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| ODB was fo' da mafuckin' CHILDREN by curst 11/15/2004, 9:55am PST | ||||
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| ODB came to the aid of kids trapped in a burning vehicle.
ODB stole $50 shoes from a store three days after he himself was shot in a robbery. ODB bum-rushed the Grammy's (interrupting Shawn Colvin's to make known his displeasure at Puff Daddy being chosen over him as the best rap artist of 1998. His only comment afterwards was "Something just jumped into my blood!" His comments on stage were to the effect of: "Puffy and all the other artists are good artists, but I think Wu- Tang... hey, we're number one... I went and bought me an outfit that costed me a lot of money. I figured that Wu-Tang was going to win. I don't know how y'all see it, but Wu-Tang is for the children, you know what I mean? Puffy is good but Wu-Tang is the best..." ODB changed his named to Big Baby Jesus (after having previously assumed the nicknames of Dirt McGirt and Osiris) in yet another attempt to prove that the Wu-Tang Clan truly was "fo' da mafuckin' children". ODB proudly stood butt-naked on the balcony of a Germany hotel while the Wu was on tour, scaring the hell out of pretty much everybody. ODB harrassed a receptionist at KMEL radio for her phone number after asking for a hug and feeling her up during said hug, and failed. Undaunted, he asked the receptionist at a neighboring station if she wanted to make babies with him. After that turned out to be a non-starter, he brandished a stun gun and proudly announced that he needed to take a dump. He then entered the men's room and began singing about his excremental prowess while doing the do. (At least according to Davey D's website - he worked at KMEL at the time.) An incident from one of his many trials: "It does cost a lot of money," Jones said to no one in particular. "It will be helpful if you would just say nothing right now," the judge replied. Jones didn't take his advice: "Do I make you horny?" he asked, a la Austin Powers. It is not clear what Jones was doing, but Heffernan then instructed the rapper to put his hands down. Jones replied, "Fool yourselves. Sperm donor here." The judge did not respond to Jones and there is no comment from his attorney, Peter Frankel. "I was advised by the attorney not to discuss it. Things are really touchy right now," said Jeremy Larner, who represents Jones at JL Entertainment. "Dirty's going through a lot right now." I don't think I'll ever mourn the death of a rapper as much as I will that of Russell Jones. Big fat fucking =(. |
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ODB, RIP by 11/14/2004, 3:01pm PST  Re: ODB, RIP by 11/15/2004, 8:25am PST Great Moments in ODB History by 11/15/2004, 9:11am PST ODB was fo' da mafuckin' CHILDREN by 11/15/2004, 9:55am PST |
