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Archived for posterity. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/09/2007, 12:13pm PDT
Man Mold Orry (henceforth known as MMO) was a popular computer game, well-known for its highly irreverent chet and derek. Old Man Murray, no wait I mean the Mold thing, was perhaps critical of game criticism.

A major theme in Old Man Murray criticism was the accusation that Tom Vryuka's mother is a C word. Gabe Newell cited the opinion of Old Man Murray as a factor when designing Half-Life, and also cited their mother as being C words as well, and their fathers being not very good at all. Old Man Murray often took aim at the furry conventions (or PAFCONs), such as puzzles, or titles. For example, Old Man Murray's writers devised the tongue-in-cheek "Cart-To-Strate Rating System", an "objective" way of determining how many times you have to push the cart at the beginning of Half-Life 1 until it would turn a homosexual man into a non homosexual. This is believed to be what caused Julian (aka black cop) in The Shield to become heterosexual and get married to a woman. In Half-Life 2: Raising The Bar, Gabe Newell mentions, when developing Half-Life 2, he figured Julian would finally accept that he'll always be gay, and finally go out and have homosexual sex with men. Also when Julian (Bashir?) had to give a semen sample at the doctor's, and resorted to a magazine of naked men for "stimulation," he probably filled like 5 cups.

Old Man Murray was still running as of 2009, but for archival purposes only; the site is no longer any good. The founders of Old Man Murray totally sold out and got jobs where they receive money in exchange for services. For that they were sentenced to hell. Gabe Newell totally says this stuff behind their backs, and they don't know about it because they can't hear anything from back there. They are both millionares now, but at what price?

In February 1999, the site received a form letter from the mweeetha fweekin punk po lice with US Dungeonmaster General Blarvin T. Funions written as the sender of the form letter. The authors then used this letter as evidence that Old Man Murray was the official front for an internet terrorism and wikipedia vandalism website. They were executed in an elaborate terrorist hoax in 2001 when their planes were rerouted into the bombs secretly planted by John Seigenthaler Sr. in the World Trade Center towers. Also their airline food was poisoned, but that was a coincidence because that's how bad airline food is! Know what I'm sayin know what I mean?

In 2112, a man named Golbez found a guitar by the waterfall, and as he began to hear the beautiful notes from the guitar, he made a song that would ultimately be the end of the Old Mold Manny dot com ('puter) world wide website. chat and erique tried to silence his beautiful free expression by vandalizing his homespun small business that sold yarn and doilies by casting Meteo on the building, assuming Golbez was in there (and not totally impervious to such spells and vandalization). In the end this proved to be their downfall, because chart and erikkkunt were machine gunned with thousands of flaming spools of yarn firing out of the exploding store. I hear cheat even got nailed right in the nut sack and went "hoooooooooooo" and collapsed, which was as funny as when Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman stabbed each other to death. chit died at the hospital later, arrick was traumatized for life. He died later after accidentally headbanging "kill me" in morse code to a nurse at the hospital when he was listening to "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, which is the greatest song ever written because it totally shreds so hard but then at the end it manages to shred even harder which was previously thought to be impossible.

SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE PUT A SMILE ON YO FACE TEN MILES WIDE, TASTE SO GOOD MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY, SWEET CHERRY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE SWEET CHERRY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII YAYYUHHHH (HUUUUUH)

SWING IT!
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Quit changing Wikipedia by Cutter 03/16/2006, 9:24pm PST NEW
    Fuck you by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/16/2006, 9:31pm PST NEW
    Re: Quit changing Wikipedia by Jerry Whorebach 03/17/2006, 2:48am PST NEW
        Re: Quit changing Wikipedia by Gid Tanner 03/21/2006, 2:52pm PST NEW
            No. by Jerry Whorebach 03/22/2006, 9:41pm PST NEW
                Re: No. by Gid Tanner 03/24/2006, 4:21pm PST NEW
                    I framed his whore-bitch-uary and hung it on my wall (of queers, now). by Jerry Whorebach 03/24/2006, 6:01pm PST NEW
                        Hey, the best thread of all time got bumped. by Gid Tanner 05/31/2006, 12:55pm PDT NEW
    LINKS ARE RUINING OUR PRECIOUS SUPPLY OF INTERNETS NT by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 7:02am PST NEW
    "It's clear we don't want you there" NT by ...declared THE KING OF THE WIKI! 03/17/2006, 7:39am PST NEW
    Here is a REAL internet link. by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 8:05am PST NEW
    This link on the front page. by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 8:09am PST NEW
    PS: judging by your wikipedia entries, you are buttfucking faggots. NT by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 8:13am PST NEW
    here's an AIM log that speaks poorly of you by Ray of Light 03/17/2006, 8:15am PST NEW
    Official discussion page archive. by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 8:48am PST NEW
        Please reply more NT by Entropy Stew 03/17/2006, 10:13am PST NEW
            They already deleted the posts. by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 1:18pm PST NEW
                Re: They already deleted the posts. by Golbez 03/17/2006, 4:16pm PST NEW
                    DURRR NT by Entropy Stew 03/17/2006, 4:16pm PST NEW
                All of your posts should be deleted, retard. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 03/17/2006, 5:40pm PST NEW
                Golbez really is a mod for the ages by Fussbett 03/17/2006, 6:40pm PST NEW
                    Re: Golbez really is a mod for the ages by Fussbett 03/18/2006, 10:26am PST NEW
        Re: Official discussion page archive. by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 4:43pm PST NEW
    "Clear up your issues here, kids" by Shredder 03/17/2006, 9:17am PST NEW
        Hell, I even have girlfriends who have called me "Golbie." So there. by Golbez 03/17/2006, 10:18am PST NEW
            Let's talk about this Golbez guy for a few minutes, okay? by I need clarification 03/17/2006, 2:55pm PST NEW
                NO MERCY FOR VANDALS!!!!! NT by mark 03/17/2006, 3:04pm PST NEW
                Re: Let's talk about this Golbez guy for a few minutes, okay? by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 4:46pm PST NEW
                    Re: Let's talk about this Golbez guy for a few minutes, okay? by Entropy Stew 03/17/2006, 6:03pm PST NEW
                Golbez has been overuled. by Worm 03/20/2006, 4:19am PST NEW
                    Re: Golbez has been overuled. by I need clarification 03/20/2006, 10:02am PST NEW
                        Advanced TI-BASIC and he raised $321,350 for wiki? by Worm 03/20/2006, 11:46am PST NEW
        Wikipedia serves more of a purpose than this shithole. NT by Internet User 03/18/2006, 10:24am PST NEW
            If you said that on Wikipedia, it would be reverted and you'd be banned. NT by Fussbett 03/18/2006, 10:27am PST NEW
                That's how they like it because you see they worked very hard to make admin and NT by Creexul :( 03/18/2006, 11:40am PST NEW
                    Another scintillating insight from the fucking retard. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 03/18/2006, 5:37pm PST NEW
                Oh wow, I changed my mind! CALTROPS IS GREAT! :D NT by Internet User! 03/18/2006, 2:32pm PST NEW
                    Great sarcasm. You point: made. NT by Fussbett 03/18/2006, 3:08pm PST NEW
    My favorite thing that you have written. by mark 03/17/2006, 10:17am PST NEW
    Golbez :( by I need clarification 03/17/2006, 11:10am PST NEW
    Golbez, self-appointed archivist of OMM, shuts down discussion by Shredder 03/17/2006, 1:48pm PST NEW
        Re: Golbez, self-appointed archivist of OMM, shuts down discussion by Creexul :( 03/17/2006, 2:24pm PST NEW
    wiki "Caltrop" entry leads to... by Ray of Light 03/17/2006, 3:29pm PST NEW
        also by Ray of Light 03/17/2006, 3:54pm PST NEW
        Re: wiki "Caltrop" entry leads to... by Jerry Whorebach 03/17/2006, 6:44pm PST NEW
            So, in fact, they should be called "toblerone trails" and not lines? by mark 03/17/2006, 7:14pm PST NEW
    I feel better about putting "Duct Tape n. Rape Device" in the duct tape entry. NT by Worm 03/17/2006, 5:27pm PST NEW
        I wish Golbez would delete that post NT by Entropy Stew 03/17/2006, 6:04pm PST NEW
            What made you so mean? NT by Worm 03/18/2006, 1:59am PST NEW
                The retards. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 03/18/2006, 5:36pm PST NEW
                    So we win basically. NT by Creexul :( 03/19/2006, 12:33pm PST NEW
                        You're retarded. "Basically" is the only way you can win. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 03/19/2006, 4:08pm PST NEW
                I learned it by watching YOU by Entropy Stew 03/22/2006, 7:15pm PST NEW
    I was curious if "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" was based on someone by Reichsminister Doktor Goebbels 03/18/2006, 11:27pm PST NEW
    Nice of Chet to "give us code" so we could make our forum just like the by shitty forums of yore 03/21/2006, 12:49am PST NEW
        Replied to it by Entropy Stew 03/21/2006, 11:21am PST NEW
            Wromg ruined it. NT by Wikipedo 03/22/2006, 6:36pm PST NEW
                The post from Monday that I edited? Or my reverted attempt to tab his his reply? NT by Worm 03/22/2006, 7:19pm PST NEW
                    Attempting to tab him like a motherfucker. by Worm 03/22/2006, 7:33pm PST NEW
                        Reflection: Should have used indent. NT by Worm 03/22/2006, 7:34pm PST NEW
                            Oh, it wouldn't have fit. by Worm 03/22/2006, 7:38pm PST NEW
                            Re: Reflection: Bigger Problems by Bunyip 03/22/2006, 7:38pm PST NEW
                                Fuck by Worm 03/22/2006, 7:45pm PST NEW
                                    How does the nick, "Moretarded," strike you? NT by Wikipedo 03/22/2006, 7:49pm PST NEW
                                        Drop the "ed" and I'll think about it. NT by Worm 03/22/2006, 8:03pm PST NEW
                                Holy shit, I was just about to do a post about you in WHERE IN THE WORLD. NT by Fussbett 03/22/2006, 8:25pm PST NEW
                                    I'm in Australia. :( by Bunyip 03/22/2006, 9:03pm PST NEW
                    #1 reason I hate wikipedia: Worm editing my post NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2006, 7:43pm PST NEW
                    wrom in a nutshell. NT by Creexul :( 03/22/2006, 8:14pm PST NEW
                        GET ME OUTTA HERE NT by Worm in a nutshell 03/22/2006, 8:16pm PST NEW
    FACT: Wikipedia is horrible by Entropy Stew 03/22/2006, 7:37pm PST NEW
        How it all ended by Quentin Beck 05/30/2006, 1:45am PDT NEW
            what a sad little fag NT by Someone Vaguely Mean 05/30/2006, 9:02am PDT NEW
        Please respond to the sad little faggot by A lurker 08/04/2006, 9:15am PDT NEW
            Re: Please respond to the sad little baby by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/04/2006, 11:49am PDT NEW
                I think that was Chet by Mischief no-POE-account-no-posting 08/04/2006, 5:55pm PDT NEW
            Re: Please respond to the sad little faggot by Creexul :( 08/04/2006, 6:04pm PDT NEW
            Good news though we finally know what wikipedia is for. by Creexul :( 08/04/2006, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                They sad little men, yo. NT by laudablepuss 08/04/2006, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                    As someone who is both little and sad, that ain't good. NT by Creexul :( 08/04/2006, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                Re: Good news though we finally know what wikipedia is for. by Souffle of Pain 08/05/2006, 1:45am PDT NEW
            The best thing I can do here is archive comments. 8( by Creexul :( 08/04/2006, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                Or you could just click on the "History" link at the top of the talk page NT by Quentin Beck 08/04/2006, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                    And then click through a billion links to find all the comments. :( NT by Creexul :( 08/05/2006, 12:23am PDT NEW
            Someone changed wikipedia. by Creexul :( 08/05/2006, 12:39am PDT NEW
                Erik was traumatized by life :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/05/2006, 1:05am PDT NEW
                Front page this NT by Entropy Stew 08/05/2006, 1:57am PDT NEW
                Archived for posterity. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/09/2007, 12:13pm PDT NEW
            Re: Please respond to the sad little faggot by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/10/2006, 4:30am PDT NEW
    The king of Wikipedia by Falvio 08/05/2006, 6:12pm PDT NEW
        Re: The king of Wikipedia by Jerry Whorebach 08/05/2006, 8:14pm PDT NEW
    My new favorite Wiki entry. by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2006, 3:47pm PDT NEW
        I feel far too much pride over... by Quentin Beck 09/06/2006, 9:40pm PDT NEW
            That is very impressive, Anonyfag, tell us more. NT by Mischief Maker 09/06/2006, 9:55pm PDT NEW
            Reads like a sixth grade blackboard after a brainstorming session. by Jerry Whorebach. 09/07/2006, 2:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Reads like a sixth grade blackboard after a brainstorming session. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/07/2006, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Reads like a sixth grade blackboard after a brainstorming session. by Flavio 09/07/2006, 4:39pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Reads like a sixth grade blackboard after a brainstorming session. by laudablepuss 09/07/2006, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Reads like a sixth grade blackboard after a brainstorming session. by Mischief Maker 09/07/2006, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Reads like a sixth grade blackboard after a brainstorming session. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/07/2006, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                I have implemented your changes by Quentin Beck 09/08/2006, 7:08pm PDT NEW
        They removed it by Quentin Beck 09/09/2006, 4:58am PDT NEW
            Wait NT by Quentin Beck 09/09/2006, 5:02am PDT NEW
            Props to the guy who removed every link except 'blogosphere'. by Quentin Beck 09/09/2006, 11:52pm PDT NEW
                Re: Props to the guy who removed every link except 'blogosphere'. by Creexul :( 09/10/2006, 2:18am PDT NEW
            Re: They removed it by Ray of Light 11/07/2007, 3:35pm PST NEW
                NP: Rage Against the Machine -- Know Your Enemy.mp3 by Fussbett 11/07/2007, 3:51pm PST NEW
 
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