Forum Overview :: Crackdown

I've figured it out! The goat's dick is exploding forward! by Quentin Beck 07/04/2007, 9:11pm PDT Onto the backs and asses of the sweaty leather men. The communist/satanist goat has beautiful broad shoulders. It is fucking cool. The legs of both men are on fire. The men are looking angrily at things, but have forgotten to shoot in the direction of those things. The more reasonable looking man on the right has pouches in his vest big enough only for nine vault batteries and matchboxes. The stormtrooper robot has them plum but is not shooting at them so should be considered a friend. The 9V batteries could be for him. The ape is in motion. He is smiling at an inappropriate moment and should be considered a threat. The matches are for him.

CRACK DOWN by Jerry Whorebach 07/03/2007, 1:28am PDT     Probably a stealth christian game. Those dudes are Mormons going door to door. NT by Mischief Maker 07/03/2007, 6:56pm PDT         Every gun is a flamethrower! NT by Quentin Beck 07/03/2007, 7:13pm PDT             The first game to put this tagline on the box gets my purchase. by Fussbett 07/03/2007, 9:27pm PDT     What a great team. by mark 07/04/2007, 1:46am PDT         Re: What a great team. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2007, 1:51am PDT             Re: What a great team. by Jerry Whorebach 07/04/2007, 9:03pm PDT         Re: What a great team. by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/04/2007, 9:51am PDT         I'm pretty sure the "robot" is a copyright-borderline Stormtrooper NT by I need clarification 07/04/2007, 1:12pm PDT             OOOOOOOOOOOH NT by Guy who needs movies explained 07/04/2007, 1:30pm PDT                 I've figured it out! The goat's dick is exploding forward! by Quentin Beck 07/04/2007, 9:11pm PDT