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by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 5:52pm PDT |
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sally wrote:
this is good to know, especially in light of his creepy livejournal entry of endless chatlogs of him making fun of you. I guess that was out of embarrassment for not being able to stay hard, or not being able to keep a dick in a hole long enough to jizz.
Yes that's why I went directly into the shower to cry.
Oh........... oh wait. I went into the shower to wash the cunt blood off my dick (along with the residue of about 50 other dudes from the past week, probably).
at least now you know not to hook up with kids you meet on the internet, because it seems like when you get to be so old without ever fucking anyone a pussy will just not compare to your own hairy little fist, no way.
The fist doesn't talk, but you do. This is not my opinion, this is the reasoning everyone gives me on why I should not complain about GETTIN LAID and then laying back satisfied with a few percocets and a turntable spinning a deep meditative track on vinyl that is colored maroon (reminiscent of your sweet sweet cunt blood baby, mmmmm) and falling asleep while still wearing my vintage 1968 era Converse sneakers. How can you go on living after such a perfect moment? OH GOD...... OH GOD GORDO
GORDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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well by cassandra 06/18/2005, 5:49pm PDT 
clap................clap....................clap NT by WHOWOULDATHUNK 06/18/2005, 5:55pm PDT
Re: well by Creexul :( 06/18/2005, 6:21pm PDT
Re: well by Entropy Stew 06/18/2005, 6:28pm PDT
Re: well by Creexul :( 06/18/2005, 8:11pm PDT
I lost it at "mong face" by Entropy Stew 06/18/2005, 6:22pm PDT
Re: well by Ray of Light 06/18/2005, 7:14pm PDT
Re: well by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/18/2005, 9:00pm PDT
Re: well by Creexul :( 06/18/2005, 9:23pm PDT
Re: well by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/18/2005, 10:25pm PDT
Re: well by laudablepuss 06/20/2005, 2:06am PDT
Re: well by Creexul :( 06/20/2005, 2:49am PDT
Re: well by Ray of Light 06/20/2005, 10:01am PDT
Still worth it to not have to be around people in lj communities NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/18/2005, 8:05pm PDT
:( by Icehole 06/18/2005, 8:31pm PDT
Boo by Arbit 06/18/2005, 8:58pm PDT
It's almost like she didn't really know Creexul, isn't it. NT by bink 06/18/2005, 9:31pm PDT
You may actually be right. NT by Creexul :( 06/18/2005, 9:40pm PDT
Sassy (1:24:49 AM): jhoh we are soulmates NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/18/2005, 10:24pm PDT
Re: Sassy (1:24:49 AM): jhoh we are soulmates by cassandra 06/19/2005, 6:26pm PDT
Re: Sassy (1:24:49 AM): jhoh we are soulmates by Bill Dungsroman 06/19/2005, 7:35pm PDT
Re: Sassy (1:24:49 AM): jhoh we are soulmates by cassandra 06/19/2005, 7:45pm PDT
what do you want to do with your dance of lifuuuhhhh by Moogul "Kered" Pinkeye 06/19/2005, 11:18pm PDT
So how was that 6 pack? by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/19/2005, 11:58pm PDT
i can't believe you're actually pointing out the illegality of me drinking beer by cassandra 06/20/2005, 1:48pm PDT
If I were a car, what kind of house would you crash me into? 8) NT by Creexul on the Dating Game 06/20/2005, 1:52pm PDT
the one that moom "sells" you ie your castle in the sky NT by cassandra 06/20/2005, 1:55pm PDT
Re: i can't believe you're actually pointing out the illegality of me drinking b by Bluh "Kered" Blugstein 06/20/2005, 9:09pm PDT
i already knew all this :( by Morg "Kered" Nightdurf 06/19/2005, 1:04am PDT
People, use sex, for grades? This ... is ... REPREHENSIBLE! >:( NT by Worm 06/19/2005, 7:51am PDT
To think anyone could make it worse, but indeed NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/19/2005, 8:07am PDT
Re: i already knew all this :( by cassandra 06/19/2005, 6:45pm PDT
One part you forgot by the way. by Creexul :( 06/20/2005, 3:22am PDT
Sorry, rookie, that means you were doing it wrong. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/20/2005, 12:09pm PDT
If he ever manages to fuck another girl, imagine his surprise then. by Bill Dungsroman 06/20/2005, 6:19pm PDT
*gobsmacked* by Ray of Light 06/20/2005, 7:43pm PDT
Re: *gobsmacked* by Iman"Kered" Okgirl 06/20/2005, 8:26pm PDT
Re: If he ever manages to fuck another girl, imagine his surprise then. by I need clarification 06/21/2005, 1:47am PDT
Re: If he ever manages to fuck another girl, imagine his surprise then. by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 7:08am PDT
It's probably time to shave your head and love sb again by the way. by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 8:37am PDT
Wow, you've totally convinced me you aren't a complete laughable loser. by Bill Dungsroman 06/21/2005, 2:13pm PDT
Re: Wow, you've totally convinced me you aren't a complete laughable loser. by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 3:54pm PDT
Re: Sorry, rookie, that means you were doing it wrong. by Mischief Maker 06/21/2005, 2:58pm PDT
Re: well by laudablepuss 06/20/2005, 12:04pm PDT
science explains it better than any person ever could NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/20/2005, 12:08pm PDT
But science doesn't use awesome terms like "mong face." NT by Bill Dungsroman 06/20/2005, 6:02pm PDT
Is that even more awesome than "gunt" or "saggot"? NT by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 6:40am PDT
I know I've read a nearly similar trainwreck on the net before... by Mischief Maker 06/20/2005, 6:56pm PDT
CALTROPS: THE FUTURE OF REALITY TV by You hideously boring fucks (ha) 06/20/2005, 7:10pm PDT
Re: well by Souffle of Pain 06/20/2005, 8:40pm PDT
Re: well well well by bombMexico 06/20/2005, 11:46pm PDT
Re: well well well by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 6:42am PDT
Re: well by sally 06/21/2005, 5:43pm PDT
Re: well by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 5:52pm PDT
Re: well by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2005, 10:37pm PDT
Oh, God bless and keep you (nt) by King Prawn 06/22/2005, 6:31pm PDT
King Prawn STILL can't believe this shit HIS STARS AND GARTERS NT by binkbot BETA 06/22/2005, 11:38pm PDT
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