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Re: Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? by I need clarification 07/08/2003, 11:44am PDT
fancy pants. wrote:

Congratulations is how smart (read: from the northern states) people spell that word.
Congradulations is how witless po' white trash from Florida lost in a big city, scared and lonely, all bitter and without google spell it.

The More You Know!

I didn't TYPE "congradulations," Professor Deepthroat, I typed "congrads." However, I will now say congratulations on the very worst grammar-correction post ever written. Ever.

PS. In written English, we only capitalize the first letter of the first word of a sentence and of proper nouns. Also, there is no such word as "po'." Finally, isn't Wisconsin a northern state? I've never met anyone "smart" from there.
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My Glocks are invisable to airport security! We're all going to Tahiti! by Moab 06/30/2003, 11:53pm PDT NEW
    Is that the film where he carried bullets on his keychain? by Colonel K 07/01/2003, 3:35am PDT NEW
        I think he hid them in the barrel of a Mont Blanc Pen. by Moab 07/01/2003, 4:54am PDT NEW
            Ah, thanks. Not sure where I got the keychain idea. by Aqid K 07/01/2003, 5:04am PDT NEW
                Re: Ah, thanks. Not sure where I got the keychain idea. by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 7:28am PDT NEW
                    It sucks my memory invented a cooler way to smuggle them than Wolfgang puck did. by Moab 07/01/2003, 7:49am PDT NEW
                        Re: It sucks my memory invented a cooler way to smuggle them than Wolfgang puck by E. L. Koba 07/02/2003, 7:52pm PDT NEW
    Fucking Die Hard by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 5:49am PDT NEW
        Newsweek is Abbott/Costello to Time's Hope/Crosby. by Moab 07/01/2003, 8:06am PDT NEW
            A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by foogla 07/01/2003, 2:11pm PDT NEW
                Re: A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by E. L. Koba 07/02/2003, 7:56pm PDT NEW
                    Re: A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by Fullofkittens 07/08/2003, 9:55am PDT NEW
                        "Read about them in Time Magazine" by E. L. Koba 07/08/2003, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                        Re: A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by Lizard_King 07/10/2003, 11:37am PDT NEW
            Re: Newsweek is Abbott/Costello to Time's Hope/Crosby. by Lufteufel 07/08/2003, 12:40am PDT NEW
                Re: Newsweek is Abbott/Costello to Time's Hope/Crosby. by Moab 07/08/2003, 2:16am PDT NEW
    Re: My Glocks are invisable to airport security! We're all going to Tahiti! by Bill Dungsroman 07/01/2003, 1:12pm PDT NEW
        Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? NT by Caltrops Metacommentary Commentary 07/01/2003, 2:20pm PDT NEW
            That was ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NT by I need clarification 07/01/2003, 2:25pm PDT NEW
            Re: Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? by fancy pants. 07/03/2003, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? by I need clarification 07/08/2003, 11:44am PDT NEW
                    Nip this one in the bud. Grammar arguments are for 'tards. NT by Choson 07/08/2003, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                    Wisconsin is a slave labor camp. by Moab 07/08/2003, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                        Because I know who it is! In the library, with the candlestick! by I need clarification 07/08/2003, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                        Have my ears gone crazy? by Fussbett 07/08/2003, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                            My eyes must have! by creativepig 07/08/2003, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                Yeah, but... by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2003, 7:49pm PDT NEW
 
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