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by Creexul :( 07/17/2005, 12:57am PDT |
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You must've missed all the other posts from other people that I did this with over and over and over again. I can understand that though. It's only on this forum.
MM wrote:
Crazy skank on the internet falls in love with creex after reading AMH.
My journal. And I think "crazy nagging ass bitch skank" is more accurate. ^_^
Skank pesters creexul for sexual favors but is rebuffed, finally makes an offer to fly to detroit and watch MST3K with him if he'll please her.
No (just no), but I guess it would not hurt to believe this, so........ yes. ^_^
Creex spends a month in giddy anticipation of watching MST3K, 'trops crowd helps him select the perfect episode.
It was two months, in which time she fell in love with (her words) other people and flew off to meet them as well (not telling you anything you don't know here though). Most of the two months was spent immediately getting sick of her and making fun of her BEHIND HER BACK to all my gay friends. Which is what I posted to my journal after I dumped the bitch, which I had planned to do at the one month mark.
Creex gets chauferred pimp-style to the airport. Discovers the airport is huge and the skank's directions are insufficient. Sheeit, dawg!
Moom drove me in the nursemobile (a white Sebring). :(
Sasy gave no directions. She refused to meet anywhere but the unidentified terminal. Her directions started and stopped at "Metro Airport." On the way to the airport, we actually drove past the La Quinta Inn where we were going to stay. A few days before the trip, when I told her we could just meet there, she began to cry at the implication that she would do WHAT THE WHORES DO. Then she had sex with a drug dealer (for unknown purposes).
Creex can't play the MST3K episodes and the skank's rabbit pees on his threads. He stoically rebuffs her advances.
Actually I didn't want to have sex with her after I heard the TA story. You know that story right, otherwise you wouldn't even assume to know what you're talking about. Unless you are bdr. But anyway aside from all that and the rest about her, I just wasn't into her. Of course, if someone actually read the stuff I posted about her, that would be obvious and justified beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Finally on the last night he takes pity on the skank and tries to fuck her. But the knowledge of her poor driving record doesn't jibe with his sense of honor and he can barely get it up. Crazy skank tries to strangle his cock with her snatch.
It's pretty obvious to everyone else why I could not cum in her pussy. Hey, did you already forget the cunt blood? Or her?
It's funny how the day I got back people were like YOU SHOULD GET AN AIDS TEST NOW DUDE. Then I post all the stuff, and they're like WHAT HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER like big babies.
Creex kicks her skank ass out of bed, she runs to the shower and cries.
This part is right. Except you didn't mention how that's funny.
At first creex just wants to forget the ugly event and refuses to give details.
I did. Not sure what your boggle is with this one.
The skank, enraged that creex doesn't love her, posts that creex didn't get it up, not because he chose not to, but because he couldn't??? Bitch, please!
This is totally right on. Except for the part where I was impotent since she admitted to faking multiple orgasms. Now why would she do that if I could not get an erection? After about 20 minutes I made her get off me and she immediately fell asleep.
Of course, you already knew that. Right?
Creexul decides to set the record straight by posting pages and pages of posts, both past and present, showing the crazy shit this skank did while drunk and why he should have just avoided her entirely. Assumes the case is closed.
And then people didn't read it yet got extremely offended into a mouth frothing frenzy over it. Aside from that yes (except I knew that much like matt in PM2, I would still be laffing with friends about this for a long long long time).
Wanksters all around the internet believe the skank's side of the story and start hatin'. Creexul and his momma shake their heads, these bruthas lettin' a bitch run their lives.
Creexul's homies step forward to represent.
Yes and yes. The bastardized LOCAL URBAN STATION speak is perfect as well seeing as she was always writing haikus and poems about being a straight up OG and how much rap she listened to and about people she didn't like and how she would shank them in the shower or whatever. On day 2 of her visit, she got her iPod and connected it to a portable speaker system she took with her and blasted gangsta rap while in the shower.
You forgot the part where people are so flustered that I have rejected my one true soulmate that they run around with their eyes going all crossed and refuse to get any part of the story right except for her whining version. |
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW :3 by Creexul :( 07/05/2005, 6:59pm PDT 
Haha by I need clarification 07/05/2005, 7:06pm PDT
Hopefully someone will take the opportunity to laugh in their faces about this. NT by Creexul :( 07/05/2005, 7:22pm PDT
CROSS POSTED by Anti-LiveJournal Team 07/05/2005, 7:26pm PDT
She deep throated a beer bottle and it ejaculated its contents into her stomach NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/05/2005, 7:48pm PDT
Oh no! Not.... UNDERAGE DRINKING by King Prawn 07/05/2005, 10:08pm PDT
outside opinion by neutral bystander 07/06/2005, 12:41am PDT
Precisely. by bink 07/06/2005, 1:14am PDT
bink can't be bothered to be interested in this. NT by binkbot 07/06/2005, 1:17am PDT
bink is getting too old for this shit NT by Gloverbot 07/06/2005, 1:33am PDT
Or to read it, I guess. NT by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 4:28pm PDT
O HO SURELY YOU JEST by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/06/2005, 1:25am PDT
Who are you? by Fussbett 07/06/2005, 1:39am PDT
I was skeptical also. :( by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 4:29pm PDT
Re: outside opinion by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 9:44am PDT
What the fuck did Kthor do that's supposed to be so retatded? by King Prawn 07/06/2005, 10:26am PDT
Precis by Fussbett 07/06/2005, 4:12pm PDT
If not posting here anymore is the thing to do then why aren't you doing it? NT by uh 07/06/2005, 4:54pm PDT
Good job asking questions that were just answered yesterday. by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 5:10pm PDT
You don't have to say "Thanks Worm" I can tell everyone thinks it already. by Worm 07/06/2005, 6:05pm PDT
Once again, I will prove that I don't care by continuously replying NT by BDRbot 07/06/2005, 10:26am PDT
42 posts by the uncaring BDR by I need clarification 07/06/2005, 12:56pm PDT
You counted? NT by Worm 07/06/2005, 4:01pm PDT
Yeah, I hit ctrl-F and pressed "return" and said a number each time. It was hard NT by I need clarification 07/06/2005, 4:04pm PDT
Were you giggling well you did it? by Worm 07/06/2005, 5:28pm PDT
Thanks Worm (it's "while," moron). NT by I need clarification 07/06/2005, 5:49pm PDT
Yes, I do that often. You broke the kayfabe of the 'Thanks Worm' response. by Worm 07/06/2005, 5:53pm PDT
KAAAAYYYYYYYYYYFFFFFFAAAAAAAAABBBBBEEEEE NT by Worm 07/06/2005, 5:54pm PDT
=42 lame replies by INC, at the very least. by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 7:47pm PDT
Oh, I was wrong. You're handling all of this really well. Apologies! by I need clarification 07/06/2005, 7:52pm PDT
BOOM NT by HEADSHOT!!!!1111 07/06/2005, 8:21pm PDT
Re: Oh, I was wrong. You're handling all of this really well. Apologies! by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 8:43pm PDT
Re: =42 lame replies by INC, at the very least. by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 7:53pm PDT
Re: =42 lame replies by INC, at the very least. by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 8:46pm PDT
YOUR DICK IS ONLY HALF AN INCH LONG????? NT by BDRbot 07/06/2005, 8:00pm PDT
Re: outside opinion by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 4:36pm PDT
Re: outside opinion by Reality 07/07/2005, 11:14am PDT
MY MORTAL NEMESIS REALITY!!!!! by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 11:22am PDT
Re: MY MORTAL NEMESIS REALITY!!!!! by Reality 07/07/2005, 11:53am PDT
Re: MY MORTAL NEMESIS REALITY!!!!! by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 12:57pm PDT
Re: outside opinion by neutral bystander 07/07/2005, 12:44am PDT
Re: outside opinion by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2005, 1:42am PDT
Re: outside opinion by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 10:02am PDT
At this rate John is going to be Time's person of the year. NT by Quentin Beck 07/06/2005, 3:20am PDT
I sent the letter. by Zsenijeim 07/06/2005, 2:31pm PDT
Deserved what? The laffs? by I need clarification 07/06/2005, 2:45pm PDT
CALLING BULLSHIT (ATOR) NT by Don Juan Mexico 07/06/2005, 3:33pm PDT
On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by Lurker Shoomoser 07/06/2005, 4:52pm PDT
You have some good points here. by Fussbett 07/06/2005, 5:38pm PDT
Re: You have some good points here. by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 6:12pm PDT
Re: You have some good points here. by jeep 07/07/2005, 10:49pm PDT
Re: You have some good points here. by Creexul :( 07/08/2005, 12:37pm PDT
I guess Creexul is a protected species now or something by MM 07/16/2005, 9:15am PDT
Do people really think any of this? :( by Creexul :( 07/16/2005, 10:30am PDT
So is THIS the real story? by MM 07/16/2005, 12:17pm PDT
Thank you by MC Such and Such 07/16/2005, 12:54pm PDT
How did you arrive at this revision? It's closer. by Fussbett 07/16/2005, 3:38pm PDT
Ah. Now it all makes sense. You're off the hook, Creex. NT by MM 07/16/2005, 3:42pm PDT
This is an improvement. Now all it needs is a little tuning. by Creexul :( 07/17/2005, 12:57am PDT
Loony tuning. by Bill Dungsroman 07/17/2005, 7:01pm PDT
See what happens when you use the letters "bdr" in a post? NT by I need clarification 07/18/2005, 11:00am PDT
Wow someone wrote a book. NT by Creexul :( 07/18/2005, 2:27pm PDT
As opposed to a journal. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/18/2005, 4:28pm PDT
Welcome to two weeks ago by FABIO 07/16/2005, 4:53pm PDT
Re: You have some good points here. by jeep 07/07/2005, 10:51pm PDT
Re: You have some good points here. by jeep 07/07/2005, 10:52pm PDT
motherFUCKING comcast. NT by jeep 07/07/2005, 10:53pm PDT
Haughtiness brings swift retribution around here. by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2005, 2:51pm PDT
Re: Haughtiness brings swift retribution around here. by jeep 07/08/2005, 5:47pm PDT
Did anyone else forget what a fruit jeep was? NT by I need clarification 07/08/2005, 6:19pm PDT
Re: Haughtiness brings swift retribution around here. by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2005, 6:20pm PDT
Re: Haughtiness brings swift retribution around here. by I need clarification 07/08/2005, 6:29pm PDT
I'm double-replying (AND LATE!). :( But it's an AIM log. :) by I need clarification 07/11/2005, 1:11pm PDT
And, it's you. That's actually four :('s. by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2005, 9:03pm PDT
Re: And, it's you. That's actually four :('s. by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 1:13pm PDT
Re: And, it's you. That's actually four :('s. by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 1:18pm PDT
Re: And, it's you. That's actually four :('s. by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 1:47pm PDT
Yeah, BDR should post more cautiously. by Worm 07/12/2005, 2:11pm PDT
Predicting the wind out of my own boring unfun sails! by Worm 07/12/2005, 2:13pm PDT
Well, BDR, you have Worm on your side. So there's that, at least. NT by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 3:08pm PDT
I'd say that would pretty much close this case then. Ditto if bink joined him. NT by Creexul :( 07/12/2005, 6:26pm PDT
Wow, what if Kthor and Jeep came to agree too huh what about that huh huh huh? NT by Worm 07/12/2005, 8:06pm PDT
It seem so, you mumbling cretin. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:38pm PDT
MUMBLING CRETIN? YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR NT by Creexul :( 07/12/2005, 11:27pm PDT
If he types in caps, is it still mumbling? NT by Worm 07/13/2005, 10:55am PDT
Re: And, it's you. That's actually four :('s. by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 10:02pm PDT
Your roommate sucked your dick. NT by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 10:02pm PDT
Uh-oh. Look who is(n't) melting down again... NT by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 11:11pm PDT
BDR is really really stable................. NOT NT by Creexul :( 07/12/2005, 11:18pm PDT
You're bad at sex. NT by Quentin Beck 07/12/2005, 11:38pm PDT
And? NT by Creexul :( 07/13/2005, 1:21am PDT
That you asked that, is your answer. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 1:41am PDT
I'm still puzzled as to why you are crying your eyes out about sasy. NT by Creexul :( 07/13/2005, 1:50am PDT
No reply huh. I thought so. NT by Creexul :( 07/13/2005, 4:13am PDT
You're bad at sex. NT by Quentin Beck 07/13/2005, 11:53am PDT
Two and a half hours. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 2:50pm PDT
Yep, you just got your ass totally kicked. NT by Creexul :( 07/13/2005, 5:47pm PDT
I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover (you sure aren't) NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/14/2005, 10:20am PDT
This isn't BDR NT by Mysterio 07/15/2005, 10:52pm PDT
Well you're also retarded. NT by Quintin Beck 07/13/2005, 1:42am PDT
Gentlemen typing for Creexul. by Eyo 07/13/2005, 12:28pm PDT
AMAZING GENTLEMAN NT by Creexul :( 07/13/2005, 5:47pm PDT
Ladies and gentlemen (i.e. not me), that was the limpest, wettest post ever. by Creexul :( 07/08/2005, 9:06pm PDT
Come up with something new. NT by The Snowglobes. 07/08/2005, 10:17pm PDT
The snowglobes would never say that. NT by Creexul :( 07/08/2005, 11:54pm PDT
Re: On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by bombMexico 07/06/2005, 7:02pm PDT
Re: On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by I need clarification 07/06/2005, 7:20pm PDT
Re: On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by Fullofkittens 07/06/2005, 7:24pm PDT
PISS IN YARD, DRIVE THROUGH BUILDING, FUCKS AROUND AULGULHAGGULHAGULHAULHAGAGGGL NT by Worm GHAOAGULHAGALUAGULHGAGULAGULHA 07/06/2005, 7:26pm PDT
Re: On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 7:27pm PDT
Re: On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 7:45pm PDT
Re: On behalf of all the lurkers, i.e. ME by Worm 07/06/2005, 7:47pm PDT
THANKS WORM NT by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 7:51pm PDT
You're welcome. NT by Worm 07/06/2005, 7:55pm PDT
Thanks, worm. NT by Hobgoblin 07/06/2005, 7:52pm PDT
You're welcome. NT by Worm 07/06/2005, 7:55pm PDT
Aaaah. I am raging and crazy angry and stuff (mad). by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 8:41pm PDT
STOP CRAZY. PEED IN YARD. DROVE THROUGH HOUSE. FUCKS AROUND. RABBIT PEED ON JHOH NT by DRINKS ALCOHOL UNDERAGE 07/06/2005, 8:48pm PDT
Those are all good points NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/06/2005, 9:59pm PDT
Hahaha way to love sb, sb lover. by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 10:01pm PDT
Re: Hahaha way to love sb, sb lover. by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 10:07pm PDT
Well, anyone else want to bookmark this post? by Creexul :( 07/06/2005, 10:09pm PDT
Why? by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2005, 11:41pm PDT
BDR compares making fun of sasy to being Richard Speck, hits new low. NT by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 8:29pm PDT
Still leagues above your old high. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2005, 10:20pm PDT
Yeah! I set em up, you knock em down! *high five* by bombMexico 07/06/2005, 11:42pm PDT
But...you took your hand away right before I could slap it SOB by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2005, 12:00am PDT
There are still 2 hands free if anyone else wants in on this circle jerk! by bombMexico 07/07/2005, 1:08am PDT
CRAZIES! CRAZIES! NT by Worm doing Jhoh Cable 07/07/2005, 1:09am PDT
Re: There are still 2 hands free if anyone else wants in on this circle jerk! by I need clarification 07/07/2005, 1:15am PDT
Re: There are still 2 hands free if anyone else wants in on this circle jerk! by Entropy Stew 07/07/2005, 2:54am PDT
Hey, look who (almost) woke up. NT by I need clarification 07/07/2005, 10:03am PDT
I went to sleep for the night. Wow, you guys are sad as hell. NT by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 10:03am PDT
Yeah, in your cage. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2005, 10:56am PDT
OOOOOO BDR FIRED OFF A ZINGER THERE NT by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 11:10am PDT
Sad as hell? by Kab(uke) 07/07/2005, 11:15am PDT
Hm............. no. NT by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 11:23am PDT
Re: There are still 2 hands free if anyone else wants in on this circle jerk! by E. L. Koba 07/07/2005, 9:16pm PDT
Re: There are still 2 hands free if anyone else wants in on this circle jerk! by Creexul :( 07/07/2005, 9:20pm PDT
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