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More adventures of sasy (copy/pasted). by Creexul :( 07/20/2006, 2:36pm PDT So I got an anonymous tip about a sasy post on the internet (LET'S SOIL OUR CROWN'S GENTLEMEN: GO!). Anyway this isn't interesting, BUT. http://community.livejournal.com/pre_law/58688.html latverian (latverian) wrote in pre_law, @ 2006-08-05 19:41:00 q&a hi, i was wondering how many of you used a writing coach for your personal statement. who did you ask to help you create it? what did you write about? would you consider it represents you accurately or a more 'junior achiever' version of yourself? did you use humor or did you keep it passionate? what were your difficulties with writing it? In the comments someone says a writing coach is a waste of money. I'm sure she took that as well as being asked to meet at a hotel (burning with shame, swinging pantyhose stuffed with oranges into her own face). Unless she figured out a way to get a writing coach to work for free, I dunno. But really I think it's good she's at least focusing on school work. Plus I feel kind of bad for her, because I heard that she was pretty seriously injured when she heard somewhere that caltrops was having a music rating thread, and she instinctively jumped pussy-first with her legs spread as far as they could go, right into the monitor. The monitor was okay because somehow instead of being hit, it was instantly enveloped in some kind of protective material or something, but she hit the wall after that and fell on the ground and I think the doctors were afraid there was a concussion or something but I guess not. Yes that really happened hm. ~_~ Tewt Suh wee TAH (3:28:41 PM): How many minutes before Pluvius and that other guy go "YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNN" in the commetns Juh-howh Cable (3:29:19 PM): Ploov and pasns. Juh-howh Cable (3:29:22 PM): I'd say about 10. Juh-howh Cable (3:29:36 PM): Thanks pasns. BONUS MATERIAL! SorryCassandra: I also hear sasy swung pantyhose filled with oranges at her own face. NT by Creexul :-( Today, 5:43am CDT SorryCassandra: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? :( Ray, a being of pure light: are you sure you want to know SorryCassandra: yes Ray, a being of pure light: it's from a movie called the Gridters, with Jogn and Joan Cusack Ray, a being of pure light: *Grifters Ray, a being of pure light: they are both con artists and Joan is in charge of placing bad bets at a track. she fucks up and the gangster head man takes a towel full of oranges and threatens her with it, while asking her what it's for Ray, a being of pure light: so she's crying and explaining that it's used in insurance fraud, you get someone to hit you with a sack of oranges and it causes obscene bruising Ray, a being of pure light: but also can cause internal damage :( and then the gangster tells her to get out of there and everything is ok SorryCassandra: why does a sack of oranges do that :( Ray, a being of pure light: theyre pretty firm Ray, a being of pure light: and the idea was that you would hit them more than once I think SorryCassandra: psh Ray, a being of pure light: PSH Ray, a being of pure light: hey I had a good thought Ray, a being of pure light: when you're missing a cat, instead of saying "a cat ran away (again)", you should just say "the cat is outside" Ray, a being of pure light: it makes you sound more in control of things Juh-howh Cable (3:30:35 PM): It's from A Thin Line Between Love and Hate with Martin Lawrence actually. Ray, a being of pure light (3:30:52 PM): well, the Grifters came out about 15 years before that and didn't have Martin Lawrence in it Ray, a being of pure light (3:31:17 PM): I think you should just drop it Juh-howh Cable (3:31:26 PM): Yeah but the chick in that puts oranges in pantyhose so there's no second person needed. Ray, a being of pure light (3:31:42 PM): oh she does it to her own face? Juh-howh Cable (3:31:51 PM): So you can see her propellering the pantyhose with oranges, and then she just sort of moves her own face into the path of oranges. Juh-howh Cable (3:31:53 PM): Yes. Juh-howh Cable (3:31:59 PM): Because she is fucking insane. Juh-howh Cable (3:32:04 PM): That's really the real point. :( Ray, a being of pure light (3:32:06 PM): is it for an insurance scam? Juh-howh Cable (3:32:10 PM): Is that she is insane (also sympathy). Juh-howh Cable (3:32:15 PM): No, it was to make it look like a guy beat her up.

More adventures of sasy (copy/pasted). by Creexul :( 07/20/2006, 2:36pm PDT