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Re: What's a good job for a photoshop faggot like myself? by Roop Dirump 09/06/2003, 11:14am PDT
The Rhyming Utilitarian wrote:

Roop Dirump wrote:

blah blah blah... I managed to retouch for Playboy... blah blah blah...


No freaking way! Got examples to display? It's a hell of a way to pad your resume.

LINK!



It was actually Playboy's lab. I managed to do this because they were transitioning to digital, the traditional guy quit, and they hired me, a hack new guy. I would work with Kodak k6 dye directly on the prints or transparencies. It's like they never airbrushed the naked ladies, it's just dye and a paintbrush on the transparencies. Covers are excessively retouched, thus the airbrush look, but they actually don't do much inside the magazine to these chicks. It's all lighting I guess. I got some things in the magazines, but mostly shit like boring architectual photos or 300 8x10s of the Plamate of the Year, who was that Anna Nicole. I got to take the dark roots out of her hair, negative retouched it then splashed dye on all the prints. Hefner had three photographers following him and his family around all the time, constantly taking pictures of them. He insisted that he be the one who look good in these pictures, but he's a pale old motherfucker, while his wife and kids were all tan and healthy. So the prints would all be incredibley dark. I made them print the pictures properly and I would splash dye on Hefner all day to make him look less like "a shriveled vampire," what the old mexican printer-lady called him. There, more than you needed to know. It was a boring shitty job with a lunatic boss.

Roop
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What's a good job for a photoshop faggot like myself? by Roop Dirump 09/03/2003, 11:58am PDT NEW
    actually sadly enough some ad agency may be your best bet by K. Thor Jensen 09/03/2003, 4:26pm PDT NEW
        thanks NT by Roop Dirump 09/03/2003, 6:52pm PDT NEW
    Fuck. I'm so fucking fucked. There's gotta be something better than fuck. NT by Roop Dirump 09/03/2003, 7:35pm PDT NEW
        Use the English degree to write a photoshop book. by Motherhead 09/03/2003, 8:01pm PDT NEW
            LIKE A RHINESTONE COCKRING by ITES 09/03/2003, 8:18pm PDT NEW
    You could extend nipples in porn by like 4 inches and sell it by ITES 09/04/2003, 12:01am PDT NEW
    ROOP I NEED P-SHOP HELP!!! by I need clarification 09/06/2003, 5:26am PDT NEW
        Re: ROOP I NEED P-SHOP HELP!!! by Roop Dirump 09/06/2003, 9:31am PDT NEW
    Re: What's a good job for a photoshop faggot like myself? by The Rhyming Utilitarian 09/06/2003, 10:41am PDT NEW
        Re: What's a good job for a photoshop faggot like myself? by Roop Dirump 09/06/2003, 11:14am PDT NEW
 
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