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Re: Attn: Mr Dungsroman by Bill Dungsroman 06/07/2003, 6:09pm PDT
Senor Lollerito wrote:

Dear Sir,

I recall a time when you an interesting person.


I don't.

I know, this seems a stretch to those of you to whom this post is not addressed. I apologize.

At one time, you were funny. You attacked newbies with a virtue that seemed granted by higher forms of life. It was as if you were vested with divine authority despite your clearly average intelligence. You made us smile.


Oh no. I'm not smort and I no longer please you. I'd better make this quick before the tears short out my keyboard HAHA NOT FUNNY ENOUGH DUMMY.

Now, however, you've proven to be the flamer equivalent of binro the heretic. You use the same angsty attacks against actual funny posters who make fun of the adminstration team as you did when you burst upon the scene a few years ago to attack clueless and/or stupid posters defending the undefendable.


I hate to burst your big gay bubble but that seminal X-lollerson anti-Barborito thread post wasnt that fucking hilarious. Well, trading Not Funnies; how easily you GA fags promote regression to the blander parts of OMM's supposed Golden Age, what I like to call The Age That Never Happened. Your Lollerson, et al posts are mediocre at best, just more run-of-the-mill snipes at SENOR BARBORORNO. Now there's an accomplishment.

Sir.


Fag. How does it feel to suck so bad that even INC a queer dying to Amen your worn-out opinion can't bring himself to do it.

At this time, you are the one defending the undefendable.

You attack those who point out that the admistrator of this website is not only a lunatic but significantly below average intelligence. This is not debatable. These gentlemen are not only (to paraphase one of my less imaginative compatratiots) "unfunny", but actively counter-funny. These imbeciles are so incapable of funny that they counteract funny throughout the internet. After reading something either of these dimwits have written, anything else becomes less funny. This is indisputable. I suggest you read any of their thousands of series of nt posts directed at each other and then read any random article on the onion. This article will absolutely without doubt seem unamusing to you. The reason for this is that the lackwits whom you've recently spent significant effort defending are to humor as Yassir Arafat is to peace in the middle east.


OH NO BARBORNORNO ISNT SMORT EITHER. We're all so obviously unsmart here, why bother at all. Leave us dumbasses to our pitiful selves, then. I mean, my inability to spray Yoo-Hoo out of both nostrils when I read the Onion, in those nonexistant instances that I ever do, is prrof positive, alright.

I understand that your attacks are essentially extensions of what you've been doing for the last several years (that being, attacking whomever you see as either new or a threat to your forum of choice.) I would suggest that at this time you are attacking those whose intention is to make this forum worth posting on, rather than what it is today.


My dear good fellow gentlemen pip old chap old faggot old boybugger, would you be so kind as to point out these instances I've commited over the last several years. Especially at the beginning, when I wasn't posting to anywhere at all. Several, you said. Caltrops has only been up 7 months. Ignoring your factless argument, I'll kindly point out with my HAHA MIDDLE finger up your peehole that I've critisized this site as much or more than I've defended it. You'd think with all this meticulous monitoring that you've been doing on me and mine, you'd have noticed. BTW, brain-meltingly banal posts calling SB a fag yet again aren't going to save this place. There are some things, but that ain't it.

I need only point out at that none of the *other* posters who were capable of inducing laughter with a post from the OMM forums still posts here.

Or did you not notice how quickly kthor and didcot came and left again?


I really dont care, Mr. Too Pussy To Use My Old Nick. Just like I don't care if you're delicate sensibilities or whatever screamingly gay face you've put on your post like a Bukkake Kabuki have been upset or disappointed. Faggots who come here to bother the guy who makes this place run - much in the same way that GA apparently doesn't - are dead last on my list of people I give a fuck about.

BDR

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Attn: Mr Dungsroman by Senor Lollerito 06/07/2003, 1:00am PDT NEW
    Awful. Horrible. I give it a -100. Please sign up for summer school. by I need clarification 06/07/2003, 1:47am PDT NEW
        Re: Awful. Horrible. I give it a -100. Please sign up for summer school. by Osama Bin Lollerden 06/07/2003, 2:18am PDT NEW
            Re: Awful. Horrible. I give it a -100. Please sign up for summer school. by Derek Lollerson, PhD 06/07/2003, 2:24am PDT NEW
            Re: Awful. Horrible. I give it a -100. Please sign up for summer school. by Steve Dungsroman 06/07/2003, 2:25am PDT NEW
            Holy shit! Worst post ever! We have a winner. by I need clarification 06/07/2003, 3:28am PDT NEW
                INC you're a fucking moron by NF NT Lollerson 06/07/2003, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                    New brain-exploding idiot trend: by Fullofkittens 06/07/2003, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                    I read it again and you're right! It's an hilarious post! How did I miss that?! by I need clarification 06/07/2003, 8:40pm PDT NEW
    Re: Attn: Mr Dungsroman by foogla 06/07/2003, 4:26am PDT NEW
    Mr. Dungsroman only cares about Baldur's Gate, dumbass by Roop Dirump 06/07/2003, 6:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Mr. Dungsroman only cares about Baldur's Gate, dumbass by Nixon 06/07/2003, 7:05am PDT NEW
            Re: Mr. Dungsroman only cares about Baldur's Gate, dumbass by Roop Dirump 06/07/2003, 7:18am PDT NEW
                BTW Roop by Bill Dungsroman 06/08/2003, 5:46pm PDT NEW
    Us: Put in our Place. by Fussbett 06/07/2003, 12:16pm PDT NEW
    Holy shit, that was terrible. Go back to fucking Fark. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/07/2003, 1:41pm PDT NEW
    If the Shenanigan Van's a rockin, don't come a knockin NT by Entropy Stew 06/07/2003, 5:02pm PDT NEW
        Is it too much to ask that the one line NT responses make some sense? (NT) by Mr. Anderlollerson 06/07/2003, 5:22pm PDT NEW
            fag NT by wide hurt 06/07/2003, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                Thanks. NT by Lollerson Personality of the Year 06/07/2003, 5:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: Attn: Mr Dungsroman by Bill Dungsroman 06/07/2003, 6:09pm PDT NEW
        Dear Caltrops members by Stepto 06/07/2003, 6:15pm PDT NEW
            Re: Dear Caltrops members by foogla 06/07/2003, 6:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: Dear Caltrops members by Stepto 06/07/2003, 6:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Dear Caltrops members by I Need Clarifilollerson 06/07/2003, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                        boggling by Stepto 06/07/2003, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                            Re: boggling by I Need Clarifilollerson 06/07/2003, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                                sorry about the quotes. (nt) NT by I Need Clarifilollerson 06/07/2003, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                Christ you suck by I need clarification 06/07/2003, 8:45pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Dear Caltrops members by Nixon 06/07/2003, 7:00pm PDT NEW
            Dear Stepto by Entropy Stew 06/07/2003, 7:00pm PDT NEW
                So to sumamrize, you simple fucktard, by Stepto 06/07/2003, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                    Re: So to sumamrize, you simple fucktard, by laudablepuss 06/07/2003, 7:37pm PDT NEW
                        Re: So to sumamrize, you simple fucktard, by Stepto 06/07/2003, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                            That was really cute how you banned me before I even got a question off NT by Entropy Stew 06/07/2003, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                                Besides "What the fuck", I mean NT by Entropy Stew 06/07/2003, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                                what like some of the #GA people here who have posted to caltrops? by Stepto 06/07/2003, 7:58pm PDT NEW
                                    That's really cute by Entropy Stew 06/07/2003, 8:18pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: That's really cute by Stepto 06/07/2003, 8:21pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: That's really cute by Entropy Stew 06/07/2003, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                                Where's Chet when you need him? NT by Ator the fighting Eagle 06/08/2003, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                    Hang the fuck on by Bill Dungsroman 06/08/2003, 5:56pm PDT NEW
                        I SAID DON'T POST WITHOUT IMing ME, DAMNIT. Something we need to talk about ... by Senor Barborito 06/08/2003, 6:05pm PDT NEW
                            Here, how to IM with only web access: AIM Express by Senor Barborito 06/08/2003, 6:06pm PDT NEW
                        I remember a time when I didnt think you were a fucking idiot. (nt) NT by Stepto 06/08/2003, 11:50pm PDT NEW
 
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