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| Re: cr8 logs of Resident Evil 4 by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/06/2006, 1:42pm PDT | ||||
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| begin at crate (9:52:57 PM): like islamists, there are ones that try to throw dynamite at you, but end up exploding themselves en masse instead
Joosh (9:53:03 PM): heeheheh begin at crate (9:53:24 PM): also, conveniently the dynamite has a blast radius of about 1 foot when it applies to leon, and about 10 yards when it applies to the islamists Joosh (9:53:47 PM): what point in the zelda timeline does minish cap exist? Joosh (9:53:53 PM): :) Joosh (9:53:55 PM): whos leon Joosh (9:54:06 PM): well the islamists have really small health bars Joosh (9:54:11 PM): they have few hitpoints begin at crate (9:54:22 PM): LEON IS AN EX ROGUE AGENT TOP OP SECRET SERVICE ASSIGNED TO FUCK THE PRESIDENTS TEEN DAUGHTER begin at crate (9:54:31 PM): AND SAVE HER FROM ISLAMISTS Joosh (9:54:31 PM): they finally made skill a requirement in RE games Joosh (9:54:39 PM): instead of bnlind luck and rote memorization begin at crate (9:54:46 PM): its not even skill begin at crate (9:54:51 PM): this game is kind of a masturbation fest begin at crate (9:54:57 PM): you just mash the A button begin at crate (9:55:02 PM): and lay waste to hundreds of islamists Joosh (9:55:07 PM): well the previous games didnt requirew any skill begin at crate (9:55:32 PM): basically every scenario in the game is you ------ hundreds of weak islamists ------ destination begin at crate (9:55:36 PM): and you have infinite shotgun shells begin at crate (9:56:32 PM): the whole game feels more like a trailer for a videogame than a videogame begin at crate (9:56:41 PM): you just mash the A button with one hand, and grab your cock with the other begin at crate (9:56:43 PM): and hold on begin at crate (9:59:34 PM): leon's themesong in this game is "kid rock - cocky" begin at crate (11:38:43 PM): L + R DODGE BIAS ATTACK begin at crate (11:38:49 PM): UP Joosh (11:38:51 PM): :) begin at crate (11:38:52 PM): too late Joosh (11:38:56 PM): that sounds easy to do begin at crate (11:38:56 PM): YOU ARE DEFAMED |
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cr8 logs of Resident Evil 4 by 04/06/2006, 1:28pm PDT  Re: cr8 logs of Resident Evil 4 by 04/06/2006, 1:42pm PDT Re: cr8 logs of Resident Evil 4 by 04/06/2006, 2:12pm PDT |
