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extarbags
Join Date: May 2003
Location: A country road. Gamertag: surplus bags
Posts: 10,853
So can someone explain to me what about Paris Hilton is supposed to be hot or "above average" or even "passable?" I mean, I know there's no accounting for taste, and I know a lot of guys wouldn't agree with me that she's too skinny, but even if you like skinny chicks... what's the appeal? She has no physical features that really hint at her being female at all other than a (herpes-ridden lol) vagina, and her face looks like half of it was melted with an iron and the other half was beaten with a frying pan. If she was a sweet girl that you knew in real life, I could see her inner beauty pushing her into hot range... but she's not. In fact, she's the very definition of vapid cuntitude. So she doesn't even have that going for her.
I just feel like if she wasn't famous, you could walk past her on the street and you wouldn't even let your gaze linger for a half second unless you were one of those guys who goes gaga for any underweight girl, regardless of her other features. |
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Undeserved nerd pride is getting between Quarter to Three and Paris Hilton. by They wouldn't fuck her on a dare. 05/09/2007, 9:25pm PDT 
Wake us up when BDR or extarbags replies NT by Caltrops 05/09/2007, 9:40pm PDT
Ok by extarbags report 05/10/2007, 2:03pm PDT
WHY IS HE SO JUDGEMENTAL NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 05/13/2007, 7:00pm PDT
And why are so many people making fun of her lazy eye? It's a disability. NT by The one-armed guy probably cries. 05/13/2007, 9:38pm PDT
rejecting non-fatties before they can reject him NT by defense mechanism 05/13/2007, 8:29pm PDT
"Forget that, Sarah (fucking) Silverman is on that list. Ugh." by More extarbags news 05/16/2007, 11:59pm PDT
Sarah Silverman was H-O-T-hawt in The Way of the Gun. Would. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2007, 12:23am PDT
Re: Undeserved nerd pride is getting between Quarter to Three and Paris Hilton. NT by I'd rape her on a promise 05/09/2007, 9:42pm PDT
On the subject of boning Paris Hilton. by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2007, 9:50pm PDT
Hey motherfucker, I'm Ben Sones by Ben Sones 05/13/2007, 9:59pm PDT
Not getting VD is an ok standard I guess NT by Grumah 05/14/2007, 3:27am PDT
Virgin comes down on the side of: scared of girls. NT by I'm shocked, how about you? 05/14/2007, 3:29pm PDT
YEAH RUUUUUUUU I'M NOT SCARED OF GIRLS, HIGH FIVE BRO NT by guy in Africa with AIDS(Dane Cook?) 05/14/2007, 7:29pm PDT
What's keeping the boy wonder twins from a normal, healthy sex life? by Fear of AIDS (from Paris Hilton? ) 05/14/2007, 7:41pm PDT
We had our shot at humanity. What happened? NT by DARTH VADER OR SOMETHING 05/15/2007, 6:28am PDT
Ben Sones is a virgin because he doesn't want to bang paris "fart in a mitten" h NT by Grumah 05/15/2007, 6:29am PDT
No, I'm talking about you, man. You're the virgin who's scared of girls. NT by Pay attention. 05/17/2007, 12:28am PDT
Re: Hey motherfucker, I'm Ben Sones by Souffle of Pain 05/16/2007, 10:10pm PDT
Re: Hey motherfucker, I'm Ben Sones by Ben Sones 05/16/2007, 11:59pm PDT
Hating Ben Sones is like hating a retard, I DO IT A LOT by Grumah 05/17/2007, 12:00am PDT
Re: On the subject of boning Paris Hilton. by Quentin Beck 05/15/2007, 6:05am PDT
that damn bitch got out after only three days, more drunk driving for everyone! NT by fairness fairy 06/07/2007, 4:56pm PDT
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