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| Let's get to the bottom of this... this... "Gary". by Jeff Goldblum 05/23/2007, 10:51pm PDT | ||||
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| Being a genius doesn't mean I'm omnipotent, so it's OK that I don't know this Gary Yogurt character. Being a genius means I'm good with computers, especially Macs, so I can use the InterNet to piece together the clues and triangulate from there.
1) Unfortunately the Caltrops Warlords forum is the first Google hit. Great for Caltrops, but not so great for my sleuthing... OR IS IT? It's not. But it does mean that this Gary fellow has not done much on the InterNet lately. 2) IAF.net - Gary Yogurt - Indiana Yellow Pages. THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE NAME? A yogurt store in Gary Indiana. This must be what it felt like for James Spader when he stole my fucking role in Stargate and first laid eyes on the Earth-like pyramids of that alien planet. 3) Amazon.com: Profile For Gary Yogurt: Reviews. A review! Criticism, criticism of humor, very harsh and real. It's like I'm describing the work of a typical Old Man Murry follower. Not enough to close the book on this case, but it's a partial. 4) Gary Yogurt - Ghost Riders Mp3 Free Download DON'T EVEN CLICK ON THIS LINK. It appears that our Warlords Gary is something of a bedroom musician and mp3 enthusiast, but I didn't get very far before becoming inundated with pop-overs and pop-unders that tried to trick me into clicking the "YES" button. But oh no... oh no, I'm slightly more clever than that, tricksters... You people without computer expertise or Macs will definitely fall victim. Do not attempt. 5) Sam Rassenfoss - Encyclopedia Dramatica. Gary Yogurt makes an economical appearance in an AOL Instant Messenger log. It's a quick zinger, and he gets an LOL. I notice that as I stalk my prey I'm becoming closer to him, fonder of him. I'm almost proud of Gary's work in this log. It speaks to his breeding, yes, our shared legacy. This link also reveals that Gary hangs out at 4chan, in the Party Van IRC room with other /b/tards. Jhoh Cable may be called in to finish off the investigation under deep cover, as this chat took place less than a year ago. The trail is still warm. 6) Gary Yogurt - Ghost Riders Mp3 Download. The mp3 turns out to be just 299 bytes. I'm pretty sure I've been infected with a virus. [All other MP3 / Yogurt sites omitted] 7) Online Gaming League :: User Information - Gary Yogurt. Clan Homoforce? Definitely our man. 8) Gary Yogurt - Slashdot user. The most comprehensive posting history of Gary Yogurt we're going to find. It's not a "black box" of where he went, but a snapshot of Gary Yogurt history. Videogames and geek snark. His fingerprints all over. 9) I cant believe this is on POE. Yogurt 01/11/02. An old POE post before they started mandatory registration. Thus, we can't look up his posting history. I wish websites would get their registration act together. Gary wouldn't be lost to us now if POE had a competent user database earlier. 10) I'll Never Wash Your Stain Of Love By Gary Yogurt. Gary Yogurt short story! Cynical, jaded... funny. Remind you any old websites? I promised some triangulation, and the answer is that... he's still at 4chan, like I said back at Google hit #5. Sometimes it doesn't take a genius. You all would've gotten there eventually. I just ask the right questions. |
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I wouldn't name a dog Yogurt. NT by 05/09/2007, 9:41pm PDT  Let's get to the bottom of this... this... "Gary". by 05/23/2007, 10:51pm PDT Re: Let's get to the bottom of this... this... "Gary". by 09/08/2015, 4:39pm PDT Re: Let's get to the bottom of this... this... "Gary". by 09/08/2015, 9:37pm PDT Our work here is now complete *vanishes* NT by 09/09/2015, 9:12pm PDT Re: Let's get to the bottom of this... this... "Gary". by 09/10/2015, 2:18pm PDT |
