laudablepuss wrote:

Senor Barborito wrote:

HOWEVER, this still doesn't excuse Wolfowitz's statement last week that WMD was just a reason everyone could agree on for the war - essentially admitting that WMDs were simply a marketing reason, and not the real reason.

--SB

I agree with this. We need to find WMDs or somebody needs to be held accountable. I can't WAIT to vote Bush out of office.

America's Army: Operation Plausible Deniablity wrote:

You are standing in an endless sea of dunes . . .
You see: a_shovel, an_M16, a_towelhead_corpse, sand

> get shovel

You pickup the shove and hold it in a heroic pose.

> dig

Dig where? The corpse or the sand?

> dig sand

You dig for an hour and find . . . more sand. Just like the other 1300 inspectors have for weeks on end.

> n

You head north.
You are standing in an endless sea of dunes . . .
You see: a_suspicious_mound, sand

> dig sand

You dig for an hour and find . . . more sand. Just like the other 1300 inspectors have for weeks on end.

> dig suspicious mound

You dig for an hour and just as you're about to give up, your shovel hits something metal with a 'clunk.' You quickly uncover it and find a fairly large and nasty-looking warhead. The side reads 'Property of Israel' - ugh, that won't do at all, better change that first before summoning a_commanding_officer.
You see: a_warhead, sand

> i

You are carrying: a_knife, a_canteen, a_helmet

> use knife on warhead

Good idea! You quickly scratch out the word 'Israel' and carve in the word 'Iraq.' It doesn't look so great, but it's not like any civilians, hippies, or UN weapons inspectors are going to get a look at it anyway . . .

> summon officer

The officer approaches and says, "AHA! This is just what we're looking for! Good work, Private Pyle, I'll take it from here." You are quickly flown back home to America the beautiful for a gigantic parade in your honor. Later, you meet some generals who give you some medal or other called 'The Medal of Honor' or something. "Congratulations private, or should I say . . . major general!" says a_general with a twinkle in his eye, "You've single-handedly won the war on hippies and liberals for us! America owes you her thanks!" A year later you die under very suspicious circumstances, just before an interview on a liberal talkshow.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON THE GAME! THE END!

play again (y/n)?

> n