From: African Retail Traders
Subject: antirape underwear
HI,
i would like to purchase the anti-rape underwear. Where can i buy one?
Would you mail an order?
amn

Let me tell you something-- if you're ever writing to a non panties distributor, like for example -me- desperately trying to get anti-rape underwear delivered to you, it's time to move. And lock your tent while you pack because something is wrong with the place you live.

I say forget about the padlocks on your panties for now and take care of the little things like getting water with no hepatitis in it. The people of Africa don't need metal underwear; they need edible underwear, or better yet, edible food. Or better yet, an edible machine that can make more food out of sand. Or better yet still, a huge edible cannon that can launch people within reach of a garden. Keep in mind that my only expertise in African ecology is in the area of being a suspected panties retailer.