6:53pm PDT 
One day this war on terror is going to end :( NT by Col. Kilgore 05/24/2003, 8:43pm PDT 
Re: War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Lizard_King 05/25/2003, 3:28pm PDT 
I'll keep this simple by fag packet 05/26/2003, 3:08am PDT 
Re: I'll keep this simple by fag packet 05/26/2003, 3:18am PDT 
Terrorism won when we declared the war on it and passed the Patriot Act by Senor Barborito 05/26/2003, 4:48pm PDT 
Example by Senor Barborito 05/26/2003, 8:41pm PDT 
Re: Example by Jhoh Creexul 05/26/2003, 10:22pm PDT 
Re: Terrorism won when we declared the war on it and passed the Patriot Act by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 3:10am PDT 
I'll grant the first, actually, but not the second by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 6:50am PDT 
Re: I'll grant the first, actually, but not the second by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 8:45pm PDT 
Re: I'll keep this simple by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 3:03am PDT 
Re: I'll keep this simple by I need clarification 05/27/2003, 3:50am PDT 
Holy fuck I agree with you and Fussbett both?! NT by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 6:57am PDT 
I'll keep this extra simple for INC's sake. by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 8:32pm PDT 
EVERYTHING you say is exceedingly simple, moron. It's in your DNA. by I need clarification 05/27/2003, 9:25pm PDT 
Re: EVERYTHING you say is exceedingly simple, moron. It's in your DNA. by Lizard_King 05/28/2003, 2:18am PDT 
Just a nit... by Chairman Mao 05/28/2003, 2:25am PDT 
Re: Just a nit... by foogla 05/28/2003, 3:23am PDT 
Re: Just a nit... by Lizard_King 05/28/2003, 6:10pm PDT 
Yeah I thought you'd say something like that. NT by Chairman Mao 05/28/2003, 6:31pm PDT 
You're (still) boring by I need clarification 05/29/2003, 3:35am PDT 
Re: You're (still) boring by Lizard_King 05/30/2003, 1:16pm PDT 
Jesus, you're fucking predictable. And boring. by Satire 05/30/2003, 2:19pm PDT 
Doh! I mean NT by I need clarification 05/30/2003, 5:46pm PDT 
Thanks NT by I need clarification 05/30/2003, 6:18pm PDT 
Re: Jesus, you're fucking predictable. And boring. by Lizard_King 05/30/2003, 11:15pm PDT 
I win!! You ARE boring! by I need clarification 05/31/2003, 2:00am PDT 
You fucking idiot. by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 1:31pm PDT 
Re: You fucking idiot. by foogla 05/31/2003, 3:10pm PDT 
Re: You fucking idiot. by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 11:48pm PDT 
I need smileys by foogla 06/01/2003, 6:15am PDT 
fixed last quote by foogla 06/01/2003, 6:16am PDT 
Re: fixed last quote by Lizard_King 06/01/2003, 12:11pm PDT 
Re: fixed last quote by foogla 06/01/2003, 2:57pm PDT 
Man, you really stick to the playbook, don't you? by I need clarification 05/31/2003, 5:51pm PDT 
As usual, your "arguments" are disappointing and trite. by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 11:38pm PDT 
fucked up the quotes above. NT by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 11:39pm PDT 
Fucked up the argument above as well. HA! by I need clarification 06/01/2003, 2:34am PDT 
Pitiful. Your posts are just getting worse. by Lizard_King 06/01/2003, 12:00pm PDT 
Re: Pitiful. Your posts are just getting worse. by fag packet 06/01/2003, 9:11pm PDT 
Unfortunately by Senor Barborito 06/02/2003, 12:12am PDT 
Re: Pitiful. Your posts are just getting worse. by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 10:25pm PDT 
Deep sigh by fag packet 06/03/2003, 3:36am PDT 
Well, I'm glad we cleared at least part of that up. by Lizard_King 06/03/2003, 2:57pm PDT 
You have ONE unheard messages. To hear new messages, click here. by I need clarification 06/01/2003, 11:31pm PDT 
Re: You have ONE unheard messages. To hear new messages, click here. by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 10:14pm PDT 
Mind if I chime in here? by Senor Barborito 06/02/2003, 10:28pm PDT 
Re: Mind if I chime in here? by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 11:30pm PDT 
Re: You have ONE unheard messages. To hear new messages, click here. by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 10:26pm PDT 
Re: I'll keep this simple by Fussbett 05/27/2003, 4:18am PDT 
What a pouty child you are by Diotallevi 05/27/2003, 7:39pm PDT 
Thanks for addressing that portion so effectively. NT by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 8:46pm PDT 
...and thank YOU for reponding to yourself. NT by Nick Detective... still holding out 05/27/2003, 8:54pm PDT 
Fag. Keep trying, though. NT by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 9:08pm PDT 
Dear Cocksucker by fag packet 05/28/2003, 9:13pm PDT 
Dear Shit Drinker by Lizard_King 05/30/2003, 1:21pm PDT 
Re: Dear Shit Drinker by John Ashcroft 05/30/2003, 1:45pm PDT 
"Enterprize"? OMFG clever RFOFLOFL NT by Excited commie shitheads everywhere 05/30/2003, 11:18pm PDT 
We Are No More. by Higher Standards 05/31/2003, 3:25am PDT 
And, cunt - by fag packet 05/28/2003, 9:38pm PDT 
Dio you rule by Steve Lollerson 2 06/04/2003, 11:26am PDT 
Re: War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by foogla 05/27/2003, 6:56am PDT 
U.S. to Planet: Suck our collective dick. by Moab 05/27/2003, 8:04am PDT 
So by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 8:12am PDT 
Re: So by Moab 05/27/2003, 8:23am PDT 
Switzerland? We could be like the Von Trapp family with more dicksucking! by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 8:32am PDT 
Ok, I give up. NT by NT Helper 05/27/2003, 9:32am PDT 
You realize I'm trolling you at this point, right? by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 9:35am PDT 
That's why I gave up. by NT Helper 05/27/2003, 9:39am PDT 
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