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I only have one complaint. by Motherhead 06/15/2007, 7:48pm PDT
Neverwinter Nights 2

Worm 6/9/2007

This part is fine.

In preparation for the upcoming expansion, I am getting hyped up about NWN2 again and working on an Arcane Archer.




If you do get this game, make sure to turn on gore early as to give the harvest fair festivities a darker tint. This is maximum violence, not exactly Fallout, but at least it's something.

A little about the author: I’ve played through Baldur's Gate more times than I can count. Let’s try anyway. My first time was as a Necromancer, and I had to cheat at the end of it, due to the hyping of Necromancy in Ultima Online and related in-game events. After I determined what a shitty class that was I replayed as a halfling Thief. After that I started BG2 again from the beginning as God knows what. When Baldur's Gate 2 came out, I started as a dwarf Berserker and played it all the way through. I played through Throne of Bhaal as a gnome Cleric. I also tried a Paladin to do the Vicona romance. This kind of shit elates me. I’ve spent, no, I’ve wasted lots of time in D&D adventure games and dungeon crawl games is what I'm saying.

Neverwinter Nights 2 features enough D&D to make your liver go bad. There are loads of races and sub-races, prestige classes, and implementations of every skill. Even as a bard you’ll be given chances to use your perform skill in normal conversation, sometimes it’s even a real roll. You can turn around lots of situations with diplomacy and other skills. Don’t worry that the game is lacking dialog if you don’t want to play a master diplomat -- you get banter from your NPCs on almost anything you do. However, this creates the most annoying aspect of the game, the influence system.


[Influence: Failure]

All the things you say will either be agreed or disagreed with by your current party layout. This will effect their influence rating with you, all it really alters is if they give in to your incessant prodding about their past, and it effects what I believe is the single one NPC class change in the entire game.

The system is far more intrusive than what prevented me from getting all the info out of HK-47. While the dialog in Knights of the Old Republic required a few points there are some things in NWN2 that don’t seem to be unlocked until upwards of 30 influence. I used a console command to cheat, and I suggest everyone does the same. You don’t even get something interesting from a lack of influence, just tight-lipped NPCs.

No retarded speech options, sadly.

The worst part about influence is that dialog skills (diplomacy, taunt, lore, intimidate, and bluff) can rarely be used to give you more influence with your teammates. Ultimately the only player who isn’t going to have rather botched influence scores is someone who knows where the influence checks are going to occur, so he doesn’t bring the Chaotic Evil Ranger and the Lawful Neutral Paladin.

However, many of the dialog skills are quite necessary. Diplomacy is the most widely used, with bluff coming in second. In some situations you’ll find yourself needing taunt or spellcraft for some reason or another. There are few plain stat dialog options like in Planescape: Torment, which is a shame. So it often comes down to multi-tool characters like Rogues or Bards giving you the most freedom in dialog. A character with 20 Intelligence, 20 Charisma (but no diplomacy) is going to have just as poor dialog choices as my Half-Orc Ranger/Assassin.

[Crafting: Failure]

The game also features a nice try at player crafting. The crafting simply serves to make +6 items of the +2 and +4 ones you’ll find in your adventures and the enchanting amounts to adding plus five and loads of elemental damage to whatever you please. The whole time you’ll have to hunt down various monster parts to grind up into essences. This wouldn’t be so bad if greater essences could be split into multiple lesser essences. Instead of that you can downgrade a high essence to a lower level, but not receive more. This is just a goofy choice and a waste as what level of essence you need seems to have no relation to the power of the item you’re crafting.

On top of that you’ll have to hunt down gems, which get plentiful enough on monsters and in shops. However, it’d be better to just have the store and the crafting tables next to one another, just in case you thought you had a canary diamond on one of your characters. The end-game weaponry is really disappointing as it just consists of rehashes of old weapons with higher enchantments. All this item hunting and there is really no chest or way to access out of party NPC’s items. So you end up with various mules and the crafting materials dispersed sloppily amongst your characters.

If you can’t stop yourself from needing a +6 Acidic Flaming Darksteel Sword of Icy Chaotic Bane, be prepared to be frustrated out of your fucking gourd.

The normal difficulty is called “Hardcore \m/ D&D Ruleset”

The game attempts to take off the frustrating edge associated with some DnD computer games, with the starting difficulty featuring fireballs that won’t harm your teammates. None of your NPCs really die, they just are rendered unconscious and wake up after hostilities have ceased, and the game plays with that in mind. With your meager four man team, you’ll constantly run into more enemies than you ever did in BG2. This can get pretty frustrating, especially when you go from a warehouse to fight with half the thieves in Neverwinter to a house with the other half hidden in the shadows lying in wait. This seems to have been slightly addressed with the latest patch. It’s not harder. It just doesn’t require you to open a door and start throwing fireballs because there are twelve thieves in there.

Who’s your daddy?

Naturally, the game starts out with you as a foster child and I wonder exactly how many game developers were left on doorsteps given this trend in RPGs. The tutorial is a sufficiently gay festival where you compete in four competitions beating, casting, stealing, and shooting. You’re awarded a ‘Harvest Cup’ for playing through the entire thing, which you can immediately pawn off. You find yourself fleeing your once idyllic home with no understanding of why people want to kill you!

Along the way you accumulate NPC friends and battle the forces of evil, even if you’re evil. You follow a pretty set path and there are few side quests on the way. The game attempts to provide you with a Brady Bunch of NPCs who represent the full gambit of what you could possibly want rather than allowing you to choose. You really don’t get many doubles of any class, which means depending on what class you are you’ll have a pretty regular party layout and often have little reason to bring along the bard or druid.

The NPCs can all be set into Puppet Mode which will allow you to directly control them. This is necessary for any caster you have given AOE spells to, unless of course you set the difficulty to make your party members invulnerable to that. Most NPCs have their own little side stories, some which amount to a few dungeon crawls or world map encounters, a couple have actual impact. They are all also locked into whatever classes you got them as, which is a dumb choice given the expansive prestige class system and fun leveling.

The combat is very well done and suffers due to the horrid dungeon crawls you’re forced to endure. When you have a quest to go into a house it’s designed like a dungeon, this is the same for everything you’ll encounter in the game. Even trying to stop a truant from fucking goth guys in a crypt. As you’re stopped while you’re walking around you assume it will be a short side quest, however it turns out that the particular crypt stretches the length of Neverwinter. Most dungeons are littered with traps that spring infinity times and don’t get revealed until you’re right on them. You can get a feat that makes your guys normal speed in search mode, but unless you put it on your main character there is no assurance you’ll need whomever you have it placed on. Since elves get that ability default, it’s worth playing one because even with no skill he’ll still reveal most traps.

Chapters

The first chapter plays with you as a ghetto ass punk, and somewhere after that you find yourself living large in a Keep. There are some neat things you can pick in customizing your keep, which really don’t seem to pan out successfully. At a point you need to defend the keep from a pretty giant invasion force. The game manages to be very awesome at points, only if you have the thick skin required to get through some of the more obscene parts.

Lots of problems!



You cannot take "The Portrait of Ron Jeremy" with you.

However, your characters are going to look GREAT dying and through the reloads. The customization is pretty sweet, and allows for enough variety in facial design to keep you happy. All the armor looks pretty good; however, some limited customization would be nice. The races are faithful to the D&D Monster Manual, which causes some pretty idiotic cut scenes if you pick a halfling. My first character was a Half-Elf bard that turned into a Duelist, and he looked exactly like the kind of slime I wanted him to be. He played sort of like a fragile critical hit machine, which was pretty neat. I tried a half-orc Ranger / Assassin that got boring after the 400th dialog opportunity he missed and I’m currently working a Bard / Arcane Archer so I don’t have to fail a million diplomacy checks in the expansion.

Some of the end encounters are incredibly tough, especially if you went with a cool character build that’s not too ready to handle every situation. I ended up cheating on the final boss, but they had a very cool idea for the final fight, which would have been wonderful if they scaled his hit points back by a few thousand. I used god mode. My major problem was that the battle uses ALL your characters, and therefore it was made harder. However, if you did not properly manage the obnoxious influence system, some characters would turn on you. How that will translate into the expansion is yet to be seen.

I really like the game, and the module definitely shines in some moments. Its biggest problem is that it essentially feels like it has been designed by a giant Planescape: Torment fan who just memorized the 3.5 handbook. I hope they break out of that in the expansion.

This part is a piece of shit.
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Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 1:23pm PDT NEW
    I bought 500 comic books in the mid-90s, and I'll be watching for any errors 8( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2007, 2:52pm PDT NEW
        You'll be in luck then because the whole article will probably be errors. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 3:03pm PDT NEW
            Also it will be about how comic books suck and are for GAYWADS. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                No errors so far :((((( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2007, 3:34pm PDT NEW
                    I hope the X-Men can explain all their powers to me while shits flying around ag NT by Grumah 06/14/2007, 3:36pm PDT NEW
                        That probably is one of their powers, to carefully speak 10 paragraphs while fig NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                            You can blame Chris Claremont and editors in the 80s/90s for that NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/14/2007, 4:06pm PDT NEW
                                Who was that FAGGOT artist who drew Captain America with giant tits? NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                                    Rob Liefeld? by FABIO 06/14/2007, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                                        Yes. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 4:19pm PDT NEW
                                            horay for this? by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 2:24pm PDT NEW
                                                It's important to tell ourselves that terrorists hate America for no reason. by They're just crazy. 10/16/2007, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                                                    loony leftists hate anyone who isn't a loony leftist NT by loony-left-bot 10/16/2007, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                                                        Events have causes. NT by Loony Leftist! 10/16/2007, 3:16pm PDT NEW
                                                            The JEWS!!!!!!!! use Palestinian child blood to make their passover bread thing. NT by actual mideast belief, for real 10/16/2007, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                                                                Jesus will return on a white horse to bathe the middle east in blood by I can do this too. 10/16/2007, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Jesus will return on a white horse to bathe the middle east in blood by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                                                                        That reminds me to buy another "He ain't coming back to preach" t-shirt. by Worm 10/16/2007, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Id rather play wow than reply anymore to wromposts, thx NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:47pm PDT NEW
                                                                                You could just cancel your Caltrops sub until epic wrompost content is added. NT by Worm 10/16/2007, 6:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    I hate political arguments on caltrops by sock puppet-bot 10/16/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Really, do you know the religious breakdown of military personnel? by I shouldn't, really. 10/16/2007, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                            koba is a fukkkin MORMON, I know that NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                                thanks wromg by E. L. Koba 11/26/2007, 1:24pm PST NEW
                                                                                    When IS this article going up? Oh yeah it's not finished. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/26/2007, 5:47pm PST NEW
                                                                            Re: Really, do you know the religious breakdown of military personnel? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:47pm PDT NEW
                                                            making money is a process, not an event NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                                                    I think it pretty well boils down to "no reason," yeah. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 2:53pm PDT NEW
                                                        FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!! *fires an AK* NT by janenen garaflo 10/16/2007, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                                                    did someone claim terrorists don't have a reason for hating America? by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                                        That's funny, I thought it was because we were on their land. NT by Loony Leftist! 10/16/2007, 3:17pm PDT NEW
                                                            Embassies are just occupations in DISGUISE NT by troofer 10/16/2007, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by This isn't hard to understand. 10/16/2007, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Not all, just its two most prolific "contributors." NT by helpful tip 10/16/2007, 3:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                            thats what THE MAN wants you to beLIEve NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                            But you just said "all." I can get the court transcripts if you like, please re NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                                I also said "you'd think." by Don't cut BEFORE you read. 10/16/2007, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    a guy using like 50 different names in the author field accuses someone else of NT by sock puppet-bot 10/16/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        what are you trying to kid again see I happen to know who you are and when I cat NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                    all of caltrops, easily manipulated DUPAS NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:55pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: did someone claim terrorists don't have a reason for hating America? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                                            OOPS! NT by DIDN'T MEAN TO GO THERE 10/16/2007, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                                                    to this day people still didn't get how we made fun of them NT by the truth 02/19/2014, 12:41pm PST NEW
                                                        Destroyed their lives, ate their souls, couldn't wait to do it. NT by HE CALLS ME JOSEPH 02/19/2014, 1:29pm PST NEW
                                                "He looks like a really buff multicolored guy stripping off his black jumpsuit." NT by overheard at comic convention 10/16/2007, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                                                    According to a blog I read, he is actually Captain Puerto Rico by Jerry Whorebach 11/20/2007, 7:41am PST NEW
                                                I actually read this article just now. by Freakin' hilarious. 10/16/2007, 3:58pm PDT NEW
                                                    You mean the Michael MedDEAD one? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                                            http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/dork4/default.php NT by Grumah 03/06/2008, 1:39pm PST NEW
                                                Okay hm. :( by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/06/2008, 2:36pm PST NEW
                                And all the characters talk like they are half-hatched inhuman mongoloids incapa NT by Grumah 06/14/2007, 5:26pm PDT NEW
                                    If bdr were here he would say that this post is ironic. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 5:38pm PDT NEW
    I think this AIM log should show the direction this article will go in. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 5:44pm PDT NEW
        This would look better if I had photoshop installed again. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 6:16pm PDT NEW
            Kered's photoSHORP. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: Kered's photoSHORP. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:38am PDT NEW
                    NO NO NO YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER by Kered "11 YEARS OLD" Worgdance 06/15/2007, 11:42am PDT NEW
                        Not if it's not a link. O_O by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:42am PDT NEW
        Re: I think this AIM log should show the direction this article will go in. by FABIO 06/14/2007, 6:28pm PDT NEW
            Then the whole universe is going to die. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 6:31pm PDT NEW
            Great, now I want to start watching that again. NT by Worm 06/14/2007, 6:48pm PDT NEW
                Just in case you were wondering how wrom would shit up this thread, now you know NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                    Was it a critical hit? by Worm 06/14/2007, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Was it a critical hit? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 7:34pm PDT NEW
                            Where you seethe, I guess I laugh. by Worm 06/14/2007, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                                This post doesn't REALLY make much sense(!!!!!). NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                                    It's funny because it's bad. NT by Worm 06/14/2007, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                                        At least these dupas are leaving their posts NT. by Siskel and Ebert 06/15/2007, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                            The only responses from worm I want to see are that he's going to kill himself. by Kim Mitchell 06/15/2007, 11:52am PDT NEW
                                                The next best alternative. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:56am PDT NEW
                                                    By the way, it's the 2 year anniversary of sasy. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                                        Maybe instead of dwelling on the negative with sasy I should think of good times by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                                                            Let's try to concentrate only on the whores that sasy likes instead of hates. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 12:16pm PDT NEW
                                                KIM HUH? HEY HONEY, WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON? WANT TO COME OVER TO MY CREEPY B NT by wrolm 06/15/2007, 11:57am PDT NEW
                                                    I am beside myself because of the public support for creaks! by Worm 06/15/2007, 12:42pm PDT NEW
                                                        WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! *firing into the ceiling, brbrbryu, brbryu* NT by Worm 06/15/2007, 1:02pm PDT NEW
                                                        Seeing Wrom enter a thread is like watching TNG and Wesley Crusher walks in. NT by Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterp 06/15/2007, 1:04pm PDT NEW
                                                        LOOK AT THAT WORM GO, WHO SAYS THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES by Slurms MacKenzie 06/15/2007, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                                                        Oh, look. BDR came back. NT by I need clarification 06/15/2007, 1:17pm PDT NEW
                                                            Post isn't nearly long enough for bdr. O_O by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                                                                Me! NT by Worm Alignment Change: Chaotic + 06/15/2007, 1:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You mean me. NT by Worm Alignment Change: Lonely +++ 06/15/2007, 2:26pm PDT NEW
                                                                        I like the sound of this. NT by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                Not long enough, or even unintentionally funny. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 2:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                    By the way, that NWN2 thing is totally unreadable. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 2:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                        PSH, who's BDRing now? NT by Worm 06/15/2007, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Also only two complaints? by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                                That's because no one else has read it yet. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 4:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Yeah, two complaints from one person is good! by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Re: Yeah, two complaints from one person is good! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Basement: CHECK Wrom's Old HL2 review: CHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKC by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                bdr approximation: 50% NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Can you do a picture of my face half BDR and half sko pigpen? NT by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        I only have one complaint. by Motherhead 06/15/2007, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            haha touche! by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 7:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                My response to almost everything is to be like "ha ha that stings yes sir." by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Alright? by Worm Chaotic Lovely Ranger 06/15/2007, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        You mean, the website? No, caltrops isn't gone. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                                    Less whiny bitch Jhoh, more funny (bitch) Jhoh. Thanks. NT by laudablepuss 06/14/2007, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                        laubadle takes some time off from jacking to the nwn2 review NT by Grumah 06/15/2007, 12:13am PDT NEW
                                        Let me know when any whining is detected thanks. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 9:38am PDT NEW
                                            I just did. You're welcome. NT by laudablepuss 06/15/2007, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                                                Let me know when you are correct at some point (I won't hold my breath). NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 4:54pm PDT NEW
                                                    Should I let you know this stuff? Okay, I'll let you know. You'll know when I by laudablepuss 06/15/2007, 7:25pm PDT NEW
                                        They (wrom, laudbl) don't really know even what they're talking about. by Ozzy 06/15/2007, 11:43am PDT NEW
    WHERE IN HOSTESS CUPCAKES IS MY CAP'N AMERICA'S TWINKIES ARTICLE? NT by The Ever-Lovin' THING 06/15/2007, 8:15pm PDT NEW
        I think on seanbaby.com NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 9:16pm PDT NEW
            I WAS SPEAKIN' EUPHEMISTICALLY, BUB! I WANNA KNOW ABOUT CAP'S DIRTY PILLOWS. NT by The Ever-Lovin' THING 06/15/2007, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                Oh. Well the article has to be written first. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 10:34pm PDT NEW
    Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (maybe a draft?) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/16/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
        Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 2) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/16/2007, 6:42pm PDT NEW
            Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/16/2007, 6:50pm PDT NEW
                Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 4) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 2:43am PDT NEW
                    Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 4) by Entropy Stew 06/17/2007, 3:30am PDT NEW
                        TELL ME THIS SECRET LORD OF BUTTS NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 4:45am PDT NEW
                    Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 5) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 7:54am PDT NEW
                        gotta add super secret spy lady cunt (cant remember what it was called but she w NT by Grumah 06/19/2007, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                            That's the one I was trying to remember too. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 11:29pm PDT NEW
                                (danger girl) and she was a total fuckin whore like these other skank ass whores NT by Grumah 06/23/2007, 10:52am PDT NEW
                                    Yes that is it. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 11:02am PDT NEW
                Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Zseni 06/17/2007, 7:52am PDT NEW
                    This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 8:10am PDT NEW
                        Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Zseni 06/17/2007, 8:20am PDT NEW
                            Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 8:23am PDT NEW
                                Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Zseni 06/17/2007, 4:23pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                            Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Flabby-o 06/17/2007, 10:54am PDT NEW
                                Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Zseni 06/17/2007, 4:23pm PDT NEW
                                    Also I had a shot at normal humanity, but I blew it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                                        Psh, she probably just pasted it somewhere that counted the words for her. by Worm 06/17/2007, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                                            Wow you think? Thanks wrom. NT by Zseni 06/17/2007, 10:42pm PDT NEW
                                                If by Ray of Light 06/18/2007, 1:55am PDT NEW
                                                    I think that review turned out pretty well. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/18/2007, 6:58am PDT NEW
                    Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Quentin Beck 06/17/2007, 3:21pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Zseni 06/17/2007, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                            Hey! by Quentin Beck 06/17/2007, 8:50pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Quentin Beck 06/17/2007, 10:54pm PDT NEW
                    zsneni is a stupid fuckkking cunt with no dick or balls NT by Grumah 06/18/2007, 1:33am PDT NEW
                        But in fairness, creex *is* going off the rails these days NT by from sperm poisoning 06/19/2007, 12:34pm PDT NEW
                            On a crazy train. *shreds hard on a guitar, blowing out your monocle* NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                                Toot toot! NT by The Failure Express 06/19/2007, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                                THIS CREEX PERSON ***HAS*** CHANGED TOO MUCH by CREEX USED-TO-LOVER 06/19/2007, 12:50pm PDT NEW
                                    I dont like change, I like carbon copies of the same shit I laughed at a decade NT by Grumah 06/19/2007, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                        But with a vagina of sorts NT by (You'll never see one!) 06/20/2007, 2:47pm PDT NEW
    Has anyone started talking about Valiant comics yet? Let me know. NT by Griefer Sutherland 06/19/2007, 10:34pm PDT NEW
        Prince Valiant? No I didn't read any of those. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 11:31pm PDT NEW
        I bought the first issue of Valiant's '93 Turok: Dinosaur Hunter run by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 1:02am PDT NEW
    This entire thread is rubbish. NT by Grow up. 06/20/2007, 12:30am PDT NEW
        No. NT by No. 06/20/2007, 12:56am PDT NEW
    This thread made me nostalgic. by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 1:46am PDT NEW
        I'll play this game! by Fussbett 06/20/2007, 2:50am PDT NEW
            Re: I'll play this game! by McMoo 06/20/2007, 12:55pm PDT NEW
                Re: I'll play this game! by laudablepuss 06/21/2007, 3:55am PDT NEW
        That yellow claw by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/20/2007, 3:18am PDT NEW
            Re: That yellow claw by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/20/2007, 12:41pm PDT NEW
        THEY'RE GONNA HAVE GAY SEX WITH SPIDERMAN by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/20/2007, 4:03am PDT NEW
    Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review by the truth 02/19/2014, 12:15pm PST NEW
 
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