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| I'm totally into these. by Fussbett 08/23/2003, 5:05am PDT | ||||
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| I love stories about teachers being cunts, because most of them are such cunts.
DATELINE: KINDERGARDEN. Being Friday, or Tuesday, or the last day of the month, or the first day of winter, the teacher said that if we were good we would get cookies and juice at the end of the day. Kindergarden for me was all about the giant wooden blocks. Blocks as big or bigger than my 5-year-old body. The juice and cookies sounded great and everything, but I could get that shit at home. The blocks were the real payoff. So me and Richard were playing in the blocks, constructing a fort AS PER USUAL, when disaster struck. Possibly horseplaying and/or rough housing lead to the collapse of a load-bearing stud block, but it was possibly just shoddy construction. The result was that a block slammed down on Richard's fingers, and he SCREAMED. Through his screams he said that I "did it", and I of course screamed back "NO WAY!!!" and the teacher had to intervene. After getting Richard calmed down, the teacher told the entire dead silent class that we will no longer have cookies and juice now, and instructed the room of 5 year-olds to thank Richard and I. "THANK YOU RICHARD AND FUSSBETT" :( |
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Adventures of my own retard school experience. by 08/23/2003, 12:08am PDT  POST 20,000 by 08/23/2003, 12:09am PDT I'm totally into these. by 08/23/2003, 5:05am PDT Cuntariffic teacher stories by 05/04/2005, 11:06am PDT Isn't this thread supposed to be in =( ??? NT by 05/06/2005, 6:00pm PDT Probably. :( NT by 05/06/2005, 8:42pm PDT Teacher Story III -- not sad, just a story. by 05/06/2005, 9:56pm PDT BUMP! by 05/02/2005, 9:09am PDT Re: BUMP! by 05/02/2005, 12:58pm PDT Re: BUMP! by 05/06/2005, 10:24pm PDT Re: BUMP! by 05/07/2005, 1:57am PDT |
