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Re: Obviously you haven't grown up on a farm in Georgia! by bombMexico 05/10/2005, 12:37am PDT
AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

So he's completely prepared for the question, but instead of coming up with a great lie or just screaming NOOOOO he actually tries to justify it.

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so." [this is a much better response than we're fucking live you idiot, this guys a pro]
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."


You people? Aren't they both crazies? Maybe he means black people. I like that racism is at the very bottom of St. Peters list of shit this guys going to burn for.

and a mule (natures condom) can't have babies! SINNER
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Obviously you haven't grown up on a farm in Georgia! by Worm 05/09/2005, 2:49pm PDT NEW
    Anti-abortion advocate admits to sex with animals. by Fussbett 05/09/2005, 6:47pm PDT NEW
    And here I thought I was just being crass calling those guys "pigfuckers" NT by Mischief Maker 05/10/2005, 12:31am PDT NEW
    Re: Obviously you haven't grown up on a farm in Georgia! by bombMexico 05/10/2005, 12:37am PDT NEW
    The guy was named after his dad............ by Creexul :( 05/10/2005, 4:11am PDT NEW
 
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