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by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/22/2007, 11:20am PDT |
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motherfuckerfoodeater wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I could "hack" a machine gun turre-- ok, I can't, but you know what I mean.
You could if you were Cleve Blakemore.
If Cleve were the protagonist in Bioshock, the game would be over much sooner due to the fact that he could wait the disaster out in his fallout shelter so that all the minor enemies would have killed each other off. You'd have to constantly re-map the "flex" key when the game crashes back to Windows instead of exiting nicely, though. Additionally, a hundred pounds of concrete could fall out of the sky and land on his back and you wouldn't lose any health at all (unlike what would happen to mere mortals).
The Making Fun of Cleve Guide says I have to in-line the yellow baby at this point but I can't find it, so this post is unfinished. Much like Grimoire! Haw haw haw!
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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