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by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/05/2007, 6:50pm PST |
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Motherhead wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Here is a base where you can talk about how much better the posts were around here before we all impregnated those girls.
ICJ Hey, congratulations. This is what fatherhood taught me: The child seats on shopping carts position toddlers perfectly for kicking you right in the junk.
You know what, I should clear something up. I would certainly be in favor of having kids someday and someday soon, but it hasn't happened to me personally. I was put into an odd position with the creation of this base. I didn't want to say something like, "Hey, fathers, here's a forum for your HORRIBLE POSTS," because it would sound like I think I'm better than certain posters - which couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, the posters that I know have children -- you, INC, the Quentin from the Kar Korner thread (why else would he need a six-ton automobile) are all much funnier than I am. So I tried to include myself for the sake of humility, but instead made it seem like my girlfriend is pregnant. Maybe none of what I'm saying here makes any sense.
In fact, by typing out this lengthy explanation, I think I've proven that you don't have to have brought a baby into this world to post like shit. Like SHIT. It's my early Fathers' Day present to the more mature Caltropsians.
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You are all somebody's father by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/01/2007, 12:59pm PST 
If whydirt ever comes back, does he have to post here part time? NT by mark 03/01/2007, 1:29pm PST 
That was an abortion joke. by Todd Barry 03/01/2007, 2:00pm PST 
Do we really need another Quarter to Three? by Fussbett 03/01/2007, 1:49pm PST 
GOT PORN? by hilarious alternate account 03/01/2007, 1:58pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Motherhead 03/04/2007, 12:43pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Bunyip 03/04/2007, 4:11pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/05/2007, 6:50pm PST 
Why not just "Caltrops' ode to the rhythm method"? NT by Mischief Maker 03/05/2007, 6:53pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Quentin Beck 03/06/2007, 5:54pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/06/2007, 8:23pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Quentin Beck 03/07/2007, 9:44pm PST 
Re: You are all somebody's father by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/07/2007, 11:56pm PST 
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