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Friends, Romans, Countreymen, Idiots, Mongrels, Deadbeats, and the rest of you by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 8:09pm PDT
You're all queers.

In the interest of actually updating our front page with something other than serious short reviews from the forums (Fussbett a few people seemed to want my Lanwerx review turned into a Staff Article - I'd have to rewrite it somewhat - but on the surface is that doable?), I have decided that I, the great hater of all things MMORPG shall journey forth into the desert of Star Wars Galaxies for 40 hours of wailing, moaning, and gnashing of teeth. Unfortunately rather like a leader of a bizarre suicide cult I cannot make this journey alone - and I need some of you to come with me.

No, fucking shut up for a second - seriously, this game is supposedly an even worse pile of shit if you don't have at least a couple other people playing with you. I don't need to tell you folks that there is no way in fucking HELL that I can relate - nor wish to relate - to anyone who would actually play this game for any purpose other than to experience the sheer power of the Farce (groooan). So I need a couple of sacrificial lambs with $50 to blow and decent rigs who are willing to experience Western Civilization's newest sign that it is finally, thankfully, collapsing in on itself once and for all. If you want to contribute to the review as well, that's cool.

--SB
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Friends, Romans, Countreymen, Idiots, Mongrels, Deadbeats, and the rest of you by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 8:09pm PDT NEW
    Next week join us as Barborito learns to speak 'cuntrymen' NT by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 8:11pm PDT NEW
        Speak? What the hell? I'm tired. Just fucking lemme know, OK? NT by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 8:12pm PDT NEW
            OMG SPAM! SPAMMER! BAN HIM QUICK!!!! NT by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                It's not you, it's me NT by John Favreau 07/08/2003, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                    Jon Favreau you mean. NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 07/09/2003, 11:45pm PDT NEW
    Re: Friends, Romans, Countreymen, Idiots, Mongrels, Deadbeats, and the rest of y by E. L. Koba 07/08/2003, 9:10pm PDT NEW
        $15 a month! NT by E. L. Koba 07/08/2003, 9:59pm PDT NEW
            Usually first month is free for MMOs, would be surprise if that wasn't the case by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 10:36pm PDT NEW
                Oh yah. I usually don't play any game longer than a month anyway, by E. L. Koba 07/08/2003, 11:21pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Oh yah. I usually don't play any game longer than a month anyway, by whydirt, wookie hairdresser 07/09/2003, 12:06am PDT NEW
    Re: Friends, Romans, Countreymen, Idiots, Mongrels, Deadbeats, and the rest of you by Roop Dirump 07/09/2003, 5:52am PDT NEW
        UO is the exception that proves the rule, and gay wookie hairdressers by Senor Barborito 07/09/2003, 1:09pm PDT NEW
            Re: UO is the exception that proves the rule, and gay wookie hairdressers by whydirt, wookie hairdresser 07/09/2003, 4:44pm PDT NEW
            Re: UO is the exception that proves the rule, and gay wookie hairdressers by E. L. Koba 07/09/2003, 11:53pm PDT NEW
                If everyone will commit to making a guild full of dancing wookies, count me in. by SBDMT 07/10/2003, 1:18am PDT NEW
                    Re: If everyone will commit to making a guild full of dancing wookies, count me by E. L. Koba 07/10/2003, 1:36am PDT NEW
                        OK, serious SWG notes by Senor Barborito 07/10/2003, 12:08pm PDT NEW
    Re: Friends, Romans, Countreymen, Idiots, Mongrels, Deadbeats, and the rest of y by K. Thor Jensen 07/10/2003, 10:36am PDT NEW
        I think I'll wait a bit until they come to thier senses re: NPC merchants by jeep 07/10/2003, 3:54pm PDT NEW
 
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