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Zseni's solution to bullying by Zseni 09/09/2007, 9:48pm PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

They're against it.

Apparently they were all victims of bullying, but most of them were either so verbally clever or just plain CRAZY BALLSY that the bullies soon learned better. Except Rimbo.

Rimbo wrote:

I was a tattle-tale, so although I was small, bullies learned that I was not going to ever, every keep my mouth shut.

I was worried about how I deal with my son if he were bullied, but he's already wearing 4T clothes at age 2 and inherited is mother's "If you're going to be that way you aren't worth paying attention to" attitude. I'm far more worried that he will turn into a bully himself.


Who will believe him when he's forced to tattle on his own son? I can only pray he quickly learns to fight back, K0NY-style.

INC shows up to flirt with the resident she-beast and get a sweet burn in on the president, but sadly contributes nothing from his own (presumably vast) back catalogue of childhood bullying stories.

I mean schoolyard bullying, not bullying like when I'm drunk and crying and I reach out for help and MM swoops down to peck my eyes out in long-awaited vengeance.

American School is just like prison! If you are not an evil motherfucker or crazy or some evil or crazy person's bitch, you better hope the guards are around (and that they like you!!) Just treat everything like prison and you'll be okay.

The best part about the Q23 bully rally is that all the helpless delicate geniuses are 100% blameless all the time. Even the guy who will admit to bullying gets a round of cuddles - "aw naw, dawg, you were a cool not-bully." But actually all of them rubbed sand into the wounds of their other loser friends and fought for dominance over the tiny dork shitheap cliques they formed for themselves from the social dregs of suburban elementary schools. But that sort of cruelty isn't bullying, and I'll tell you why: because there's no reward. A proper bully gets to lord his superiority over someone, but these passive-aggressive character assassins curled into shells of guilt walled off with pretenses of innocence - worms become nautiluses of social ineptitude. And now they emerge from their safe homes only long enough to rub dicks at Chick's!
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Delicate geniuses of Quarter to Three discuss bullying. by Jerry Whorebach 09/09/2007, 7:36pm PDT NEW
    Not surprisingly, Charles had the answer by Gleen 09/09/2007, 7:57pm PDT NEW
        You still haven't answered my question: are you EVEN in the industry? NT by Charles 09/09/2007, 7:59pm PDT NEW
    Zseni's solution to bullying by Zseni 09/09/2007, 9:48pm PDT NEW
        My dear, how could I resist a pair of eyes as lovely as yours? NT by Mischief Maker 09/09/2007, 10:37pm PDT NEW
            I bullied a guy accidentally! They called it sexual harrassment. by Quentin Beck 09/10/2007, 3:12am PDT NEW
                So being a dick and writing sex fantasies for an audience started early for you. NT by Sorry to hear you go atored. 09/10/2007, 8:57am PDT NEW
                    The notes were hilarious! by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 12:23am PDT NEW
        New replies to the original thread are validating me at a fantastic rate. NT by Zseni 09/13/2007, 4:12pm PDT NEW
            At least they all, every single one of them, know how to deal with bullies NOW. by Jerry Whorebach 09/13/2007, 4:58pm PDT NEW
    They don't actually know how to deal with bullying at all by Grumah 09/10/2007, 9:30am PDT NEW
        Burn on me. by Worm 09/10/2007, 10:44am PDT NEW
            possibly replace fast food manager with guild leader? NT by Worm 09/10/2007, 10:57am PDT NEW
                Or replace all of the above with no one. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/10/2007, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                    No one can hurt you when you're completely alone :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 9:04pm PDT NEW
                        Faces come out of the rain. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/10/2007, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                        Completely alone, like at the top. 8( (yaaaa) NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:06am PDT NEW
                            Let me know when you've settled on your final comeback, I want to read it. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/11/2007, 1:13am PDT NEW
                                No. 8( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:30am PDT NEW
                                Shouldn't you guys be friends? You have so much in common! NT by Choson 09/13/2007, 12:05am PDT NEW
                                    We're both retarded drop out welfare TRASH NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/13/2007, 12:25am PDT NEW
                                        And there's only room for one of us here, not counting Jsoh (HE DOESN'T COUNT) NT by (FOR ANYTHING) (ETC.) --JW 09/13/2007, 1:10am PDT NEW
                                            I hate to break it to you but... well... never mind. NT by bink 09/13/2007, 4:46pm PDT NEW
            you mean, you dont want people to hate you for that? NT by Grumah 09/11/2007, 12:37am PDT NEW
    This is from a completely unrelated thread... or is it? by Jerry Whorebach 09/22/2007, 7:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: This is from a completely unrelated thread... or is it? by Zseni 09/24/2007, 10:28pm PDT NEW
 
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