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by laudablepuss 08/06/2007, 6:03pm PDT |
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Mischief Maker wrote:
I walked away from this movie with the same impression I had from seeing "The Score." I was lured in by the promise of a heist flick, but instead was stuck for 2 hours watching Robert DeNiro's character getting a long slobbery blowjob.
*spoilers follow*
He figures out that the redhead irish-accented employer of theirs is in the IRA. He uncovers the fake Ronin spy. He gives helpful advice on avoiding snipers to Jean Reno. He fucks the hot redhead from Solaris. He's constantly dropping tidbits of information about spy skills without anyone asking for them "I never enter a building without at least 2 exits." And he's SO GOOD that all the other spies just stare at him with awe or nod their heads with respect except for the evil russian ronin spy who seems to be sizing him up as a worthy opponent.
Plus this movie post-dates "Pulp Fiction" but has a line at the end where someone asks "what was in the McGuffin briefcase we've been chasing this whole movie?" and DeNiro says, "I don't know." JUST IN CASE WE MISSED THAT ONE.
On the upshot, it had that prick from the Lexus commercials get several bullets pumped into him in slow motion.
Nothing in this post is a spoiler, since it's all incorrect. Maybe you watched a robot chicken spoof of the movie. I dunno.
The line was "I never go into a place I don't know how to exit" or something along those lines. 2 exits. *eye rolling*
Anyone who says McGuffin isn't allowed to review a movie anymore. All in favor etcetera etcetera. |
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Dana Stevens to world: "instinctively ignore anything I say." by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/03/2007, 7:43am PDT 
You only just now got to that point? NT by laudablepuss 08/03/2007, 10:33am PDT 
No. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/03/2007, 11:23am PDT 
So what's the consensus on Bourne? by Lizard_King 08/05/2007, 10:21am PDT 
I thought the first two were about the best spy movies since True Lies. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/05/2007, 10:24am PDT 
I can't tell if that's sarcasm since I liked True Lies but many people pan it. NT by Lizard_King 08/05/2007, 11:54am PDT 
True Lies is sincerely one of the greatest works of art of the 20th century. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/05/2007, 1:12pm PDT 
A simple "yes it was sarcasm" or "no it wasn't" will suffice. by Lizard_King 08/05/2007, 2:46pm PDT 
True Lies was Jim Cameron's last good movie, T2 his last great one. (FO' REALZ) NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/05/2007, 4:13pm PDT 
Fuck yeah. NT by Lizard_King 08/05/2007, 5:35pm PDT 
There are people alive who didn't like True Lies? (arabs) NT by Grumah 08/05/2007, 4:45pm PDT 
Uh, best spy movies since Ronin by laudablepuss 08/06/2007, 4:01am PDT 
I debated whether Ronin should go in the spy movie or merc movie category. by Jerry Whorebach 08/06/2007, 10:19am PDT 
Ronin's a spy movie? by Lizard_King 08/06/2007, 10:43am PDT 
Calling it a spy movie is almost a spoiler. by Jerry Whorebach 08/06/2007, 11:43am PDT 
Excellent. I'll check it out. by Lizard_King 08/06/2007, 11:57am PDT 
PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAP (<--awesome) by Jerry Whorebach 08/06/2007, 12:36pm PDT 
Re: PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAP (<--awesome) by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/06/2007, 12:46pm PDT 
Re: PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAP (<--awesome) by Jerry Whorebach 08/06/2007, 1:06pm PDT 
Best European car porn ever filmed. by Motherhead 08/06/2007, 2:27pm PDT 
Meh. by Mischief Maker 08/06/2007, 5:58pm PDT 
Re: Meh. by laudablepuss 08/06/2007, 6:03pm PDT 
But it's Alfred Hitchcock' term! by Mischief Maker 08/06/2007, 6:28pm PDT 
Did he review movies? NO HE DID NOT. (I think.) NT by laudablepuss 08/06/2007, 7:13pm PDT 
Who said that making movies is the ultimate form of film criticism? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/06/2007, 7:20pm PDT 
Good Lord, man! What are you doing? by laudablepuss 08/06/2007, 7:25pm PDT 
Okay, good TIP. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/10/2007, 5:19pm PDT 
Re: So what's the consensus on Bourne? by jeep 08/05/2007, 7:43pm PDT 
That's what I like to hear, opinions I agree with. by Lizard_King 08/05/2007, 8:58pm PDT 
I actually got sick in the 2nd Bourne movie. by Fullofkittens 08/06/2007, 12:05pm PDT 
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