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by FABIO 09/15/2004, 1:39am PDT |
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
What are the problems with Ninja Gaiden? Eventually I'll get an Xbox and I suspected that NG would be a title I'd be coming home with. I thought the general opinion was that it was great. Have I been living under a lie all this time?
The general opinion was that what it did great was really great, what it did bad fucking sucked.
The action is great, but you can only go through so many jumping puzzles, camera fuck ups, and start overs due to poor save point placement before you the controller gets thrown and you play it just to beat it into the ground because you hate it so much.
Fussbett wrote:
Don't be FABIO when you play Ninja Gaiden! Problem solved!
Choosing the Fussbett character will only get you to the third boss, at which point your character will just sit down and give up. Going with Bodybag will get you much farther, but be prepared for the tears once you hit the ghost fish. Only FABIO will get you all the way through, but the end sucks as it's one long credit sequence where you post a negative review of the game.
I also liked how FABIO compared Ninja Gaiden to a hot slutty chick, which made you have second thoughts. FAGGOT.
AND THEN I FOUND OUT SHE WANTED TO GET INTO DIABLO THAT BITCH!!!!! >:0 |
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Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 NT by Ronnie Dobbs 09/13/2004, 5:02pm PDT 
XBox gets games later, but then they look better. NT by Quality versus Quantity 09/13/2004, 8:25pm PDT 
PS2 has lots of old PS2 and PS1 games you can find cheap used. NT by Age Before Beauty 09/13/2004, 10:42pm PDT 
Re: Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 by Raised 09/13/2004, 10:59pm PDT 
Re: Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 by Caltrops Magic Forum Company 09/14/2004, 5:08pm PDT 
Re: Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 by FABIO 09/14/2004, 6:51pm PDT 
Halo 2 by Fussbett 09/14/2004, 7:24pm PDT 
Ninja Gaiden by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/15/2004, 12:03am PDT 
I'll never get tired of the FABIO "like a girl" reviews. by Fussbett 09/15/2004, 12:15am PDT 
Re: I'll never get tired of the FABIO "like a girl" reviews. by FABIO 09/15/2004, 1:39am PDT 
Re: Ninja Gaiden by Mischief Maker 09/15/2004, 1:36pm PDT 
Jade Empire! by curst 09/15/2004, 9:36am PDT 
Jet Set Radio Future by Funkula 09/15/2004, 12:24pm PDT 
I thought you dead. by Kab(uke) Seme 09/15/2004, 3:20pm PDT 
Re: I thought you dead. by Funkula 09/15/2004, 5:36pm PDT 
Re: I thought you dead. by Kab(uke) Seme 09/15/2004, 10:34pm PDT 
Re: I thought you dead. by J&T 09/16/2004, 2:33pm PDT 
future tactics fucking suuuuuuuuuucked NT by kthor 09/16/2004, 11:23am PDT 
No shit. by Funkula 09/16/2004, 1:35pm PDT 
Re: Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 by Fullofkittens 09/14/2004, 11:58pm PDT 
Re: Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 by FABIO 09/15/2004, 1:28am PDT 
Re: Review Request: XBox vs. Playstation 2 by Fullofkittens 09/15/2004, 6:17am PDT 
If you can/want to mod it, XBox; otherwise PS2 NT by whydirt 09/14/2004, 7:44pm PDT 
Re: If you can/want to mod it, XBox; otherwise PS2 by Daverd 09/15/2004, 6:24pm PDT 
Xbox (Arcade) controllers by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/16/2004, 10:34am PDT 
Get both by Gubbi 09/15/2004, 5:47am PDT 
What a Great Idea!! by Most People on the Internet are Poo 09/15/2004, 11:00pm PDT 
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