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by Helpful Monkey 04/03/2007, 11:00am PDT |
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I don't like bondage. I think it's because I find the knots intimidating. I have enough trouble unhooking a bra, what am I supposed to do with this pointlessly complex apparatus?
I don't understand latex. Sure, there could be a girl in there. Or there could be a 4000 year-old Egyptian mummy. It's a mystery, and I guess that's part of the appeal. Have you ever struggled to open a condom during sex? I imagine trying to get the vagina out of a suit like this could prove equally frustrating.
Finding the girl in a gangbang is like the world's worst Where's Waldo. There she is! Wait, no, that's just a guy with a pony tail. If you need this many dicks in your porn, maybe it's time to stop pretending you even care if there's a token set of lady parts in there too. |
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