Osama Bin Lollerden wrote:

I need clarification wrote:


The Onion as the litmus test of what is funny? "Sir" used repeatedly? Including the misspelling of "Yasser?"

As long as we're going to be spelling and/or grammar nazis I'd like to remind you that trying assert a correct spelling of an arabic word (or name) in the english alphabet makes you look like (suprise) an idiot! Thanks for helping me out.

That you seem to almost have a grasp of what is going on around here is mitigated completely by what has to be one of the most painful exercises in posting of all time. It hurt reading your post, all the more so to me as I was hoping against hope the righteousness of your arguments would outweigh the text itself.

Do you teach classes? I've been striving to reach the quality you've displayed for the last several months. Can you explain to me how you came up with such gems as your "fly over territory" insult (aside from the obvious proginitor, Cameron Diaz)? I appreciate your input to my writing. Have you ever considered being an editor/director? Or just editor.

[quoteIt didn't. Nothing could. You suck. Please try again, but harder.

PS. I think you're talking to the wind, anyway - BDR informed me that he's splitting Caltrops for a while. He's got real life work stuff to deal with and the eternal SB vs. GA struggle is as boring as it is time consuming for him:

I appreciate your stepping up to fill his uninteresting and unfunny (tm 1997 spanky enterprises) shoes. I hope you had the sense to get sponsored by Nike before signing for doing so. I'll add your criticisms to my hand-written journal.

This is the part of the forum where you tell us about how much greater the LA area is than the rest of the world. I'll preemptive respond with "You go girl".

Way to fuck up the quote tags. Pretty sure there's a "preivew" button ------------------------------------>