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| By the way, the real payoff was to make fun of this with my gay NET.FRIENDS by Creexul :( 06/21/2005, 10:55pm PDT | ||||
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| BONUS WHERE I PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT KISSING IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ALTHOUGH BEING CLUELESS (FOR SERIOUS AND NOT WHINY BITCH SARCASTIC LIKE SOME FAGGOTS HERE WHO CRY)
Mooranduh (11:43:01 PM): the morning i left he woke me up by rubbing his dick all over my butt and i acquisced (because well i promised) Mooranduh (11:43:06 PM): WELL I PROMISED Mooranduh (11:43:09 PM): WHAT COULD I DO?! Juh-howh Cable (11:43:11 PM): HOT Juh-howh Cable (11:43:16 PM): Actually I woke her up by kissing her. Juh-howh Cable (11:43:21 PM): Her mouth sort of tasted like nut sacks. :( Mooranduh (11:43:36 PM): MMM :( Juh-howh Cable (11:43:37 PM): She kept pushing her tongue past my lips but not into my mouth. Juh-howh Cable (11:44:24 PM): I don't know what she was trying to accomplish. :( Juh-howh Cable (11:44:34 PM): Not that I'm a SEXY EXPERT 8) Mooranduh (11:44:37 PM): I neve rknow what she is trying to accomplish :( Mooranduh (11:44:38 PM): ever :( Mooranduh (11:44:41 PM): really :( Juh-howh Cable (11:44:47 PM): But I thought the idea was to push your tongue into the other mouth and rub them together maybe? Juh-howh Cable (11:44:55 PM): At least that is one thing you could do. Juh-howh Cable (11:45:02 PM): Hell I don't know. Mooranduh (11:45:06 PM): kered an dI agreed that maybe if every time sassy thought of doing something she did the exact opposite, maybe he rlife would be kind of normal :( Juh-howh Cable (11:45:18 PM): Hahahahaha. Juh-howh Cable (11:45:26 PM): Well what do you know you fucking sick jerks? >:( Juh-howh Cable (11:45:31 PM): Fuck the both of yas. Mooranduh (11:45:46 PM): alien overlord Juh-howh Cable (11:45:58 PM): GET OUT OF MY MIND ;-; Mooranduh (11:46:20 PM): whoa john we wer ejust kissing about you being mean to sassy like that Mooranduh (11:46:23 PM): you fucked yourself over Mooranduh (11:46:25 PM): BIG TIME Mooranduh (11:46:32 PM): and it's all our fault Juh-howh Cable (11:46:40 PM): Kissing. Juh-howh Cable (11:46:50 PM): Okay get your mind out of the gutter, guttertrash. >:( Juh-howh Cable (11:47:00 PM): You fucking make me want to PUKE Mooranduh (11:47:29 PM): anyway I'm signing offlien now :( Mooranduh (11:47:35 PM): I hope great stuff happens while I'm gone :( Mooranduh (11:47:55 PM): and kthor flips out even more for your mentioning gordo I LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY TEETH IN MONTHS TO THE POINT WHERE ENAMEL WAS BREAKING OFF MY TEETH AND SHOWING OFF ALL THE PINK GUMMY PULP UNDERNEATH I ALSO HAVEN'T FLOSSED IN YEARS, AND MY GUT AND FACE AND TITS WERE BOTH FATTER THAN EVER But still my teeth and fat clogged heart are in infinitely better condition than mooranduh's typing. |
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