Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle

I hate this shit. (very NWS. Duh.) by laudablepuss 09/02/2003, 1:49am PDT These two meatheads ruin perfectly good pictures of (surprisingly) hot chicks getting fucked by grinning like the Joker while staring straight at the camera and giving the thumbs up signal. Anyone trying this hard (har!) to convey that they're having a good time is clearly protesting too much, as it were. Maybe they're trying to convince themselves, since it's obvious that they'd much rather be fucking each other. They should just go ahead so that The Hun can classify them as "gay action" and I won't ever accidentally click on this shit again. Or very rarely, since The Hun cruelly mixes its links up so that "teen action" is right next to "horrid grandma water sports with bi-curious centipedes". This reminds me: the internet sucks at porn. The overwhelming majority of porn on the internet is God awful wood-be-gone. The small part that's good is still a vast quantity, but percentage-wise it's pretty small and surprisingly difficult to find. Especially if you're looking for free stuff. We need someone, a Bad Porn Czar maybe, to go through and clean up just the bad porn from the internet. I can't define bad porn, but I sure as fuck know it when I see it. I mean, it's like Mardi Gras except way way worse and way way bigger.

I hate this shit. (very NWS. Duh.) by laudablepuss 09/02/2003, 1:49am PDT     Even more NWS! by Worm 09/02/2003, 6:45am PDT         Look no further. by FoK 09/02/2003, 8:25am PDT             Oh yeah - parent post is NSFW. NT by FoK 09/02/2003, 9:40am PDT     One of the best things Chet ever did for me... by Bill Dungsroman 09/02/2003, 11:55am PDT         It ain't no Dr. Bizzaro. by FoK 09/02/2003, 12:29pm PDT             Re: It ain't no Dr. Bizzaro. by Bill Dungsroman 09/02/2003, 2:07pm PDT                 I'm addicted to one-stop slopping. NT by FoK 09/02/2003, 2:35pm PDT             Re: It ain't no Dr. Bizzaro. by Bachelor Number One 09/02/2003, 5:29pm PDT                 It's true, what they say about married people. No sex. NT by FoK 09/02/2003, 7:23pm PDT                     Fucking thanks. Asshole. NT by Veronica 09/02/2003, 8:24pm PDT     Re: I hate this shit. (very NWS. Duh.) by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/02/2003, 1:20pm PDT         Re: I hate this shit. (very NWS. Duh.) by laudablepuss 09/02/2003, 4:15pm PDT             Re: I hate this shit. (very NWS. Duh.) by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/02/2003, 5:12pm PDT     Jesus. Usenet. Get some. NT by Chairman Mao 09/02/2003, 1:43pm PDT         What he said. That and sublimedirectory. NT by SBDMT 09/02/2003, 1:53pm PDT         I find DPPH very handy NT by Senor Barborito 09/02/2003, 2:17pm PDT             Handy, indeed! NT by Spanky McJerk 09/02/2003, 2:56pm PDT                 . . . . NT by Senor Barborito 09/02/2003, 3:00pm PDT                     Never hesitate to hit that reply button!!! NT by Gorp 09/02/2003, 3:48pm PDT                         Indeed by Entropy Stew 09/02/2003, 10:06pm PDT                             PARKER! GET DOWNexplosion by Pvt. Jackson 09/02/2003, 11:06pm PDT                                 I'll never make fun of a SHITTY SHITTY post again. by Gorp 09/03/2003, 1:15am PDT                                     Fag NT by Entropy Stew 09/03/2003, 1:30am PDT                                     Go back to SA, you fucking faggot. NT by Chairman Mao 09/03/2003, 3:26pm PDT                                         Bravo! by Gorp 09/03/2003, 3:36pm PDT                                             Gorp says you're not performing to your ability level, ES and Mao. by laudablepuss 09/03/2003, 5:01pm PDT                                                 Re: Gorp says you're not performing to your ability level, ES and Mao. by FoK 09/03/2003, 8:37pm PDT                                                     Yep. Paude made it worthwhile. Got a cold? NT by laudablepuss 09/03/2003, 9:51pm PDT                                                         Yed. It had made my fingerd very tuffy. :( NT by FoK 09/03/2003, 10:23pm PDT                                                 SEKRIT TEKNIQUE: DECREASED AWARENESS by ITES 09/03/2003, 9:57pm PDT                                                     Sadly, you do better with the NT posts. Your best is when you don't post. NT by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 12:46am PDT                                                         How the fuck did the Germans miss your parents? by ITES 09/04/2003, 1:53am PDT                                                             Did you just finish watching The Passion? NT by conflictNo 09/04/2003, 3:24pm PDT                                                                 When in doubt, racially profile. I learned that from my poh-lees stepdad! NT by Entropy Stew 09/04/2003, 3:52pm PDT                                                             Why do you say the words that hurt? :( by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 5:44pm PDT                                                                 The shit I do for free is better than the shit you get paid for NT by ITES 09/04/2003, 7:20pm PDT                                                                     MORE HURTING!! by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 7:42pm PDT                                                                         Re: MORE HURTING!! by ITES 09/04/2003, 9:11pm PDT                                                                             YOU LOSE AGAIN by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 9:23pm PDT                                                                                 DOWN IS THE THINKING MAN'S UP! NT by I need ToutSuite 09/04/2003, 10:00pm PDT                                                             I FORGOT THIS BURN EARLIER!! by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 9:26pm PDT                                                                 Re: I FORGOT THIS BURN EARLIER!! by ITES 09/04/2003, 9:51pm PDT         I have some winamp. Where do I get some usenet??? by laudablepuss 09/02/2003, 4:11pm PDT