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| I'm mistified how someone who looks so much like a retard could ever... by casual observer 11/20/2005, 2:36am PST | ||||
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| ...be a head of state. Both of those lunatics look like they liked to play with their daddy's workbench-mounted vice, amusing themselves the sound of their own skulls splintering, giving it another turn to see how close to THE EDGE! they could go.
This does not bode well. Creexul For America 2010 is already gaining steam from this. Upon further investigation, the following facts come to light : - That isn't the Chinese head of state, but rather a member of his cabinet. - That is also the worst photo picked out from conceivably hundreds, in all others Mr. Li Zhaoxing is visibly Bush's intellectual superior. Which might be exactly why they picked it. It must be comforting to the common american web-surfer to see that their president looks just as insanely stupid as other world leaders. - No photos were taken at the church because it was really someone's backyard, and rather than a crucifix, there was an artist's rendition of Supreme Master Yiao, whom the chinese believe is their own savior. Fifteen minutes after Bush left, the church was raided and summarily demolished by the Red Guard, for spreading an anti-revolutionary message and attempting to impose foreign interest on the poor guillable proletariat. The officiating priest was executed on the spot, confronted with evidence of crimes against the state, such as harboring a well-known, high-ranking American agent. The evidence, however, did not include photographic proof of the allegations. Also, someone came and argued about how well the rifles performed on that given task. That issue remains to be settled, but negotiations between the involved parties are underway. |
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Bush attends church in China, photographers resort to photoshop by 11/19/2005, 10:46pm PST  I'm mistified how someone who looks so much like a retard could ever... by 11/20/2005, 2:36am PST lol NT by 11/20/2005, 2:11pm PST |
