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by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 9:48am PDT |
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A korn fan circa 1997, or wrom?
Someone's dad made some bad fuckups and payed for it with his life.
Worm thinks the irony was lost on him. Worm thinks it hadn't occurred to Kim what he did for a living, didn't catalog every single device that would have got him out of there in agonizing detail while crawling on his hands and knees, for days. Fucking days, Worm. You couldn't even clean your basement, you lazy shit-stain. It doesn't surprise me you can't relate to what that guy endured before he died.
Instead you scan the event with the shrewd eye of a keen, calibrated precision tuned observation machine: "GRULFG!?! He's a TECH EDITOR with no GPS or CELL PHONE?!?!? LOLS!!!" I'M MAKING A NECKLESS OUT OF TEETH, TEE HEE OH MY HOO BOY EDGY LIKE SCAT PORN AND DONKEY PUNCH CRETIN THAT I AM" You're every the bad sketch comedy internet mongoloid stereotype. And then snickering at how stupid the guy was for being not staying with the car, you know, to passively watch his family suffer for his mistakes. There should be a special kind of stomach cancer for you, Worm.
I never even heard of the fucking guy until all this shit happened, Worm, and the truth is I don't give a fuck about him. But that guy was actually good for something. You? No. You're just a piece of shit, Worm.
Haha his edgy like scat porn and donkey punch cretin.......... that he is.
It should be pretty evident to everyone on this entire website by now what it is like to actually be in the presence (even the internet kind) of one of those creepy guys who is addicted to scat freak shock sites and goes around sending people blink links to pictures of decapitated children that he jerks off to in the moldy basement where the stench of water vapor hangs in the air. You might imagine well perhaps they come to terms with what creeps they are and would know what other people would think of them, so they'd try to keep that shit hidden from the public lest they would have to go into hiding (like sasy will be soon, she's apparently moving to Australia to wipe her slate clean, it'll be like she's never done anything wrong). But the sad truth is that most of them think that other people will see them as cool for being into that, and try to insist that other people should like it as much as they do, in the exact same way that most animoo fans will become infuriated and incredulous when you tell them that anime really isn't as good as they think it is, and no matter how much of a guilty pleasure it is you just naturally have to get tired of sitting through a half hour of still frames of people talking about the nature of existence blah blah blah while waiting for some underage schoolgirls to get their clothes torn off and raped which only happens once every 5 episodes. You can't really sit through all that and think, hey it's a guilty pleasure, and still muster up the strength to keep doing it for different anime shows, you just have to come to the conclusion that this anime shit is garbage and no amount of short scenes of violence or nudity will change how much time you have to waste to get through it.
Unless you are laudablepuss or zensy I guess.
Oh yeah another really sad and funny wromsian moment of having no life is that he would basically stalk my livejournal, and if I would post some link to someone's livejounal about how they made some dumb post or someone posted about porject meegin 2 or AMH or something, and I would just sort of appreciate it as it was, sure enough the next day there would be a post by jbernoski with something that was completely pointless. It would be something so incredibly unfunny and stupid that it would actually ruin the whole thing, so if it was someone saying that AMH was being very offensive or SOMETIMES IT'S FUNNY BUT IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF TROOOOOOOLLING or whatever the fuck someone would get serious business about, wrom would come in and post some fragments of sentences jammed together in a weird clumsy attempt at a joke that would just be really shitty, and then suddenly the whole thing where me and Mewlranduh (evil puppet master) were laughing about some livejournal fag would be totally ruined and shit all over by wrom making a necklace of teeth. I think this negates the whole "well he really makes better posts on qt3." As if that was hard. |
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Article Template by Worm 06/21/2007, 2:53pm PDT 
Good, now someone else make one so it can be taken seriously. NT by THE DANE TRAIN 06/22/2007, 4:14am PDT
It's something robb sent me. by Worm 06/22/2007, 12:32pm PDT
See I contribute more than posts that might as well be blank. NT by Worm, shitty poster 06/22/2007, 4:15am PDT
Woah, it sounds like someone is bitching about me! by Worm 06/22/2007, 12:39pm PDT
HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL NT by Worm 06/22/2007, 1:05pm PDT
A message, from the past? by Worm 06/22/2007, 1:06pm PDT
Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/22/2007, 1:47pm PDT
Your posts are all totally godawful shitty worthless. NT by a message from the past 06/22/2007, 1:52pm PDT
Yeah, here's another! by Worm 06/22/2007, 10:10pm PDT
Seriously someone else post a link to a clapstro review/article template. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 2:49pm PDT
Also, bdr, kthr, and wrom are like 3 of the only people who still think that sas by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 3:18pm PDT
You wrote all that stuff, also what all this about the caltrops frontpage ha ha NT by wrom automatic reply telegraphing 06/22/2007, 3:34pm PDT
I was sassy. I was also BDR. NT by Zseni 06/22/2007, 3:52pm PDT
HA HA GOOD ONE by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:03pm PDT
Sometimes I post as Jhoh. NT by Zseni 06/22/2007, 4:13pm PDT
Hey I get it, you're pretending you're posting as everyone! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:19pm PDT
You can tell which Jhoh posts are me because they are not particularly good. by Zseni 06/22/2007, 6:34pm PDT
Actually, I can tell which posts are yours. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 3:28am PDT
PS: a sasy equivalent died recently. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:08pm PDT
Also extra PS. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:24pm PDT
Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/22/2007, 10:14pm PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 3:34am PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/23/2007, 9:56am PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:17am PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:31am PDT
*hey if NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:35am PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:39am PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:41am PDT
Anyone else find wrom's posts remind them of anakin skywalker or daxflame? NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 5:55am PDT
I don't have a myspace account, can you post the bloated pink head pic(s) here? NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2007, 6:20am PDT
Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 9:48am PDT
Woah he uploaded them. by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:03am PDT
Re: Woah he uploaded them. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:24am PDT
You're endorsing that part of the metaphor? by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:33am PDT
HEY, YOU POSTED MY PICTURES, IBID ETC. NT by wrom response boiler 06/23/2007, 12:38pm PDT
You forget the implied "and it's pretty retarded" after "you posted my pictures" by Worm 06/23/2007, 12:47pm PDT
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 10:06am PDT
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:19am PDT
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 10:23am PDT
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:24am PDT
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 10:26am PDT
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:31am PDT
You're playing THE JHOH DISMISSIVE NON SEQUITUR GAME! by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 1:21pm PDT
TOTALLY! ALSO: FAG! NT NT by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 5:27pm PDT
:O NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2007, 10:14am PDT
:\ NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:36am PDT
Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/23/2007, 10:40am PDT
:/ NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:42am PDT
I can't tell -- did you say I like anime? by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 1:18pm PDT
That's funny. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 1:35pm PDT
laudable laments the chance I had at humanity (hm yes very tragic). by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 2:36pm PDT
Now it's like double whammy ultra super extreme mega deluxe tragic. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 3:02pm PDT
Shocking. NT by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 3:45pm PDT
Re: laudable laments the chance I had at humanity (hm yes very tragic). by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 3:50pm PDT
Re: laudable laments the chance I had at humanity (hm yes very tragic). by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 4:31pm PDT
The deeper meaning: you're obsessive and retarded. NT by bink 06/27/2007, 8:16am PDT
Yeesh, holy shit by I need clarification 06/23/2007, 3:44pm PDT
Oh yeah. You can see the bruises manifesting this very moment. by Worm 06/23/2007, 3:52pm PDT
Again, my only (typically worthless) response is some lame sarcasm. NT by wrom 06/23/2007, 4:30pm PDT
Especially worthless when held up to the colorful comparisons to BDR. by Worm 06/23/2007, 4:48pm PDT
Look at all the retroactive classification going on NT by I need clarification 06/23/2007, 6:07pm PDT
It's probably the thing that's really ruining caltrops. NT by I need retroactive classification 06/23/2007, 6:11pm PDT
Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/23/2007, 6:16pm PDT
;) NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 6:16pm PDT
Your posts are consistently worthless but go ahead and shrug it off. NT by wrom'shrug, the wrom shrugger 06/24/2007, 6:26am PDT
I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Worm 06/24/2007, 8:51am PDT
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by diaper furfag patrol 06/24/2007, 10:52am PDT
See! I got serious for just a second there and *SWOOP* here come the vultures. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 10:56am PDT
*SWOOP* hope you get a special kind of stomach cancer! *SWOOP* NT by wrom'swoop, the wrom swooper 06/24/2007, 11:01am PDT
Well, I won't. by Worm 06/24/2007, 11:06am PDT
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 11:26am PDT
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Worm 06/24/2007, 12:28pm PDT
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 1:18pm PDT
Oh yeah another example of wrom stalking me. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 4:43pm PDT
Can we get some logs from those five other IM names I used? by Worm 06/23/2007, 4:50pm PDT
Apparently it was some other guy, oh well. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 4:53pm PDT
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEND, IT DOESNT REALLYYYYYYYYYYY MATTEEEEEEEEER NT by I've tried so hard =( 06/23/2007, 5:41pm PDT
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:12pm PDT
Awesome. This is what it should have started with. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:17pm PDT
Re: Awesome. This is what it should have started with. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 6:20pm PDT
I was accused of trying to "take down the old guard" multiple times. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:22pm PDT
I guess replying to every post within 5 seconds can make you lose track of time. NT by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/24/2007, 6:24pm PDT
I'm just sad that things are going to stop being about me in awhile. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:26pm PDT
Re: I was accused of trying to "take down the old guard" multiple times. by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:27pm PDT
Good, cuz I wasn't trying to take it down. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:33pm PDT
Clearasil motherfucker! by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:37pm PDT
Fuck, I'm in a cred deficit. A Credficit. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:43pm PDT
Diaries of a manchild with less than nothing. by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:53pm PDT
Hatred is a really negative thing NT by wrom'plat, the wrom platitude 06/24/2007, 7:22pm PDT
That is what happens when you never make a post worth reading. by wrom'shrug, the wrom shrugger 06/24/2007, 7:32pm PDT
I really was replying so much before jhoh started bitching about my review? by Worm 06/24/2007, 7:38pm PDT
And hey, also! by wrom'shrug, the wrom shrugger 06/24/2007, 7:50pm PDT
That was concise, and honest. by Worm 06/24/2007, 9:53pm PDT
Re: And hey, also! by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 2:29am PDT
Well, that's bullshit. by Worm 06/25/2007, 6:23am PDT
wrom, the arbiter of readable and unreadable. Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/25/2007, 1:29pm PDT
This post is the most concentratedly delusional post since bdr left. NT by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/25/2007, 1:35pm PDT
Yes, worm, they TROLLED you into writing shitty post after shitty post NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 1:44pm PDT
er, I mean in this instance. by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:19pm PDT
*classify NT by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:24pm PDT
Re: er, I mean in this instance. by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 2:42pm PDT
Yeah, saying this is worming out, is akin to saying moth hurricane. NT by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:50pm PDT
Come back to me once you get basic causality nailed down NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 3:36pm PDT
Re: Well, that's bullshit. by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/25/2007, 2:40pm PDT
Haha, bdr slammed that review already! by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:52pm PDT
Re: Good, cuz I wasn't trying to take it down. by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/24/2007, 7:10pm PDT
you're the one that's crazy :( NT by just one pepsi 06/24/2007, 7:17pm PDT
Now all this template needs is a picture of a gory child death sequence NT by Worm 06/22/2007, 6:51pm PDT
list of posters by quality by wrom'rate, the wrom rater 06/24/2007, 3:38pm PDT
I'm happy with that. by Worm 06/24/2007, 3:46pm PDT
Clean yourself up; your BDR is showing NT by wrom'admonish, the wrom admonisher 06/24/2007, 3:58pm PDT
Re: I'm happy with that. by wrom'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 4:00pm PDT
Re: I'm happy with that. by wrom\'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 4:04pm PDT
Re: I'm happy with that. by laudablepuss 06/25/2007, 2:16am PDT
Take it easy buddy, you're not that bad by wrom'encourage, the wrom encourager 06/24/2007, 4:04pm PDT
Just kidding, I hope you get legionnaires and die hacking up blood NT by wrom'betray, the betrayer of wroms 06/24/2007, 4:05pm PDT
TOO SOON....YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, WROM'BETRAYER NT by wrom'destroyer, the wrom destroyer 06/24/2007, 4:14pm PDT
A list of all the NOT totally worthless posts wrom has made on caltrops by wrom'count, the wrom counter 06/24/2007, 3:58pm PDT
Geez. Why didn't I get this kind of response ever before? by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:16pm PDT
NO PLEASE YOU MUST STOP THIS!!!!!!!! by wrom'plead, the wrom pleader 06/24/2007, 4:25pm PDT
Fuck, delusionally BDRing it up here. by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:32pm PDT
Looks like a fish....... *sunglasses* caught the wrom. 8( YAAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:46pm PDT
GODDAMNIT NT by the early bird 06/24/2007, 4:48pm PDT
So it looks like we have a wrom who started the weekend big man on campus....... by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:50pm PDT
DEAD(of a special kind of stomach cancer)------> NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:51pm PDT
No. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 4:44pm PDT
Yes. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:46pm PDT
You suck. NT by Troll 06/24/2007, 4:51pm PDT
Looks like the injustice........ *sunglasses* stood up to wrom. 8( YAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:52pm PDT
You're already dead of a special kind of stomach cancer, bruthar! *gun* NT by wrom 06/24/2007, 4:53pm PDT
*blam* ......................Join the club. 8( YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:54pm PDT
We're all Left 4 Sped here. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:57pm PDT
Looks like wrom........... *sunglasses* made another shitty post. 8( YAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:58pm PDT
excellent zing sir!!!! well played!!!!!! you are WINNING!!!!!!!!!! NT by wrom'toad, the wrom toady 06/24/2007, 4:58pm PDT
psh, I've already said as much. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:03pm PDT
HE'S BEGINNING TO BELIEVE ;-; by wrom'believe, the wrom believer 06/24/2007, 5:05pm PDT
QUICK NOW TIE IT TO VENTRILO HARRASSMENT! by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:12pm PDT
Yes. by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:54pm PDT
HE'S GOING AFTER THE MUTHAFUCKIN MAN (WIKITA WIKA HELL YEAH) by wrom'justice, the wrom justicer 06/24/2007, 5:02pm PDT
No, I just post on a website and jhoh and kered deride. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:04pm PDT
So Kered and I deride this website? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 5:07pm PDT
Point, Jhoh? by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:11pm PDT
Wait maybe I figured it out. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 5:12pm PDT
*derides you* NT by wrom'deride, the wrom derider 06/24/2007, 5:08pm PDT
That's what I meant! Deride me, not the site. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:14pm PDT
No one was deriding the site. You are a scat freak gore porn idiot. NT by wrom'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 5:16pm PDT
Re: No one was deriding the site. You are a scat freak gore porn idiot. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:18pm PDT
Re: No one was deriding the site. You are a scat freak gore porn idiot. by wrom'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 5:21pm PDT
Why do you have to say so few hurtful things over and over and over and over? NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:24pm PDT
Yes I have tried telling them they repeat themselves. by bdrrrrrrrrrrrrg 06/24/2007, 5:29pm PDT
I know! What dicks. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:33pm PDT
I was completing my NT up there "jhoh and kered deride me". It's who gets deride NT by d. Worm 06/24/2007, 5:21pm PDT
WHEN YOU INSULT THE WROM, YOU INSULT THE ENTIRE SITE, I AM CALTROPS *FIRES ENERG NT by wrom'caltrops, THE TRUE FORM O BOTH 06/24/2007, 5:23pm PDT
Nope. Just was refering to myself not the site. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:25pm PDT
Yes wrom posts so coherently, it is crazy that anyone would misunderstand him. by wrom'caltrops, THE TRUE FORM O BOT 06/24/2007, 5:27pm PDT
I'd be correcting myself if I said they deride the site! by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:30pm PDT
No you said they deride the site. You're stupid. NT by bdrrrrrrrrrrrrg 06/24/2007, 5:31pm PDT
Did not. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:33pm PDT
Quite interesting really. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:05pm PDT
Well, yeah. We're all losers. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:08pm PDT
And in the loser business, spazz kills. O____O NT by wrom\'plat, the wrom platitude 06/24/2007, 5:11pm PDT
I'd put bink above him :( NT by Grumah 06/25/2007, 5:40am PDT
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