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by Entropy Stew 06/07/2006, 5:48pm PDT |
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Steel is an interesting material. Two chemically identical samples can have radically different properties. Heat up one, beat the shit out of it, then introduce massive shearing force through rapid cooling and you have made sample A four times harder than B. The irregularities introduced into the crystalline lattice through such action are what lend steel its strength.
Writing is not steel.
Idea fragments are butting up against one another like tectonic plates in yours, even within the span of a single sentence. What happened? Look at this:
So with games, I don�t care to spend countless hours on top of the other countless hours I waste because I just plain suck at all computer games, trying to figure out what the fuck some pale, overworked, fidgety game developer thought at 4AM, after straight downing a 1-Liter Fun Size Mountain Dew, would be a totally boss way to kill the Unholy Dungeon Clown of Lower Buggeria in Faggots of Might and Sodomy VIII. He needs a nap. So do I, but fuck that; I�m a fucking warrior, man.
The fuck? I needed to break out the slide rule, two protractors, and a fucking plumb bob to calculate what contextual level of nested clause I was mired in before moving on.
Okay, so, another facet of my Brave Sir Strokey McBeard RPG persona is that I almost never ever ever ever ever use special magickal (see, I use the cool spelling of magic � take that, Mr. Internet Dork Tester) items that are consumable and non-replenishing.
WHY IN GOD'S PERFECT AMERICA ARE YOU WRITING LIKE THE JANITOR?
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www.lamethrower.com by Bill Dungsroman 06/06/2006, 9:06pm PDT 
Re: www.lamethrower.com by Jerry Whorebach 06/06/2006, 10:38pm PDT
Thanks NT by Tony 06/06/2006, 11:06pm PDT
I hope he found what he was looking for NT by Next On A Very Special Caltrops 06/07/2006, 1:40am PDT
Re: www.lamethrower.com by Choson 06/07/2006, 1:56am PDT
Waiting until INC was on vacation to unveil... COINCIDENCE? NT by Fussbett 06/07/2006, 8:48am PDT
I'm waiting for INC and Mrs. INC to end up on Maury to unveil my website! NT by Worm 06/07/2006, 2:48pm PDT
Yeah, I just found it today, after everyone already had their fun. :( NT by I need clarification 06/21/2006, 2:30am PDT
Trapped in Clausespace by Entropy Stew 06/07/2006, 5:48pm PDT
The guy is breaking hearts. NT by Quentin Beck 06/07/2006, 10:39pm PDT
Sometimes the best thing you can do for a guy is to punch him in the crotch by Entropy Stew 06/08/2006, 12:29am PDT
LOVE YEW STOO!!! NT by Bill Dungsroman 06/21/2006, 9:05pm PDT
http://www.lamethrower.com/?p=85 NT by --- 06/21/2006, 12:57am PDT
Nice to see him finally have that stuff "published" that he didn't want to have by associated with this site. 06/21/2006, 6:16pm PDT
Are you sure? Caltrops STILL lacks an article that makes fun of DNF being late. NT by Fussbett 06/21/2006, 6:25pm PDT
Like all articles (and posts), it goes without saying. NT by Fullofkittens 06/21/2006, 7:56pm PDT
Yes NT by Fussbett 06/21/2006, 10:08pm PDT
Some things just aren't funny. by Zsenicorpse 06/21/2006, 10:35pm PDT
writing a joke that writes itself by Flavio 06/22/2006, 12:49pm PDT
Re: writing a joke that writes itself by Shredder 06/22/2006, 2:41pm PDT
Re: writing a joke that writes itself by Fussbett 06/22/2006, 2:54pm PDT
But don't they say it while muffled by his balls being in their mouth? NT by Worm 06/22/2006, 3:30pm PDT
That's not really how it works by I need clarification 06/22/2006, 4:22pm PDT
Re: writing a joke that writes itself by Jerry Whorebach 06/22/2006, 5:17pm PDT
Re: writing a joke that writes itself by laudablepuss 06/22/2006, 6:37pm PDT
Sorry about stealing Jason away, Bill. NT by Wagner James Au 01/20/2007, 10:06am PST
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