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Re: Jamming pencils into my ear canal by Fullofkittens 10/03/2004, 8:20am PDT
Willdog wrote:

Just overheard at the office:

Two 50+ yr old women discussing the one of them having a colonoscopy over the weekend; with details...

Not good times, bad times.



This is the only thing we talk about at our office.

One lady's sister apparently has to take 60 Imodium a day or she shits herself while driving to the store. Crone's disease. =(

The lady whose desk I moved into might only have endometriosis, though. We're keeping our fingers crossed! She sent out a group email when she got back from her colonoscopy.

(My thinking is that endometriosis is pretty fuckin' bad, too, but since this lady's a lesbian I guess if her reproductive system gets all fucked up it's not as big a deal.)

Then they ask me about my wife's blood thing, talk a little shit about PC Services (those assholes! we laugh and laugh) and then we all make some more calls.

I forgot to be interested in sports so the Fantasy Football cubicles contain conversations that are to me like people conversations are to dogs. If you're not going to talk about everybody's medical problems, what are you going to talk about? Observing that the new girl is cutting pretty close to violating the dress code only takes 15 minutes a day.
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Jamming pencils into my ear canal by Willdog 09/27/2004, 9:27am PDT NEW
    Re: Jamming pencils into my ear canal by Fullofkittens 10/03/2004, 8:20am PDT NEW
        Re: Jamming pencils into my ear canal by Creexul :( 10/03/2004, 3:20pm PDT NEW
            A crone is also an old womnn. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/03/2004, 4:22pm PDT NEW
                Womnn is Arabic for KILL YOUR MOTHER. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/03/2004, 4:23pm PDT NEW
                Re: A crone is also an old womnn. by Fullofkittens 10/03/2004, 6:36pm PDT NEW
                    I trusted you. You broke a my heart. =( NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/03/2004, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                    Re: A crone is also an old womnn. by Creexul :( 10/03/2004, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                        Medical transcription is paying off NT by BIG TIME 10/03/2004, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                            Psh, *yeah*. NT by Creexul :( 10/03/2004, 9:50pm PDT NEW
 
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