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by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/25/2007, 2:40pm PDT |
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Worm wrote:
The posts of amazing content which lead us here "ur fukn hl2 review sucked fag"
Your whole post here is a moldy garbage coating on a basement floor of complete shit, but let's just pick this part right here so we can state here for the record: your Half-Life 2 review is probably one of the worst reviews posted here, and THE worst thing ever written about HL2, ever.
Really, let's look. Let's do this.
There are three stages of any game.
AFTERGLOW:
Okay, lets do this.
You didn't even need to write this. First off, there are not three stages of any game, and if there were one of them would not be afterglow, you would not start a review with this piece of shit observation, and then you DEFINITELY shouldn't follow it up with "okay, let's do this." You are basically telling people, "don't read the rest of this, it will definitely be as unreadable, incoherent, and stupid as the first 3 lines here." Anyone with a functioning brain can tell after these first 3 lines that you are just gearing up to waste everyone's time. "Let's do this" is now synonymous to me with "here comes a fuckin unreadable piece of shit by a moron."
It has a physics engine. That is to say the game uses physics, If you throw wood into water it floats, if you throat a brick in there, it won't float. Now buckets won't fill with water, but soldiers will roll up the "hood" of your "car" and over your "windshield area". It has a physics engine.
Okay, we're in the first real paragraph. You repeat that the game has a physics engine twice, but you don't really say anything about it in the game. You even point out that you can't fill buckets with water. None of these things need to be said. You could get the exact same point across by just leaving a big blank space, no typing or reading required.
Now you can't use anything as a weapon ala Trespasser, you cannot use things to distract people like Garret. Though you can pick anything up and throw it. Now throwing that stuff doesn't do damage like in Farcry.
This is terrible. Not only are you comparing HL2 to Trespasser and almost whining about how HL2 can't do this and that with its physics (as if anyone cares, which they didn't), but then you go and get an incredibly simple thing wrong about how you can't do damage by throwing objects, and use Farcry as an example of a game where you can throw things to do damage. You not only CAN'T pick up and throw items in Farcry, but you CAN fire objects at enemies in HL2 to damage them. So why the fuck did you even write any of this shit? The fact that you can't get basic concepts of the game correct, and you think you are going to write the review on HL2, is offensive to anyone who actually likes video games and HL2 at all. The first paragraph in you prove you aren't even competent enough to judge a pie eating contest.
The physics engine is perfect as far as I'm concerned. I can understand not doing a Trespasser type thing because picking up a decent long object was like super powered. This physics engine that the game has is perfect.
You contradict yourself here, and even repeat it a second time. At this point your review enters a hoary netherworld of unreadable mishmashing incorrect statements and contradictions, along with childlike observations and misspellings.
Unprecedented 7/10
I don't even know what the hell this is referring to, the previous paragraph leading up to this is a giant misshapen monster of incoherent bullshit where you say "physics engine" about 90 more times and something about how the facial animations have something to do with the game dialog.
Many of the things are really for people who've played the first one, though even in inaction the game is very enjoyable, albeit, breif.
This is a thought that does not ever need to be perceived by other people. You should've typed it, looked at it for a few seconds, then selected it and hit backspace.
AFTER THE AFTERGLOW
Okay, let's boil this down.
At this point it's gone beyond even unreadable and incoherent into purely psychotic. The "three stages" becomes 5 somehow. You don't even know enough about the game to be qualified to write anything about it, even on a non professional website full of forum readers, and all the replies seem to mirror that point of view. The only person who tried to give it a chance was bdr, who tried editing it, and then you threw a piss fit (which probably involved you drinking your own piss) and even suggested that there were still only supposedly 3 stages when you clearly made 5, and he said fuck you. So bdr actually has an advantage over wrom, bdr knew how to count to 5.
Your only reply to people amounts to the same nothingness you post here, that when people say your posts suck, you just pretend, "hey I agree!" and act like BECAUSE you agree with them then no one should have any problem. INC's reply to the thread is a nice sum up of why people DO have a problem.
Worm, don't listen to him. You absolutely you should take everything in this thread personally. You wrote the horrible review. It's got your (ridiculous screen)name in the author field. It's a reflection of you and how stupid you are. If you're not going to take it personally, who will? This review and the immediate (and, I hope, long-continuing) reactions to it should convince you that you are hopelessly inept as a writer and thinker. Your boring posting and IM skills have somehow merged into an even worse writing style.
And this was in 2004. It's 2007. What has chanced? Not a damn thing. No one even gives a shit if the fact that you are such a scat punch moron means that you won't stop posting here. That won't stop people from telling you that your posts are terrible because you are a fucking scat freak donkey punch cretin.
This is also why the Neverwinter Nights 2 review should come down off the front page. It is a fucking disaster of unreadable unfunny scat moron garbage from a dipshit that no one has read. Shit, I actually tried to read the NWN2 review, just BECAUSE it's on the front page. I got halfway through and sadly thought that anyone coming to the site and clicking on the top review is going to read part of it, realize that it's fucking garbage and incoherent bullshit that amounts to a big pile of empty space, and assume that about the rest of the Caltrops reviews, or even become biased and think that if we put that kind of fucking stupid shit up on for a review then the other reviews and articles must suck, and then some dick will see the HL2 mod preview articles and think well this CAN'T be funny if they think that NWN2 review was good too. And that's going to be all wrom's fault. |
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Article Template by Worm 06/21/2007, 2:53pm PDT 
Good, now someone else make one so it can be taken seriously. NT by THE DANE TRAIN 06/22/2007, 4:14am PDT 
It's something robb sent me. by Worm 06/22/2007, 12:32pm PDT 
See I contribute more than posts that might as well be blank. NT by Worm, shitty poster 06/22/2007, 4:15am PDT 
Woah, it sounds like someone is bitching about me! by Worm 06/22/2007, 12:39pm PDT 
HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL2HL NT by Worm 06/22/2007, 1:05pm PDT 
A message, from the past? by Worm 06/22/2007, 1:06pm PDT 
Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/22/2007, 1:47pm PDT 
Your posts are all totally godawful shitty worthless. NT by a message from the past 06/22/2007, 1:52pm PDT 
Yeah, here's another! by Worm 06/22/2007, 10:10pm PDT 
Seriously someone else post a link to a clapstro review/article template. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 2:49pm PDT 
Also, bdr, kthr, and wrom are like 3 of the only people who still think that sas by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 3:18pm PDT 
You wrote all that stuff, also what all this about the caltrops frontpage ha ha NT by wrom automatic reply telegraphing 06/22/2007, 3:34pm PDT 
I was sassy. I was also BDR. NT by Zseni 06/22/2007, 3:52pm PDT 
HA HA GOOD ONE by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:03pm PDT 
Sometimes I post as Jhoh. NT by Zseni 06/22/2007, 4:13pm PDT 
Hey I get it, you're pretending you're posting as everyone! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:19pm PDT 
You can tell which Jhoh posts are me because they are not particularly good. by Zseni 06/22/2007, 6:34pm PDT 
Actually, I can tell which posts are yours. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 3:28am PDT 
PS: a sasy equivalent died recently. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:08pm PDT 
Also extra PS. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/22/2007, 4:24pm PDT 
Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/22/2007, 10:14pm PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 3:34am PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/23/2007, 9:56am PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:17am PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:31am PDT 
*hey if NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:35am PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:39am PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:41am PDT 
Anyone else find wrom's posts remind them of anakin skywalker or daxflame? NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 5:55am PDT 
I don't have a myspace account, can you post the bloated pink head pic(s) here? NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2007, 6:20am PDT 
Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 9:48am PDT 
Woah he uploaded them. by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:03am PDT 
Re: Woah he uploaded them. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:24am PDT 
You're endorsing that part of the metaphor? by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:33am PDT 
HEY, YOU POSTED MY PICTURES, IBID ETC. NT by wrom response boiler 06/23/2007, 12:38pm PDT 
You forget the implied "and it's pretty retarded" after "you posted my pictures" by Worm 06/23/2007, 12:47pm PDT 
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 10:06am PDT 
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:19am PDT 
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 10:23am PDT 
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:24am PDT 
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 10:26am PDT 
Re: Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 10:31am PDT 
You're playing THE JHOH DISMISSIVE NON SEQUITUR GAME! by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 1:21pm PDT 
TOTALLY! ALSO: FAG! NT NT by Impurrtial observitude 06/23/2007, 5:27pm PDT 
:O NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2007, 10:14am PDT 
:\ NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:36am PDT 
Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/23/2007, 10:40am PDT 
:/ NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 10:42am PDT 
I can't tell -- did you say I like anime? by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 1:18pm PDT 
That's funny. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 1:35pm PDT 
laudable laments the chance I had at humanity (hm yes very tragic). by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 2:36pm PDT 
Now it's like double whammy ultra super extreme mega deluxe tragic. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 3:02pm PDT 
Shocking. NT by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 3:45pm PDT 
Re: laudable laments the chance I had at humanity (hm yes very tragic). by laudablepuss 06/23/2007, 3:50pm PDT 
Re: laudable laments the chance I had at humanity (hm yes very tragic). by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 4:31pm PDT 
The deeper meaning: you're obsessive and retarded. NT by bink 06/27/2007, 8:16am PDT 
Yeesh, holy shit by I need clarification 06/23/2007, 3:44pm PDT 
Oh yeah. You can see the bruises manifesting this very moment. by Worm 06/23/2007, 3:52pm PDT 
Again, my only (typically worthless) response is some lame sarcasm. NT by wrom 06/23/2007, 4:30pm PDT 
Especially worthless when held up to the colorful comparisons to BDR. by Worm 06/23/2007, 4:48pm PDT 
Look at all the retroactive classification going on NT by I need clarification 06/23/2007, 6:07pm PDT 
It's probably the thing that's really ruining caltrops. NT by I need retroactive classification 06/23/2007, 6:11pm PDT 
Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/23/2007, 6:16pm PDT 
;) NT by Worm 06/23/2007, 6:16pm PDT 
Your posts are consistently worthless but go ahead and shrug it off. NT by wrom'shrug, the wrom shrugger 06/24/2007, 6:26am PDT 
I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Worm 06/24/2007, 8:51am PDT 
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by diaper furfag patrol 06/24/2007, 10:52am PDT 
See! I got serious for just a second there and *SWOOP* here come the vultures. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 10:56am PDT 
*SWOOP* hope you get a special kind of stomach cancer! *SWOOP* NT by wrom'swoop, the wrom swooper 06/24/2007, 11:01am PDT 
Well, I won't. by Worm 06/24/2007, 11:06am PDT 
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 11:26am PDT 
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Worm 06/24/2007, 12:28pm PDT 
Re: I can't be serious, I can't shrug things off. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 1:18pm PDT 
Oh yeah another example of wrom stalking me. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 4:43pm PDT 
Can we get some logs from those five other IM names I used? by Worm 06/23/2007, 4:50pm PDT 
Apparently it was some other guy, oh well. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 4:53pm PDT 
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEND, IT DOESNT REALLYYYYYYYYYYY MATTEEEEEEEEER NT by I've tried so hard =( 06/23/2007, 5:41pm PDT 
Re: Haha, linking to my myspace? by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:12pm PDT 
Awesome. This is what it should have started with. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:17pm PDT 
Re: Awesome. This is what it should have started with. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 6:20pm PDT 
I was accused of trying to "take down the old guard" multiple times. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:22pm PDT 
I guess replying to every post within 5 seconds can make you lose track of time. NT by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/24/2007, 6:24pm PDT 
I'm just sad that things are going to stop being about me in awhile. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:26pm PDT 
Re: I was accused of trying to "take down the old guard" multiple times. by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:27pm PDT 
Good, cuz I wasn't trying to take it down. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:33pm PDT 
Clearasil motherfucker! by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:37pm PDT 
Fuck, I'm in a cred deficit. A Credficit. by Worm 06/24/2007, 6:43pm PDT 
Diaries of a manchild with less than nothing. by God's Lonely Man 06/24/2007, 6:53pm PDT 
Hatred is a really negative thing NT by wrom'plat, the wrom platitude 06/24/2007, 7:22pm PDT 
That is what happens when you never make a post worth reading. by wrom'shrug, the wrom shrugger 06/24/2007, 7:32pm PDT 
I really was replying so much before jhoh started bitching about my review? by Worm 06/24/2007, 7:38pm PDT 
And hey, also! by wrom'shrug, the wrom shrugger 06/24/2007, 7:50pm PDT 
That was concise, and honest. by Worm 06/24/2007, 9:53pm PDT 
Re: And hey, also! by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 2:29am PDT 
Well, that's bullshit. by Worm 06/25/2007, 6:23am PDT 
wrom, the arbiter of readable and unreadable. Thanks wrom. NT by wrom'thank, the wrom thanker 06/25/2007, 1:29pm PDT 
This post is the most concentratedly delusional post since bdr left. NT by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/25/2007, 1:35pm PDT 
Yes, worm, they TROLLED you into writing shitty post after shitty post NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 1:44pm PDT 
er, I mean in this instance. by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:19pm PDT 
*classify NT by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:24pm PDT 
Re: er, I mean in this instance. by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 2:42pm PDT 
Yeah, saying this is worming out, is akin to saying moth hurricane. NT by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:50pm PDT 
Come back to me once you get basic causality nailed down NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2007, 3:36pm PDT 
Re: Well, that's bullshit. by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/25/2007, 2:40pm PDT 
Haha, bdr slammed that review already! by Worm 06/25/2007, 2:52pm PDT 
Re: Good, cuz I wasn't trying to take it down. by wrom'reply, the wrom replyer 06/24/2007, 7:10pm PDT 
you're the one that's crazy :( NT by just one pepsi 06/24/2007, 7:17pm PDT 
Now all this template needs is a picture of a gory child death sequence NT by Worm 06/22/2007, 6:51pm PDT 
list of posters by quality by wrom'rate, the wrom rater 06/24/2007, 3:38pm PDT 
I'm happy with that. by Worm 06/24/2007, 3:46pm PDT 
Clean yourself up; your BDR is showing NT by wrom'admonish, the wrom admonisher 06/24/2007, 3:58pm PDT 
Re: I'm happy with that. by wrom'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 4:00pm PDT 
Re: I'm happy with that. by wrom\'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 4:04pm PDT 
Re: I'm happy with that. by laudablepuss 06/25/2007, 2:16am PDT 
Take it easy buddy, you're not that bad by wrom'encourage, the wrom encourager 06/24/2007, 4:04pm PDT 
Just kidding, I hope you get legionnaires and die hacking up blood NT by wrom'betray, the betrayer of wroms 06/24/2007, 4:05pm PDT 
TOO SOON....YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, WROM'BETRAYER NT by wrom'destroyer, the wrom destroyer 06/24/2007, 4:14pm PDT 
A list of all the NOT totally worthless posts wrom has made on caltrops by wrom'count, the wrom counter 06/24/2007, 3:58pm PDT 
Geez. Why didn't I get this kind of response ever before? by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:16pm PDT 
NO PLEASE YOU MUST STOP THIS!!!!!!!! by wrom'plead, the wrom pleader 06/24/2007, 4:25pm PDT 
Fuck, delusionally BDRing it up here. by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:32pm PDT 
Looks like a fish....... *sunglasses* caught the wrom. 8( YAAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:46pm PDT 
GODDAMNIT NT by the early bird 06/24/2007, 4:48pm PDT 
So it looks like we have a wrom who started the weekend big man on campus....... by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:50pm PDT 
DEAD(of a special kind of stomach cancer)------> NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:51pm PDT 
No. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 4:44pm PDT 
Yes. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:46pm PDT 
You suck. NT by Troll 06/24/2007, 4:51pm PDT 
Looks like the injustice........ *sunglasses* stood up to wrom. 8( YAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:52pm PDT 
You're already dead of a special kind of stomach cancer, bruthar! *gun* NT by wrom 06/24/2007, 4:53pm PDT 
*blam* ......................Join the club. 8( YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:54pm PDT 
We're all Left 4 Sped here. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:57pm PDT 
Looks like wrom........... *sunglasses* made another shitty post. 8( YAAAAAAAAAA NT by David Caruso 06/24/2007, 4:58pm PDT 
excellent zing sir!!!! well played!!!!!! you are WINNING!!!!!!!!!! NT by wrom'toad, the wrom toady 06/24/2007, 4:58pm PDT 
psh, I've already said as much. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:03pm PDT 
HE'S BEGINNING TO BELIEVE ;-; by wrom'believe, the wrom believer 06/24/2007, 5:05pm PDT 
QUICK NOW TIE IT TO VENTRILO HARRASSMENT! by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:12pm PDT 
Yes. by Worm 06/24/2007, 4:54pm PDT 
HE'S GOING AFTER THE MUTHAFUCKIN MAN (WIKITA WIKA HELL YEAH) by wrom'justice, the wrom justicer 06/24/2007, 5:02pm PDT 
No, I just post on a website and jhoh and kered deride. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:04pm PDT 
So Kered and I deride this website? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 5:07pm PDT 
Point, Jhoh? by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:11pm PDT 
Wait maybe I figured it out. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/24/2007, 5:12pm PDT 
*derides you* NT by wrom'deride, the wrom derider 06/24/2007, 5:08pm PDT 
That's what I meant! Deride me, not the site. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:14pm PDT 
No one was deriding the site. You are a scat freak gore porn idiot. NT by wrom'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 5:16pm PDT 
Re: No one was deriding the site. You are a scat freak gore porn idiot. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:18pm PDT 
Re: No one was deriding the site. You are a scat freak gore porn idiot. by wrom'correct, the wrom corrector 06/24/2007, 5:21pm PDT 
Why do you have to say so few hurtful things over and over and over and over? NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:24pm PDT 
Yes I have tried telling them they repeat themselves. by bdrrrrrrrrrrrrg 06/24/2007, 5:29pm PDT 
I know! What dicks. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:33pm PDT 
I was completing my NT up there "jhoh and kered deride me". It's who gets deride NT by d. Worm 06/24/2007, 5:21pm PDT 
WHEN YOU INSULT THE WROM, YOU INSULT THE ENTIRE SITE, I AM CALTROPS *FIRES ENERG NT by wrom'caltrops, THE TRUE FORM O BOTH 06/24/2007, 5:23pm PDT 
Nope. Just was refering to myself not the site. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:25pm PDT 
Yes wrom posts so coherently, it is crazy that anyone would misunderstand him. by wrom'caltrops, THE TRUE FORM O BOT 06/24/2007, 5:27pm PDT 
I'd be correcting myself if I said they deride the site! by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:30pm PDT 
No you said they deride the site. You're stupid. NT by bdrrrrrrrrrrrrg 06/24/2007, 5:31pm PDT 
Did not. NT by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:33pm PDT 
Quite interesting really. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:05pm PDT 
Well, yeah. We're all losers. by Worm 06/24/2007, 5:08pm PDT 
And in the loser business, spazz kills. O____O NT by wrom\'plat, the wrom platitude 06/24/2007, 5:11pm PDT 
I'd put bink above him :( NT by Grumah 06/25/2007, 5:40am PDT 
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