Forum Overview :: Laurence Fishburne's Dance Dance Revolution
 
ZSENI'S FORUM WILL NEVER DIE. by Zsenicorpse 08/16/2006, 1:24am PDT
I have to make n00b steps for a couple Shakira songs. It's the only way I can get Twinkles to dance with me.

I haven't played for like three months. The last set of steps I did (and they were fuckin swee) were for Niko's "Night Of Fire" and they were not n00b steps. When I went back to do n00b steps so someone else in the house would actually play with me, they were still too hard. I just want to represent here and make sure my Caltrops people know that I do not do the 98 bpm hip hop stuff - oh no, it's 100% Eurobeat, house (I even did steps for a Shirley Lites song, holla!), acid/techno, four-on-the-floor mayhem. Did I do steps for Dragonforce's "My Spirit Will Go On"? Yes. I can't remember what the bpm was on that - whether it was just marginally insane, like 200 bpm, or really stupidly insane, like 300.

Then I pissed off all kinds of people at Bemanistyle by making steps for a beef song on the Hellsing soundtrack. It's a cool-ass song and I did long sections of it in flamenco sixth-note beats, and I got crazy hate mail like "THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG AND YOU'RE WAY OFF BEAT YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU ARRRRGGGGGG YOU SUCK RRRGGG I HATE STEPPERS LIKE YOU" So I had to post public notification with the simfile link stating that there are sections stepped not to fourth, eighth, or sixteenth notes, which apparently throws all kinds of people totally off.

Because they play keyboard DDR. No, really. Also, that dude's 800+ combo? That's just a dude who bothered to tape it. Bemanistyle high score braggartry doesn't even warm up until the 1000+ combo. But can he fucking ten-key? I didn't think so. And more importantly these keyboard fuckers, who totally ruin my whole day and bog down Bemanistyle's simfile download section with piles of keyboard-only wank, can't handle anything as cool and musical as ANIME SOUNDTRACKS. Arch0wl is one of the superfreaks behind Flash Flash Revolution, which is a fine way to blow an afternoon if you ever get tired of playing Bejeweled at work.
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ZSENI'S FORUM WILL NEVER DIE. by Zsenicorpse 08/16/2006, 1:24am PDT NEW
    Holy God, you're a disgusting caricature of a creature NT by Aghast at this foul beast 08/16/2006, 9:14am PDT NEW
    Re: ZSENI'S FORUM WILL NEVER DIE. by Incontrovertible Truth Man 08/16/2006, 9:52am PDT NEW
    Mavis Beacon Typing Revolution? by Worm 08/16/2006, 9:58am PDT NEW
    What the fuck is a "sixth note"? by Liz Enkittengasm 08/16/2006, 11:58am PDT NEW
        Do you seriously not know what a sixth note is? NT by Zsenicorpse 08/16/2006, 10:34pm PDT NEW
            I knew what a 6th note was back in '89 before they ever put out a record. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/17/2006, 2:39am PDT NEW
                Psh before they SOLD OUT NT by Creexul :( 08/17/2006, 2:51am PDT NEW
            I seriously do not. NT by Liz Enkittengasm 08/27/2006, 11:08pm PDT NEW
    Speaking of Dragonforce... by Zsenicorpse 08/19/2006, 7:05pm PDT NEW
        Too soon :( NT by Dennis Miller 08/19/2006, 7:51pm PDT NEW
        Saw them last night at the wiltern. Review inside! by E. L. Koba 09/09/2006, 2:19pm PDT NEW
            Wooo yeah!!!! *high fives* DUNT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!! *more high fives* NT by Zsenicorpse 09/09/2006, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                Re: Wooo yeah!!!! *high fives* DUNT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!! *more high fives* by E. L. Koba 09/10/2006, 12:58pm PDT NEW
                    They want to look cool but are incapable of understanding the complex melodies. NT by Creexul :( 09/10/2006, 1:00pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Wooo yeah!!!! *high fives* DUNT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!! *more high fives* by Zsenicorpse 09/10/2006, 2:39pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Wooo yeah!!!! *high fives* DUNT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!! *more high fives* by Zsenicorpse 09/12/2006, 1:56pm PDT NEW
                            Well our band is ruined now. NT by Dragonforce 09/12/2006, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                                Your band sucked. NT by Manowar 09/12/2006, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                                Now's our chance! NT by Rhapsody 09/12/2006, 7:15pm PDT NEW
                                You're n00bs anyway. NT by Blind Guardian 09/12/2006, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                                All is ruined in the unholy darknessssssss.... *doom* NT by Candlemass 09/12/2006, 9:07pm PDT NEW
                            So you didn't walk out 2/3rds of the way through their set? NT by I need clarification 09/12/2006, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                                No. Neither did anyone else, except for a brace of gamer dorks... by Zsenicorpse 09/14/2006, 8:39am PDT NEW
                                    Then you probably didn't even see them and you're just making it all up. ~_~ NT by Creexul :( 09/14/2006, 9:35am PDT NEW
                                        Creexul and I are friends! NT by I need clarification 09/14/2006, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                                            Someone's feeling attacked. :( by I need clarification 09/14/2006, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                                                Creexul and I are friends! NT by I need clarification 09/14/2006, 5:02pm PDT NEW
                                                Double team ending up in a Creexul classic "I HATE MUSIC". A+ NT by Worm 09/14/2006, 5:07pm PDT NEW
 
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