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Entropy Stew wrote:
Zseni wrote:
conflictNo wrote:
If I wanted to start a Gramin Bank-style cooperative for men to increase their buying power to purchase MORE MORE MORE beef jerky, I could. I wouldn't have to answer to anyone.
cNo
This was exactly the sort of answer that should have been handed to me the instant I brought the whole jerky mess up. Adroit, direct, simple, funny, and I can't think of any way to answer it without sounding like a total sissy girl.
Instead, Ray! by took the match by comedic attrition. How droll.
-/ES/-
You're a hard guy to criticize because I don't know whether your comedy, manliness, or judgment is more suspect. I mean I could go for the cheap shot, like "Anna Nicole Smith called; she wants her hair, meds, and unemployment checks back!" But that's so obvious. I'd rather just say it and then claim I'm too classy to actually mean it. You know, Nietzche was a closet case who suffered terribly from indigestion to the point that it caused insomnia, and his dreadful eyesight coupled with his tiny handwriting and compulsive writing habit left him with crushing perpetual headaches. That's you! You can't stop writing even when everything you put down is painfully gay. Even in your incessant self-mythologizing you're just like that - virginal, jobless, desperate for human contact, and constantly suffering - except without the genius.
But hey, I'm comically healthy and due at work in a few hours to help make America better. I may not be funny, ES, but I don't have to be funny when I'm right.
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Machismo revisted. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 2:54am PDT 
Re: Machismo revisted. by E. L. Koba 07/25/2004, 4:39am PDT
Re: Machismo revisted. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:37am PDT
I've demanded nothing of you but your best by Ray of Light 07/25/2004, 11:14pm PDT
You're clearly wasting your time. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 4:32am PDT
You're a dumbhead because I say it is so! NT by *STAMPS FOOT* 07/26/2004, 9:24am PDT
Did you know there were ELEVEN battles of the Isonzo? by laudablepuss 07/27/2004, 3:34am PDT
Ray could make the Holocaust funny, and I might be behind it. Make this funnier. NT by Worm 07/25/2004, 5:53am PDT
By calling Hitler short or something? NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 10:13am PDT
If Ray said Hitler was short Zseni would mention Napoleon. NT by Worm 07/25/2004, 11:21am PDT
I guess that makes you right about Ray being hilarious, after all. :( NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 11:40am PDT
Me (talking to Spanish-born Taipei-based sword collector and Aikido expert by who has worked in a number of 07/25/2004, 11:49am PDT
May is skinny and bookish. Eyelass frames extremely delicate. Low tolerance for by mess of any kind. Her bedroom 07/25/2004, 12:11pm PDT
That was well written, missed it. Maybe I'll try to read that shitty Zseni NT by post again. 07/25/2004, 12:50pm PDT
Are you funny? NT by Ever? 07/25/2004, 8:53pm PDT
We know for certain that you in particular are never funny. NT by Edward Gibbons 07/25/2004, 8:55pm PDT
Ad Hominem NT by Zseni 07/25/2004, 9:21pm PDT
Yes, hadn't you noticed? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 1:00am PDT
No, you aren't. NT by I don't need clarification 07/26/2004, 2:04pm PDT
Yeah! BDR's roomate tried to suck him awf! Har! NT by LOL 07/25/2004, 1:18pm PDT
Whoever's got gas, it's killing me!! NT by here all week 07/25/2004, 4:03pm PDT
Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/25/2004, 7:06am PDT
Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:44am PDT
Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/27/2004, 6:14pm PDT
WE DON'T ACCEPT RAGING BULLDYKES by LAW SCHOOL EVERYWHERE 07/27/2004, 6:18pm PDT
Not funny by You lose 07/25/2004, 7:37am PDT
Re: Not funny by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:45am PDT
That would have been a good post only if everything you said wasn't wrong. :( NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 10:14am PDT
Jesus cracker christ, let it go. You already lost (badly) NT by You've lost this war, go home 07/25/2004, 11:59am PDT
Crackers!!! Delicious! NT by Manly Men Dining On The Cheap 07/25/2004, 12:08pm PDT
Perfect! All that it's missing is a character named Grover. NT by mrs. johnson 07/25/2004, 1:16pm PDT
Stop acting so catty. by Rex Reed 07/25/2004, 1:17pm PDT
You just figured out why it's so great, anonyfruit. NT by mrs. johnson 07/26/2004, 12:59am PDT
Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by conflictNo 07/25/2004, 2:29pm PDT
Yeah, Ray lost when he engaged the argument. Romero weighs in, too. by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 3:56pm PDT
wow by FABIO 07/25/2004, 8:07pm PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 3:59pm PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/25/2004, 10:12pm PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 11:06pm PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/26/2004, 2:15am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 10:54am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by wherever 07/26/2004, 1:32pm PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:44pm PDT
You're ten times the man that is really a woman who likes jerky by Zseni-lover 07/26/2004, 2:17pm PDT
This seems to be the standard answer to anyone who says Ray! isn't super-funny. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:45pm PDT
I did not have sexual relations with Zseni's fat ass. NT by Clinton 07/26/2004, 6:02pm PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Pieter 07/27/2004, 12:26am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 3:33am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/27/2004, 4:17am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 11:24am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 1:05am PDT
Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by pieter 07/26/2004, 4:33am PDT
Who the fuck are you, again? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 8:07am PDT
He's "pieter." Can't you read (his awesome sig)? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:46pm PDT
You're boring, shut up. NT by Arbiter of Comedy 07/26/2004, 7:52am PDT
As surmised, INC sucks in blue, too. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 10:47am PDT
Why don't you just write "neener neener neener!" by Edward Gibbons 07/26/2004, 11:19am PDT
Wow, that was lazy even for Gibbons NT by FABIO 07/26/2004, 1:45pm PDT
Didn't your male roommate suck your dick? by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:42pm PDT
You're fat by pieter 07/26/2004, 5:29pm PDT
INC: easier than v. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 6:23pm PDT
Hey, I remember you - didn't you drop out of medical school or something? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 7:40pm PDT
SO FUNNY NT by Pack of retards 07/26/2004, 8:20pm PDT
Donkeys are dumb :(. by Zseni's Ass 07/26/2004, 3:29pm PDT
What the fuck even IS all this? by K. Thor Jensen 07/26/2004, 4:29pm PDT
Re: What the fuck even IS all this? by Creexul :( 07/26/2004, 5:05pm PDT
vpocalypse is to Zseni-hating what 9/11 was to flag-buying NT by Ray of Light 07/26/2004, 7:59pm PDT
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