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Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 11:40am PDT
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I was thinking of being Rorshach for this Halloween. I would be Dr Manhattan but since I am posting on the internet you already know that I don't have the body for that.

Got any Rorschach tips?


You just want a fedora, old trenchcoat and thin ski mask. The ski mask should be one of those that just gives you an oval when properly used. Get one with a long neck and just move everything up, so the oval is on the top of your head. From there, a Sharpie will let you draw the ink blots, but be sure to keep the area for your eyes bare. Grab a needle and poke a bunch of holes in the fabric of the mask: nobody will be able to tell you did it, but it lets a lot more light through. Of course, when the sun sets you'll be blind, but you should be blind drunk by that point anyway.

Get the fedora early, because fucking hipsters snatch them up and you don't want to pay retail prices for a new one. Nobody cares what color your trenchcoat is, and in fact I'd say that brown doesn't look right in real life. Just having one in any shade makes the costume look right.

If somebody asks you who you are, just say an "ink blot" or a "Rorschach test." It's not that you won't be able to say, "I'm a character in a graphic novel," it's that anyone you tell will trip all over themselves trying to introduce you to that cute girl at the party. Just avoid the whole thing: you'll win on the Internet, where you post a picture of your costume, and after the party where you successfully get the girl because every other guy will be dressed as those idiots from the "Sabotage" video. Rorschach lets you stay warm and drink plenty... it's what Halloween is all about.


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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CHIMPEROR by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 2:23am PDT NEW
    That girl holding the two Ron Paul signs NT by is exactly how I picture Zseni 09/25/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
        Ugh. Would :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/25/2007, 5:58pm PDT NEW
            This image will take the Internet by storm by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 11:10pm PDT NEW
                I mean, come on by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                    Peace. ;-; NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/25/2007, 11:17pm PDT NEW
                Costume tips by Last 09/26/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Costume tips by bombMexico 09/26/2007, 11:24pm PDT NEW
                    Here's a TIP by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 2:07am PDT NEW
                        Hold on there, Sally! by Caltrops: People Who Care 09/27/2007, 2:19am PDT NEW
                    Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 11:40am PDT NEW
                        Re: Costume tips by Last 09/27/2007, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                            He means no mouthhole. Do you EVEN own any ski masks? by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                                Best haunted house trick by Quentin Beck 09/27/2007, 6:44pm PDT NEW
                                    Even a man-of-the-world like QB enjoys a haunted house now and then :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                                        QB's haunted house would have holes in the wall at dick-height :( NT by Entropy Stew 09/28/2007, 1:19am PDT NEW
                                            Hey that's not nice, come on QB is an okay guy. ~_~ NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/28/2007, 1:23am PDT NEW
                                                Peace everybody. NT by Quentin Beck 09/28/2007, 6:30pm PDT NEW
    I accidentally made this game by Bananadine 09/27/2007, 7:53am PDT NEW
 
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