Dr. Kitty Muffins, NeoGAF, this morning wrote:

OMFG! I like crap games! NOM! NOM! NOM! COOOOOOKIIIEEEE!

I have never felt like an elitist before..........until now.

I'm just walking through Walmart (where I work) in the electonics department and this idiot yells out "Oh f***in' christ! DEAL OR NO DEAL FOR THE PC!" He goes through the aisle and literally yells out each time he finds some sh**-tastic licensed game for the PC like he's the god damn Cookie Monster fallen into a tree full of Keebler Elves. He looked every bit of 30 and appeared to be with a woman who could only be described as his mother- total basement dweller.

WTF?

This guy was tossing in cheap bargin bin (well bargin wall, actually) PC games like it was nothing. I actually came back through a half hour later and seen him checking out at the electronics register with nothing but half a buggy full of cheap PC games. I had wished it was my last day on the job at that very register so I could have one of those embarassingly classic GAF angry McNerd moments.

It would go a little something like this:

Me: Sup, dawg. Welcome to Wally-world.

Garbage Gamer: Man, I found the motherload! Just ring me up, FAST. I gotta get home before I get mugged by Dave Chapelle or something.

Me: Sure..............wait, what is this? Olsen Twins for the PC? This isn't even porn!

Garbage Gamer: Its porn if I want it to be.

Me: K.

*rings it up*

Garbage Gamer: Hurry. There is no telling when the horde will find me.

Me: I'm gonna take my slow ass time.

*looks at next PC game*

Me: No............just, no. You got Barbie's Horse Adventures? Deal or No Deal? That buggy is full of bullshit, man!

Garbage Gamer: What?

Me: Look, we don 't want your bullshit money.

Garbage Gamer:....

Me: *interupts* How many times do I have to use "bullshit" in a sentence? GET OUT!

*tips over magazine rack*



Anyways, do people like this piss you off? I've never looked down on anyone for buying any game (hey, I still play dynasty warriors afterall) but that done it for me. Maybe I just draw the line at crappy bargin PC games but that was ridiculous. Just imagine how miserable your lives would be if your gaming tastes consisted of shovelware, shovelware and nothing but shovelware.

*shivers*

The horror........