McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow wrote:

Since everybody (meaning of course, all the nobodies) hates you and thinks you're stupid for not recognizing the similarity between balloons and usb phone chargers, and also that you are not as funny as the daily show writing team, I'm here to help. I'm going to help a brother out and extend the helping hand of friendship and build you up buttercup etc and so forth.
You are artistically talented and have web design experience. I build really awesome computers, but have no artistic talent and little skill at the aesthetics of web design. I'm offering discounted parts and/or money.

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