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Re: Thinking about hiring a prostitute by Bill Dungsroman 09/15/2004, 8:41pm PDT
Worm wrote:

Why does everyone hide their faces when asking embarrassing shit?


Worm wrote:

Hell, if a guy gave me 500 bucks I'd probably give it up.


The jokes, they write themselves.

If you're going to get a whore, you pathetic lonely wretch (not you Worm, the other one), I hope it's from a somewhat reliable source, if there even is such an avenue for you. The corner of fifth and Martin Luther King is not one of those avenues, BTW. Do you live near Vegas? You can head out of town for an hour or two to one of the whorehouses, take your (fairly good) chances with the private nude dancers you call up to your room, or pull five hundy or so from the ATM and hang around the Hard Rock Hotel's main bar for a weekend. Well, you're probably a corpulent noisome mess, so forget that last option. Actually, forget the second one, too. Do you know a guy who knows a guy?

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