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| AIM log about someone else's neighbor and THEIR lawn by Ray of Light 08/01/2007, 11:55am PDT | ||||
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| Ray: my hipster friends have a neighbor who cuts her front lawn with a handmower and then scissors. My friend made up a theme for her on his guitar which he plays when she is in visual range.
Ray: it sounds like if the Kids in the Hall band played Glycerine mrk: Shadowy Men From a Shadowy Planet mrk: or do you mean the band IN the show, "Armada"? Ray: haha no Shadowy Men mrk: www.manufactum.co.uk/.../product/1400804/Product_Details 
Ray: hers is like this but with no bag mrk: note the slogan of this company, "the good things in life still exist" Ray: pushing a handmower around probably would help you to recognize the good things in life mrk: such as not pushing a lawn mower Ray: while drinking on his porch one night, she came out and started to cross the street and he started to play the song, and I tried to make lyrics for it. Ray: it started out funny but it turned out she was crossing the street to tell us to SHUT UP Ray: this is what I've been able to reconstruct of the lyrics: Nitrogen fixation - Photosynthesismrk: I take it the HUUUNH is suppose to be similar to what precedes "war, what is it good for" Ray: I'm citing him as an influence right now mrk: manufactum is a pretty funny website. It's for people similar to those that would shop at Hermes of Paris, only without any money Ray: this looks just like Lee Valley [Canadian catalog store that is just like Manfactum --ed] Ray: the same kind of scam, cheap Asian goods all dressed up mrk: yeah mrk: haha: www.manufactum.co.uk/.../product/838822/Product_Details 
Ray: haha mrk: it is listed under the category "games of movement" Ray: "Do you sell something I can shoot with this gun?" mrk: "certainly not my parents (for buying this piece of shit)" This game was invented in 1908Ray: I like the implication that it took 500 years between the invention of firearms and somebody realizing you could play a game with them mrk: it was all serious work for a long time mrk: aside from william tell, of course Ray: "then there was an ACCIDENTAL shot which hit some junk and people realized it might be fun" mrk: yeah. Someone shot a can by accident, then they shot it a second time on purpose mrk: they couldn't even believe what they were doing Ray: then someone else came along and said they sucked at it Ray: competition ensued and history was made |
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So I bought a megaphone by 05/23/2005, 2:17am PDT  This should be in =) NT by 05/23/2005, 7:21am PDT Can this go on the front page? NT by 05/23/2005, 7:25am PDT They don't need cell phone cams, they need megaphone cams. NT by 05/23/2005, 9:06am PDT Re: So I bought a megaphone by 05/23/2005, 9:17am PDT That was precisely what I had in mind. NT by 05/23/2005, 9:59am PDT Ray! is a horrible poster >:( NT by 05/23/2005, 1:15pm PDT The megaphone was loud enough to summon Zseni back. NT by 05/23/2005, 6:51pm PDT GET OVER HERE! NT by 05/24/2005, 3:24am PDT I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 2:53am PDT guilty! by 05/24/2005, 3:44am PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 6:21am PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 12:56pm PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 3:01pm PDT lower-midicalonic NT by 05/31/2005, 7:50pm PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 11/04/2005, 4:57pm PST This made me smile -nt- by 11/10/2005, 1:49pm PST AIM log about someone else's neighbor and THEIR lawn by 08/01/2007, 11:55am PDT |
