Jhoh Creexul wrote:

When the building is burning and some annoying chick is like screaming in a fireman's face SOMEONE SAVE MY BABY, SAAAAAAAAAVE MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And then Spiderman shows up and he jumps in there, and she's like OHHHHGFOROHFOROHOFOOR and freaking out and making annoying tiny noises and shit.

Then the building explodes and she screams and there's like a superfast zoom cut to her face and she's showered with baby gore and body parts and eyeballs land in her mouth.