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by Zseni 09/26/2004, 3:02am PDT |
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I meant with bishies, etc.
I HATE THAT BISHIES ARE SO SCRAWNY. It's okay that they look like girls but why so scrawny? I want pretty bishie faces on big hockey stud bodies. This dude in the pictures, Hyde, (yawn), LV for L'arc en Ciel, major fangirl panty-dampener. Much like the scrawny girls in porn that dudes occasionally drop on me being all "check out deez hos" I think "how is that attractive"? Fussbett sent me some ho picture where the hos had "vote for bush" or something carved into their pubic hair and I was all "I only like the blond ho" because her fucking ribs weren't showing, and he was all "WAY TO PICK THE UGLY ONE."
Specifically, I mean. What is the big fuckin deal with the ribs poking out and the giant heads on spindly bodies and what have you? It's not like some kind of thick-set sexual sympathy I have with fat people, but on the "if I had to do X" scale I would rather jump on something X-pounds-overweight than X-pounds-underweight. Skinny dudes look straight up icky and skinny girls (and bishies) only look good with clothes on.
I think the desire for scrawny people is unnatural, a kind of perversion stemming from deep-seated power and control issues combined with an instinctual anxiety about overpopulation and a menacing cultural coercive force. Issues and anxieties I entirely lack and a coercion I'm almost immune to. I want men, women, and bishies to be able to put up a good fight while we are wrestling each other to the ground, ones who will pin me down like the NAUGHTY BITCH I AM and not break a bone when I heave them off my brawny orc carcass after our bestial and energetic rutting. Excuse me for a moment.
Right, back now. In any event, Gackt has an awesome six-pack (still scrawny.)
Oh yeah, J-rock! Look up a dude named Hide (different from Hyde). He was the guitarist for a band called X-Japan, and they were okay in a kind of bishie metal power ballads way, but Hide is way better by himself. If you can find an mp3 of him and Cornelius, it's called "Heavy Metal Thunder", I recommend it with both thumbs. He's dead now though. Hung himself. No note. Nobody knows why. I vote autoerotic asphixiation. |
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Hip-hop, rap, any suggestions? by Worm 09/23/2004, 3:34pm PDT 
Float NT by Aesop Rock 09/23/2004, 4:36pm PDT
My suggestion by Lou Grant 09/23/2004, 5:01pm PDT
Chop Chop Master Onion by Entropy Stew 09/23/2004, 5:14pm PDT
PASS THE DAISIES!!!! by Zseni 09/23/2004, 6:02pm PDT
Re: Hip-hop, rap, any suggestions? by curst 09/23/2004, 6:25pm PDT
And please don't forget by Ray of Light 09/23/2004, 9:05pm PDT
Re: And please don't forget by Worm 09/23/2004, 10:09pm PDT
Yeah, Worm, start here by Ray wants you to be 09/23/2004, 11:59pm PDT
The Streets by Pieter 09/24/2004, 7:38pm PDT
DC Talk - I Love Rap Music NT by Rafiki 09/23/2004, 6:45pm PDT
Mos Def & Talib Kweli are BLACK STAR, otherwise listen to curst. NT by mark 09/23/2004, 6:52pm PDT
Listen to the person who is actually black on this one by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/23/2004, 10:44pm PDT
Will you be our Official Token Black Guy? by Entropy Stew 09/24/2004, 7:44pm PDT
I'm under contract to Qt3, but talk to my lawyers. We'll work something out. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/25/2004, 11:11pm PDT
Re: Hip-hop, rap, any suggestions? by William H. Hayt, Jr. 09/23/2004, 10:44pm PDT
Try early Massive Attack & Tricky. Stop at PMT. NT by Tony 09/24/2004, 2:41am PDT
Pre-Menstrual Tony by Zseni 09/24/2004, 12:27pm PDT
Sorry, I should have phrased that as a suggestion by Tony 09/24/2004, 8:58pm PDT
Stop after Maxinquaye instead, then swap out Massive for Portishead NT by Entropy Stew 09/24/2004, 7:27pm PDT
Re: Stop after Maxinquaye instead, then swap out Massive for Portishead by Zseni 09/24/2004, 9:54pm PDT
FAG NT by Butt-Lover 09/24/2004, 10:10pm PDT
The 5.6.7.8s make me many times of happy. by Chairman Mao 09/26/2004, 12:23am PDT
\(^o^)/ by Zseni 09/26/2004, 3:02am PDT
Re: \(^o^)/ by Fussbett 09/26/2004, 4:48am PDT
HAHAHAHAHA by Chairman Mao 09/26/2004, 2:13pm PDT
Fussbett Approved by Chillum 09/24/2004, 12:58pm PDT
Fussbett is the worst person to ask about hip hop NT by Fussbett 09/24/2004, 10:57pm PDT
This ator of me is correct. by Fussbett 09/24/2004, 11:03pm PDT
Re: Hip-hop, rap, any suggestions? by Lurker 09/27/2004, 5:20pm PDT
White Rap by Raised 09/27/2004, 10:58pm PDT
WHAT ABOUT M&M, DAWG?! NT by ROFL-MEISTER 09/27/2004, 11:38pm PDT
So far what I've downloaded. by Worm 09/28/2004, 3:21pm PDT
If you're going to ATOR, at least be funny. by Worm 09/28/2004, 3:32pm PDT
Oh neat. "Who is worm?" wooooooo eeeeeeee oooooooooo by Worm 09/28/2004, 3:40pm PDT
Re: Oh neat. "Who is worm?" wooooooo eeeeeeee oooooooooo by Worm 09/28/2004, 4:13pm PDT
Have I ever used "bigshot"? NT by Worm 09/28/2004, 4:31pm PDT
Wow, I dont even give a shit which words i do and do not know. NT by Worm 09/28/2004, 4:39pm PDT
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