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Re: Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Round The Block Joe 09/15/2004, 1:16am PDT If you're giving the choice of hiring a whore so much weight, you're obviously going to get one of the following: a) A cop during a sting operation. b) A transexual who's saving up for the Big Snip. c) Someone so laden with VeeDees you'll smell them on you 12 hours after the fact. d) All of the above. e) played. You'll obviously overpay her/it/him, at which point they'll take your home phone number and start blackmailing you and generally making you consider the different ways you can make your brain go spelunking sans skull down the nearest gutter. So, before you ruin your life, body, and self-esteem any further, download some free Hardcore XXX pr0n, and run a spyware killer while you're trying to explain to your compulsive/obsessive aunt why there's a smudge of something resembling Kindergarden-grade glue all over her plasticized seat cushions. It'll be easier to live with.

Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Mysterio 09/15/2004, 12:51am PDT     Re: Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Round The Block Joe 09/15/2004, 1:16am PDT     Re: Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Mysterio #2 09/15/2004, 4:01pm PDT     Re: Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Worm 09/15/2004, 4:40pm PDT         Re: Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Bill Dungsroman 09/15/2004, 8:41pm PDT     Let me tell you a story by Ray of Light 09/17/2004, 5:49pm PDT         'announcing' not accouncing NT by Nice Ray Impersonation 09/17/2004, 6:31pm PDT             I'm big in accounting by nice Ray of Light impersonator 09/17/2004, 6:54pm PDT     If you're going to buy the meat... by Debaser 09/17/2004, 6:52pm PDT