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Britney Spears is not a virgin! by Roop Dirump 07/08/2003, 5:09pm PDT
http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news.asp?contentID=214059

Right, I wouldn't mention this but I happened to see it in the paper the other day, and it made me have a very disturbing dream.

I'm dreaming I wake up, and somebody's playing some sort of video game on a PS2 across the room. I don't own a PS2. I look over, and it's Britney, I think she was playing Rebel Assault or something like that, spaceships and shooting, she seems to be enjoying herself. I complain loudly that she woke me up, and suggest she comes over and gets fucked. So she crawls into bed next to me, and I start massaging on her silicon whatnot, going to it, and then she whispers to me, "Cover me with poopies!" So I just stop, then roll over and go back to sleep, then wake up. That really really really disturbs me. I guess it means I'm a fag or something. Or maybe not, seeing her pic. Maybe I'm just psychic.

Roop
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Britney Spears is not a virgin! by Roop Dirump 07/08/2003, 5:09pm PDT NEW
    Re: Britney Spears is not a virgin! by foogla 07/08/2003, 6:22pm PDT NEW
        Re: Britney Spears is not a virgin! by McMoo The AntiDrug Cow 07/10/2003, 1:18pm PDT NEW
            no :( NT by foogla 07/10/2003, 2:39pm PDT NEW
    Re: Britney Spears is not a virgin! by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2003, 7:45pm PDT NEW
        Re: Britney Spears is not a virgin! by Peej 07/09/2003, 6:15am PDT NEW
            You just covered me with poopies by Roop Dirump 07/09/2003, 7:21am PDT NEW
                Re: You just covered me with poopies by Bill Dungsroman 07/09/2003, 12:09pm PDT NEW
    That was as good as Ray of Yardwork IMing himself NT by Entropy Stew 07/08/2003, 8:24pm PDT NEW
    didnt Durst fuck her? NT by FABIO 07/10/2003, 10:43am PDT NEW
 
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