Ray of Light wrote:

Universal Plan B wrote:

Horrible is right though, someone else to do the scrubbing is best. You can get *much* more drunk if you don't need the coordination to dress the wounds yourself. Girlfriends are even better since they have ways to take your mind off the pain.

This is a good suggestion, from you and Bob, that I can't use for a couple of reasons. First, this happened at 5am and the girl would have been asleep somewhere across town. Second, our relationship is so shallow and loveless that to see me in a weakened state would leave her disgusted with me, and with herself (by association).