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by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2006, 5:58pm PDT |
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Step 1: Videogame journalists get sent plenty of awful games. Regular working men like you and me have to buy our brand new, factory sealed awful games at The Real Canadian Superstore, where they're currently going for half of their original budget price -- along with everything else left over from last Christmas.
Step 2: Videogame journalists, much like real journalists, have ethics. A good way to get around those is by quoting someone else.
"Wal-Mart lets you return unopened software for cash money and will accept photo ID in lieu of a receipt. Some urban youth have been known to take advantage of that fact, putting my officers in harm's way," said Daryl F. Gates, designer of perennial Wal-Mart favorite Daryl F. Gates' Police Quest: SWAT
Step 3: PROFIT! |
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